Author's Note~ Yoho minna! I am baackk! GOMENASAIIII! I promised everyone that I will make a Bonus month this month because I didn't update last month. But I was unable to because first my laptop's windows crashed. Then my father got a fracture, so I had to take care. Then my laptop was not connecting to the printer so it was gone again to be repaired. Then again it wasn't connecting to the net and it again gone for repairing and came back just yesterday. So, now I am working over-night and making it. TT^TT *yawn* and now, I think I will be unable to continue with the bonus month. Because I have got to do tasks like - Disclaimer: I do not own Fairy Tail. Mashima-san does. *bows*I just own some characters which you have not seen in FT. Guidelines: BOLD:
1) my DCxFT crossover.
2) I lost a bet, so I have to make a fic. Requested. (One-shot Jerza)
3) I applied for an OC contest in a fic. And now my task is to make a 2000 word oneshot by my selected pair.
Oh well, that is why, I am thinking to shoot 2 targets with 1 arrow. Muahaha!
So, this will be a normal month. T^T soooo sorrryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
oh and my father is alright again! Yay!
Understood? Okay, lets begin! Finally, Erza and Lucy came back. Jellal was afraid to face the wrath of the titania, so he snuggled back in the bed, pretending, he was never awake. Natsu and Gray (and happy) pretended to be knocked out, as if someone came and attacked on them and they fought and that's why the house is like that. Erza (the titania) and lucy entered. Now lets see what happens ;)
previously… On "I will forever be with you"Gray and Natsu destroyed the whole house. Happy was eating fish (as usual). Jellal was not fit and fine to stop their fight so he just was watching and sighing.
Chapter Name: FanfictionErza and Lucy entered. Door closed. Turned around. Eyes Widened. Food on the floor. Mouths open. Took 2 steps in.
a-… "WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED IN HERE?!" Shouted the mighty (scary) titania.
"OH MY GOD?! MY HOUSE!" Shouted lucy in unison.
Erza ran inside to jellal. While, lucy towards the (pretending) knocked out natsu and gray (and happy).
Erza stood beside the bed. She checked on jellal. Everything was ok. (unexpectedly) erza's hand was on jellal's chest. And other on the head, much to jellal's scared-ness. "please don't kill me! Please don't kill me! Oh my god. Please save me. Odsfhiodebiucewniu" Said Jellal in his mind. He was sweat dropping. He started saying prayers in his mind to save him from erza.
Suddenly, Erza noticed him sweat dropping. (OH GOD HELL SHIT!) now, no one was going be spared from the wrath of the titania. Oh, wait… she thinks… because of this hot big blanket and it was hot, he was feeling hot. (THANK GOD!) now, maybe jellal would be spared.
meanwhile…
Lucy, sat down on the floor wide eyed. Shocked. Worried. And crying and cursing who did it in her house. The landlady would kill her. She checked on natsu and gray. They were still breathing. But were breathing heavily. They were injured, but only a little. They were also sweatdropping, but lucy didn't notice. Lucy was a bit relieved then. She looked around. She spotted something on the table. She head toward there. There was a laptop, which was on, with a Data card inserted, and a site was opened.
OK, she was sure, natsu didn't knew anything about it, he was stupid, so he couldn't control it. Happy… of course not. Gray, he was also stupid. The left was, Jellal. Lucy had a doubt. It could be Jellal, because he was one of the 10 wizard saints, then ultear, he must be knowing about laptop and data card and how to use it.
meanwhile…
Erza was relieved. He was okay. She thought, she should wake him up now. …
"Jellal… Jellal… wake up…" erza shook jellal very lightly and said in her softest voice.
ok he was scared more. Ok he opened his eyes slowly. (pretending) "huh? Where… am… I?" said jellal *pretending* (reminder: ** for keyword).
Erza smiled. "you are back in lucy's house. I am glad, you are ok." Said erza *softest voice*.
Erza now hugged him. "Thank you. For saving our happiness." Whispered erza. Jellal was now blushing furiously. "n-no it's a-alright…" said jellal. Erza broke the hug. She went to lucy.
She saw that lucy was seeing something kept on the table.
"What is it? Lucy?" asked erza.
"Ah, Its-…"
"It's a Laptop! Erza you are so foolish!" interrupted Natsu from nowhere. "Aye!" happy also!
