"Alright Ansalong, Nation. I think it is time for you to all go."
"Go?" asked Nation. "We have nowhere to go to."
"Oh...you don't?"
"No."
"You aren't really gonna kick us out...are ya?" aksed Ansalong.
"Hmmm. Well...I suppose Frankie wouldn't mind if you two stayed."
"YAAAAAYY!" Ansalong cheered.
Back in hell Frank watched thid from a monitor while in bed with satan.
"Eddie! How dare you! Of course they can't stay! Not in my castle!"
"Don't worry about it boo boo." said satan.
"Alright. Come on manly man! Get ready for round two!"
Back in space it was nearing the final moments for everyone. Everyone was in the front area except for Mimi and Spike.
Riff Raff had his family holding on to him for comfort.
"Everyone have the crosses on?"
"Yeah."
Soon they reached where no stars were. Simply nothing. The ship increased speed. It kept going faster and faster. Spike and mimi held on to each other as well. soon a bright light was surroung the ship.
"NNNNNNNGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH HH!" Everyone screamed. Alarms were going off in the ship. The light got brighter and brighter. The ship couldn't take much longer.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
Riff Raff shut his eyes.
"Riff?...Riff..."
Riff Raff nervously opened his eyes. He was sitting in some kind of meadow. Magenta was looking down at him. She was wearing a white gown, and she also had a pair of angel wings, and a glowing yellow halo over her head. She helped him up.
"Wha...is this heaven?"
"Yes my love...we made it..."
They looked and saw a castle in the distance.
"Richy, Nellie and the others are already waiting for us at God's house. We can take our time though."
"I suppose."
They walked hand in hand toward the castle.
Meanwhile back on earth...
"So where will we sleep?" asked Nation to Eddie.
"Well uh...for now you two can sleep in the guest rooms, and when the kids get back...well, we'll figure it out...But I don't know if everyone will be happy about this. I mean, Ansalong, all of this is your fault."
"I was just following orders! I'm sorry Eddie...don't be upset."
"I suppose I could forgive you."
"So Eddie. Have you seen my brother?" asked Nation.
"Oh uh...no..."
Just then there was a knock on the door.
"I'll get it!" said Eddie. He hurried over to the front door and answered it. It was Janet.
"Hey Janet..."
Janet was wearing casual clothes with dark sunglasses.
"Hey...Eddie."
"Uh...forget something?"
"Well...I uh..."
"Yes?"
"I actually enjoyed our sex together and I am really sorry for leaving and I would like to do it again sometime." Janet said really fast.
"Oh...well the thing about that is that I turned over a new leaf. Yep. I am not going to cheat any more."
"Oh...really?"
"Yeah...sorry."
"Well uh...there is something else...I'm pregnant!"
"Oh! Congratulations! Who's the baby daddy?"
Janet nervously looked around and twiddled her fingers.
"No. Don't even think about pinning it on me."
"Hey, I haven't slept with anyone else! There's no other explanation!"
"That ain't my kid!"
"It is, Eddie!"
"How do I know it's not Brad's?"
"I haven't even slept with Brad! I just use that geek for his house! I was thinking now that you and I Have a kid together...we could...hook up."
"Look Janet, you are a hot, hot, hot patootie. But I am already in a relationship. If my significant other found out about...this, she would hate me forever."
"Listen Eddie, whether you like it or not, you are the father. And you have to take care of this child. And well...I was expecting you to say yes to all of this, so I kind of dumped Brad. I have nowhere else to go. You aren't...going to dump me and our child out in the street, are you?"
"Oh...Janet, there is already now going to be like nine people living in this castle already."
"Eddie...please?"
"Oh...fine. I guess I can set you up in Columbia's room while she is away."
Janet jumped up and hugged Eddie.
"Ohh YES! Thank you so much Eddie!"
"Hey hey...yeah that's great."
Janet walked back outside and came back in with a suitcase. Eddie sighed.
Back in hell...
"What! Now that slut is staying too! Eddie has a whipping coming his way!"
Columbia was just standing staring at the screen in shock with tears in her eyes.
"Eddie...Janet...PREGNANT?" Columbia squeaked. "Does Eddie even love me?"
"Hey, you gotta give him credit for not hooking up with Janet. And Janet is foxy!"
"Hey! And I'm not foxy?"
"Well...you're cute...but I don't know about foxy."
"Frankie! How dare you!"
Back in heaven...
Riff Raff couldn't believe the place. It seemed so beautiful. there were a few buildings in the meadow.
"Wow look! They are performing phantom of the paradise! That's my favorite play!"
"Come on Riff..." Magenta said while smiling. "We are just about there."
When they got to the castle, Riff Raff noticed Richy and Nellie.
"DADDY!" they yelled running up and hugging him.
"Yeah, I found him passed out in the meadow."
"Oh daddy, can we live here? Can we?"
"This place does seem pretty nice, but let's not forget our mission."
They met up with Mimi and Spike. They all then went inside the castle. They followed the lavish signs that said "office." They nervously entered the doors, and were in a lavish office. There were shelves full of books. God was signing papers as they walked up to him. God mysteriously looked like an older looking Richard, with a long white beard. He was wearing a white cloak. Riff Raff and the others were nearing towards him.
"I know what you are here for." said God with out even looking up.
"You do?"
"Yes. You want to ask me if I can bring back your friend Columbia, and if I had time, your Master." he said looking up at them.
"Well...yes. So..."
"So?"
"So can you?"
"Me, no. But you, yes. I can send you all there so you can save them."
"And uh...god sir, can you bring us back all to life?"
"Hmmmm. You all have come a long way and made quite the effort to save your friends. I'll think about it. Now, with those silver crosses you will be able to stay in hell with out getting trapped forever. As soon as I send you there, you have exactly twenty four hours to find your friends. once you find them and pray to me, I can send you back here.
"Okay."
"Everyone ready?" asked god.
"Yes."
"Okay then."
God raised his hand up, and in a flash, they were all in the blazing firery domain of hell. Everyone still resembled angels.
"Where do you think they will be?" asked Magenta.
"Wait, do you hear that?" asked Riff Raff. "That sounds like crying. And it sounds like Columbia!"
"How do you know?"
"Trust me, I can hear Columbia's cry from a mile away."
They all headed into that direction.