"HUH?!" Both the girls were shocked.
"HOLY CRAP SHIT! THAT IDOIT FLAME BRAIN!" Thought gray.
"Natsu, Happy…. You both…" said lucy and erza together SHOCKED.
"Oh crap!" natsu facepalm-ed.
"WHAT HAD HAPPENED HERE?!" Shouted Erza.
Gray got up and came. Even jellal now got up and came. The 3 of them were standing in a line, faces down.
"Jellal…" erza said unbelievably. Lucy's jaw was dropped.
"I tell you what happened in here." Answered Jellal. He looked up.
"See, as much as I know, when I got up, I heard some noises coming from near the door, so I headed and saw gray, natsu and happy tear-ed open some packet. They didn't knew what it was, and were discussing what it was. But when I saw it, I immediately remembered. It was a laptop and a datacard. I told from behind. Then, natsu came rushing to me and hugged me and thanked me. *blush*. *blush over* then I switched it on and while searching for igneel, by natsu's request, we saw discovered a site called FanFiction. It has all our names. We read one story about you and natsu, lucy. There was your son and his exceed there too. *lucy blushing*
and then, in when the story finished, Natsu and Gray started fighting, and made all this mess. It was my fault this happened, because I would've stopped them. And then you came, and for saving myself, I lay on the bed again, pretended to never be awake." Explained Jellal, and looked at natsu and gray.
"And we, pretended to be knocked out, as if there was some attack happened here, and we fought and then after it we were like this." Said Natsu and Gray.
"Everything would've been alright if this flame-brain would have not suddenly got up!" said gray annoyed.
"What did you say?! Bastard!" Said natsu angrily.
"WHAT YOU HEARD" shouted gray. They both came near. They were about to start a fight again.
Erza had turned black. Her hands formed fists.
"STOP!" she shouted. Everyone froze. She was scary.
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
FSNIBFSDKH VOIHJSKLJBNDIOGBSCKDNIH IUFNG FIHO H OIJOIDH IODH
Natsu and Gray were beaten into a pulp by the mighty titania. Jellal thanked god he was spared. But he still got a small hit on the head. Lucy was standing beside Jellal in a corner shivering her spine down, really scared- just like him, when the both of them were getting beaten up by the mighty (demon) Erza Scarlet. *.*
Now Natsu and Gray (and happy) were unable to move, and were lying down on the ground. "Now, they will understand…" Said erza dusting her hands. (a/n: you know how xD like clapping xD) Lucy and Jellal still scared.
"and you… Jellal, you are forgiven today, because last night you did a great job, its like repaying by leaving you." Said erza giggling.
"Aye! Captain!" Said Jellal saluting. "Great… now tell me, what is this laptop and Datacard." Said erza as she sat on the chair in front of the laptop.
Jellal and Lucy both explained erza. Lucy knew about it because as we all know she belonged to a rich and wealthy family, so her dad used to work with it. And then Jellal explained the both of them about fanfiction and told them the fiction, they all just read.
After jellal told them, Erza was laughing and lucy was blushing madly. And then jellal also started laughing with erza. "Haha, ok now, lets read another now." Suggested jellal.
"Okay!" said lucy and erza excitedly. "Jellal, you only read, we are a little tired now." Said erza. "okay, erza-sama" joked jellal. "ok ok now, search one and start." Said erza blushing a little. Lucy laughed.
(Poor Food is left alone at the door T^T) xD
After a while, jellal found one. "Hey! I found one!" said jellal excitedly.
"That's great! So now, begin!" said lucy and erza. Lucy and erza surrounded jellal and he begun.
(Bold: Fiction. Normal: what the characters are doing/saying)
A (ab)Normal Winter DayAuthor: OddballPunk"What an odd name." said lucy. Erza and Jellal exchanged glances and started LAUGHING LIKE HELL.
"WHAT?!" said lucy blushing a bit. They both exchanged glances again, and started laughing like hell *again.
"Lucy, the name only is odd so, won't it be odd? Your weird lucy." Said happy from nowhere and also started laughing with erza and jellal. And our dear lucy was now blushing madly.
"HAHAHAHAHA jellal, hahahaha… continue…" said erza trying to control her laughter.
He continued.
PROMPT: a winter day
SUMMARY: The word 'normal' can only be stretched so far when dealing with Fairy Tail wizards.
DISCLAIMER: Yeah, when I asked my insurance agent about rates concerning ownership of Fairy Tail, he couldn't seem to stop laughing. So my cash wad is being disagreeable and refusing to let me spend it.
"OWN FAIRY TAIL?!" Shouted all in unison. Natsu and Gray still really beaten up, joined in from nowhere.
"He is mad or what?!" said natsu with an annoyed look on his face.
"He can never own us!" said gray irritated.
"Of course!" said lucy, erza and jellal.
"Conti…nue" said happy, chewing a fish as usual.
Scene 1-Overwhelmed
"Welcome to the Kingdom of Fiore! Where in a certain district, in a certain town, in a cer—"
A loud explosion is heard over the welcoming trumpets and symbols, followed by several stinging insults flying back and forth along with flames and ice shards.
The narrator clears his throat and diligently tries again. "Ahem…yes…Where in a certain district, in a certain tow—"
"I told you already, barbeque stick! I gonna kick that glowing ass of yours!"
"Yeah right you melting popsicle! And you leave my ass out of this! 'Cause I'm gonna beat yours until you're puking ice chunks from it!"
The narrator coughs again—rather loudly this time. The audience either nods in sympathe—…"Huh? Jellal? What happened? Are you alright?" Asked Erza worriedly.
His stomach was grumbling loudly. Jellal turned around. "I… I haven't had anything since last night… I.. am really hungry." Said jellal slowly.
"Ah! Sorry! We forgot!" said Lucy and erza. "Its ok, but now I want to eat some-…"
"WE ARE REALLY HUNGRY! WE WANT FOOD!" interrupted Natsu and Gray.
"Yes, yes ok! We have bought food." Said erza smiling.
"YAY!" Shouted the 3 hungry people.
Erza forgot where they kept the food. She started searching. She told to lucy. She also started searching.
30 MINS LATER…
"Erza…." Said jellal really weakly. He was lying on the chair sickly, and natsu and gray were on the floor.
"Yes?" she asked.
"I am hungry…" said jellal. He was the strongest man here, who was still speaking, when he was soo, hungry and was also not fit because of last night.
"Ah, sorry, I am finding the food. Sorry!" said erza.
Face down.
(1 hour later)
Erza and Lucy searched the WHOLE house leaving the spot near the door. *sigh*
"WHERE THE HELL WE KEPT THE FOOD?!" Shouted lucy, weakly, she was tired.
"GOD KNOWS!" Shouted erza angrily.
"T^T" this was natsu, gray and jellal's condition now. Happy was still eating his raw fish.
(a few minutes later)
Happy finished his fish. He is really LAZY so, he got up, his wings out. He gone near the door. Everyone froze. He picked up a poly bag. Head toward Erza. Gave it to erza. Back on the table, sitting.
Erza opened the bag, took a peek. FREEZE. Erza Paled. "Erza?! What happened? Whats inside it?" asked lucy worriedly.
Erza gave the bag to lucy. Lucy took a peek. FREEZE. She also paled.
Dotted Eyes.
Lucy passed the package to jellal, because if she gave it to natsu and gray, they would've finished it all without giving it to jellal, and they would've fought and made the house a mess again.
Jellal was sad, weak and HUNGRY. He took a peek in the bag. "FOOOD!" He shouted excitedly as if, he got his strength and everything back.
"YAY!" Shouted natsu and gray and their face lit up.
Natsu, Gray and Jellal ate everything. They had divided it and had all the food. They ate all as much as they could. Natsu ate like a pig again. "I am full" said jellal cheerfully.
"Me too." Said gray. Natsu was still eating. Nothing was left but still he was chewing a bone like a dog. "Flame-head, nothing is left, leave it now." Said gray annoyed a bit.
"yes, stop it natsu." Commented jellal. "Okay, fine." Said natsu. For the first time natsu listened to someone in 1 try. JELLAL SALUTE!.
Both Erza and Lucy were still the same. They stood FREEZE. Jellal got up. Stood in front of erza. "Erza… Erzaa… ERZA!" Called jellal shaking her. Suddenly, she shook her head and normal. "Sorry." Erza apologized. She was blushing. In thoughts she was going all mad and thinking – why the hell I had forgot about it?! – she was cursing herself for it.
"Hahaha. Erza you look so cute like that." Commented jellal.
*Blushing even more* "Shut up!" said erza and walked past him.
The same happened with Natsu and Lucy.
Everyone was now back at their own places.
"Now, shall we begin from where we left?" suggested jellal.
"Yea!" said all.
"Ok then." Said jellal smiling and he started reading again.
The narrator coughs again—rather loudly this time. The audience either nods in sympathetic understanding or offers up cough drops. Through clenched teeth and accompanied with nails scraping something (most likely a tabletop or could be bones, whichever would be more satisfying to mangle), the narrator tries once more.
The trumpet- and symbol-birds only stare.
"Welcome to the Kingdom of—"
Now we all know what happens next:
1. All hell breaks loose.
2. Things get burned, frozen, or just generally mangled.
3. There's a quick flash of flesh and light seen along with the word "requip" (or connsou if you're a geek for it).
4. There's whining, whimpering, and pathetic squeaks of "aye" from Happy #2.
5. All the while a red-head nods accepting that everyone is just the besties! like she wants even when her back is turned.
"Erza's personality is true even in the story." Said happy.
*THAN* a hit on the head.
"Shut up happy." Said erza.
Jellal shuddered.
Yuppers just another normal day for Fairy Tail! Except it seems they're on the lookout for a new narrator again; they're at a new record too as they've only gone through four this week (much better than the 26 from last week), and it's only Wednesday.
Now where was the narrator? Oh yeah! We were just about to peep into the guild's daily activities. Pretty normal fair really. Broken furniture, bottles, and bodies line the guild floor while one of the sweetest and scariest women in the guild easily maneuvers around the mess. Serving the beer with a dashingly menacing smile, Mira beams because today was going to be the day that meant the world to the guild. They finally had a reason to celebrate—when didn't they have a reason to celebrate their hindquarters off? It was "Snowflake Finding Day"."SNOWFLAKE FINDING DAY?!" Said everyone in unison.
"Why do we have to find this Bustard snowflake?!" said natsu irritated.
Everyone sweatdropped except the one who made them sweatdrop which was natsu.
A small hit on the head by dear lucy. And that lucky uh.. sorry again… and that poor head was of the fire-dragon slayer natsu.
"Stupid! They mean a real snowflake made by master makarov!" said lucy annoyed.
"But snowflake is real only! And how can master make this guy?!" argued natsu.
Erza, Jellal and Gray sighed. "Nothing can be done of this guy" mumbled jellal annoyed.
only erza and gray heard it. "true" said erza and gray also irritated.
"oye flame brain! They don't mean me! They mean a s-n-o-w-f-l-a-k-e!" said gray, pronouncing snowflake all letters one by one so natsu understand and then he made a snowflake by his magic.
"oh.. a SNOWFLAKE?! I thought you" said natsu childishly.
"late understood but understood. Thanks gray." Said erza and jellal.
"welcome." Said gray.
"jellal now continue pls" said lucy.
"ah! Yes." He continued.
Let's turn to our favorite Fairy Tail five-some. We'll call them Team Boob just to make everyone happy.
"Happy!" A blond screeches at the top of her lungs at a small blue cat, Exceed, animal, thing (?!). "Stop staring off into space and talking to yourself before I make kitty-kitty chow mien."
"EEWWWWWW!" Shouted everyone.
"a cat chowmein?! YUCK!" Said natsu and gray.
"lets continue" said jellal.
"yes." everyone agreed.
"Wah! Natsu, Lucy's gonna eat me again."
The blue cat flies behind his best friend, your friendly neighborhood-destroying Salamander. His odd eyes fill with tears. "She always so mean to me."
"I heard the comment about 'Team Boob', you little headache."
"Well if I had called us Team Natsu, Gray would've gotten pissed again."
"Wha…how do even know a word like that!"
"Aye. It's because I'm a cat," Happy says helpfully.
Lucy pinches her temples and sighs. Again she regrets hopping onto a team with these two idiots.
"T^T uaannnn lucy you are soo mean. We are not idiots" cried happy.
"Its just a story happy!" said lucy.
"Yes happy, lucy is right. *lucy's face lit*But still I am with happy! You are so mean lucy!" *lucy's face fell* natsu. Also cried.
"Its JUST A STORY natsu!" Lucy's face had lit up that 1st time natsu is being sensible. But in a second fell because the least can be expected from him.
"Continue." Said gray.
"Just shut up and get over here already. And no belching fire at Gray, Natsu!" Said person chokes on the fire he had been aiming at the ice mage. "If Erza's lesson wasn't enough for you, I can always call her over for some extra credit."
Natsu withers under the blond's evil stare and behaves himself for now. "So when are we going to get the race started?"
"What race?"
"She asks curiously."
"Happy!"
"Aye!"
"Dumb cat."
Natsu raises his fists and billows out flames into the chilled air. "The race we have once a year to find the snowflake that looks like the one Gramps makes."
"Uh…isn't that a bit—"
"And the best part is that the snowflake isn't allowed to join in."
"Join in!"
Happy and Natsu dance around like the happy-go-lucky idiots they are.
"And this year we've got a super secret nin-nin spy special plan that will make sure we win."
"Aye sir!"
Shouts of joy come from the two as the blond and boobs can only stare at the two whooping merries. Her dark eyes close as she considers a question her sensible side is demanding that she NOT ask. But balls to that, she has to ask anyway 'cause she likes to tempt fate like that.
"What plan?"
Natsu stops his whoop-whoop-there-it-is dance to stare her down battle style. His dark eyes take on a serious gleam as he approaches her position. He firmly grips her shoulders and stares into her brown eyes. Lucy swallows and eyes him with growing tension.
"Lucy, are you sure you want to know?"
"Y-yes, I'm sure."
"Are you really sure?"
"Yes, I'm really sure."
"Are you really, really sure?"
"…Yes, I'm really, really sure."
"Are you really, really, reeeaaallly sure?"
"Rrrah! Just tell me the damn plan already!""Nothing can be done of natsu" lucy mumbled under her breathe.
"are you saying something? Luce?" asked natsu.
"no no no no! not at all!" said lucy shaking her hands.
"contieeuessdsds" said happy. Messed words because he's still eating fish.
Jellal sweatdropped.
Natsu closes his eyes and nods solemnly. He leans in close to Lucy. She blushes as he nears her face. His breath brushes her ear as he whispers words that she has been longing for so long to hear.
"It's a secret."
With her heartbeat clogging her ears, Lucy blinks thinking she misunderstood. "W-What?"
"It's a secret." Natsu backs off with his wide grin and gives her a big thumbs up. Happy repeats Natsu's gesture as is his way as they once again take up their dance. Lucy is left to smack against the ground from their overwhelming stupidity for a moment before she snaps back up and glares at them.
"You guys're…" She puffs out a breath with a small smile as she watches them. She hooks her hair behind her ear and places a hand on her hip. In a joking manner, she grins and adds, "Don't tell me, Natsu. You're going to use Fire Dragon's Roar to melt all the snow around in the area to search for the snowflake." She actually begins to belly laugh now. "I mean come on," she says into a suddenly disturbed, shocked silence, "not even you are that brainless. Hahahaha…ha…ha?"
She opens her eyes and looks at her two cohorts who stare at her with mouths hanging open down to their chest and bugged-out eyes the size of beach balls. A pretty shade of sickly blue coats her forehead as sweat drips down her face.Th-they couldn't be s-s-s-s-serious, right? It was just a bad joke, right? Right? RIGHT?!A beautiful shade of green replaces the blue as Lucy cannot find the words to speak.
"Natsu…" is the choked response of choice.
"No fair how'd you know our plan, Lucy." Natsu stamps his foot a few times and crosses his arms in a, as Elfmann would put it, "MANLY" pout. "Well that's okay as long as you don't tell anybody else."
He grins that goofy grin, places both arms behind his head, and kicks his left foot behind his right. Lucy stands there, arms askew and trying to find words (any words really). Happy has landed on Natsu's head beaming at the dumbstruck girl. "I think that's a promise, Natsu! And hey," Happy taps the Salamander, "we better head over to the start area."
"Right! Let's go!"
"Let's go!"
Flames announce Natsu's exit from the stunned Lucy as she is left to wilt to the ground. At a loss for dealing with such brazen…brazen…what the hell would you even call that?!
"Worst idea. Its none of an idea in the first place." Said gray.
"WHAT DID YOU SAY ICE BASTARD?!" Natsu said angrily.
"WHAT YOU HEARD!" Gray shouted back.
-"ICE FREAK!"
-"FIRE MOUTH!"
-"ICE QUEEN!"
-"FISHBRAIN!"
-"BON-…"
"Boys, I don't see you fighting… right?" said erza. No scratch it. Threatened erza. An dark evil torturous aura with her. She appeared in between both of them as usual.
Jellal and Lucy sweatdropped.
"Jelly, continue." Said erza.
"JELLY?! WTH!" Said jellal.
"are you going to continue?" asked erza. Jellal sweatdropped and continued because now erza was pissed off and if he did more, he would be better off dead.
Scene 2-Collateral
Natsu is bouncing up and down in place as he eyes Gramps…er…Makarov, guild master of Fairy Tail. You don't know which that one is. Well just look for the skeezy old shrimp looking up girls' skirts, and you found him. Aye!
"Come on already let's get this thing goin'." Like a puppy who has to go outside now, Natsu bounces in place and keeps a hawk-eye on everyone especially the grumpy ice mage who makes faces at him whenever he looks.
Not one to be outdone, Natsu stops his bouncing long enough to hook a finger in the end of each mouth and sticks his wagging tongue out at Gray. Gray grits his teeth and quickly glances at Erza who of course has her back conveniently turned and is occupied with strawberry cake—wonder how that got there, such the darndest thing."ARRRGGGGHHHHH! WHO THE HELL IS THAT WHO SAID DARNEST TO MY CAKE?!" Shouted erza. Really pissed off.
"Erza, calm down, calm down. Its just a story." Said jellal calming her down.
Erza shrugged it off, and jellal continued.
While Gray had the smarts to check to make sure the coast was clear, that's where they ended. He pushes up his nose, crosses his eyes, makes buck-teeth, and gives Natsu the bird while snorting. Natsu kisses his palm and smacks it on his rear end before pulling out a dark haired wig from god knows where and pulling his eyes downward in a drooping fashion which he uses tape to fix them in that position. He then proceeds to wrap his arms around a shocked Juvia who faints and gushes water everywhere in her excitement. Juvia's hope that her Gray-sama has finally fallen in love with her is increased one hundred fold.
"You sweltering bastard!"
"Come get me you minty-fresh weed!" Natsu sticks his tongue out at the ice mage.
The fire mage and ice mage jump at each other over all their ducking guildmates who are so use to the display that it hardly interrupts the steady flow of beer, wine, whiskey, and rum. Even though several others are pulled into the fray, it is mostly ignored by all save those who are currently making bets that Happy is happily taking. However, a certain cake is ruined and…
"WHAT THE HELL HAVE I SAID ABOUT FIGHTING!" The scene quickly turns into a bloodbath as Erza steps in with her usual discipline methods when dealing with droopy and slanty.
Lucy can only snuggle a punning Plue closer as she sighs and watches the aftermath of the dust cloud settle. "Guess we missed the fun, huh Plue?"
"Aye! You did but I've got lots and lots of money for fish to make you happy, Lucy." The blue cat lands on the blond's head, grinning from ear to ear like a cat that just got into the fish bowl. He leans over her forehead to show her a wad of about 700,000 jewels. As Lucy ogles the cash, Happy grins and hums in a purr. "I always bet on Erza to win. No one can beat her!"
Everyone shivered leaving the mighty titania because they all shivered because of her fear only.
Back to the fiction.
"Ah. What a loveless cat!" Lucy sighs again and eyes the dispatched Natsu and Gray before clearing her throat. "So, Happy…feel like taking a pretty girl out for dinner?" She was slightly broke again and in serious need of fundage for her rent, might as well mooch while the mooching was good.
"Aye! But Lucy," Happy looks around expectantly, "where is the pretty girl at?"
Natsu had come to at the mention of dinner so was already standing behind his blond friend. "But what about the Snowflake Find? I still have to beat that frozen jerk!"
Lucy turns to look at Natsu, starting to agree but then she catches a glimpse of the surrounding area. She starts to say something but walks off with Happy on her head still wondering where that pretty girl was at that he could take out for dinner. Natsu watches her go, clearly confused and scratching at his head. A nearly naked Gray rubs at his soar head—he'd lost his cloths sometime between the insults and the start of the fight. He stands and goes to wipe at the burnt remains of his boxers which immediately fall off in pieces that he doesn't notice.
"Where's Lucy going, Natsu?" Gray strikes a strong pose not thinking of a certain water mage behind him.
"Droopy eyes, don't stalk girls, its bad" said natsu.
"WHAT DID YOU SAY?!" Said gray angrily.
"Boys? Did I see you fighting?" asked erza. Both Natsu and Gray hugged each other.
"No! we are best buddies as always! Haha ha" said natsu and gray acting like pals.
"Good." Said erza satisfactorily.
Jellal and Lucy sweat dropped.
"J-J-Juvia is so excited!" Blood spurts from her nose right before the picnic and race area is flooded by rushing water and cries for Gray to control her and to get some damn pants on already.
"Ice Make Shards!" Gray freezes all of the water in one move. Unfortunately he didn't think to exclude all the people in the water including himself.
Several hours later…
Natsu, Gray, and Erza are all bundled up at Lucy's apartment sneezing from the earlier freezing. Erza has deposited herself between the two male dunderheads so that she could have some semblance of peace. Happy sits on the table telling everyone how wonderful the fish was that he had bought for dinner while Lucy is in the kitchen area preparing chicken noodle soup for the still thawing out friends who had invaded her home once again. She tsks and shakes her head with another sigh.
"Pun, pun." A little white oddly shaped ball adds in his opinion.
"That was bound to happen after gray's *mistake*" said lucy irritated.
"Yes, I am blessed by god, I was not with you all that time." Said jellal.
"No no, don't worry, I will tell gray to trap you in an ice ball, if you want to experience." Said erza.
Jellal sweatdropped. "No no no, I am a happy man, I am satisfied from being in the guild already." Said jellal scared.
"Poor guy, stuck with erza." Gray and natsu whispered which is heard by lucy.
"Correct" commented lucy. Whispering.
"Tell me about it, Plue," the blond agrees with the odd noises as if she understood them. "Guess I gotta share my bed again." She pauses when she hears a gruff exchange of words between Gray and Natsu. While they would not get violent with Erza situated between them, she hoped and hoped, it was encouraging to hear them so lively again. The sullen silence had been starting to get to her. She actually giggles as she takes a taste of the soup. "You know maybe that won't be so bad just for tonight. After all it's just a normal winter day!" She swings the soup into three bowls and saunters out into the living room leaving the punning Plue behind.
"Pun pun puun puuuuuun pun pun pun!" He says happily to the audience before hopping after his master.
For those who need a translation: "As a great philosopher once said, abnormal is normal and normal is abnormal to those who see the world thru the fall of the stars. Peace be with you my star-kinsmen!"
So speaks the great and all-knowing Plue.
-THE END-
"Who can ever understand that things language?!" said natsu and gray.
"So, true." Said lucy and erza.
"I also agree after reading this." Said jellal.
"Okay so, this is the ABNORMAL end." Said lucy.
"AGREED." Said everyone else.
"GRAY-SAMAAAA~~~~!" Came a shout from behind.
Everyone froze and turned around.
It was Juvia. She came running and hugged the half naked gray. She came from the door. Lucy was happy, someone came from the DOOR for the first time.
"Oh gray-sama! Juvia was so worried about you~" said juvia. "now will you leave me pls, and tell me why were you worried about "me"?!" said gray annoyingly.
"It is 12 noon! And you all were missing. And I was worried, so, I came to check. Because you all were here last night. So, what are you all doing?" explained then asked juvia. xD
"WHAT?! ITS 12 NOON?! We didn't realize." Said everyone else.
"hehe" giggled juvia.
"Oh well, we were reading fics. On this site called fanfiction, which has all our names in it, yours too." Said jellal.
"I see.. I wanna see me and gray-sama's! can you show me jellal-san?" said juvia childishly.
"Ah! Yes." Said jellal smiling.
Gray was annoyed.
"So, who's going to read next?" asked lucy.
"I'll go." Said erza happily. Finally.
"Okay!" said everyone else.
Erza was finding. "Hey! Guys I found one!" squealed erza.
Everyone came and gathered around her excitedly.
"So…."
To Be continued- Word Count- 5,791 A/N: Hey guys here's the 11 Fact File: You all must be knowing about igneous rock. The rock which is formed from the hot magma under the earth. And the word igneous came from the word Ignite meaning "Fire". So, I think the name "Igneel" came from this only. The fire-dragon igneel. ^^ Reviews – answers Deedojustwonder:
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