Mindy and Bakura were going to Egypt. Not only because they wanted to see the sites, but they also wanted to do some digging in Bakura's history.
They walked into the small, cramped room. It was full of gold and silver, emeralds, rubies and a small sarcophagus of a mummy.
"Was this lady your…err…wife?" Mindy said.
"I don't really want to talk about it."
"Really, Baky?" Mindy said, looking crestfallen.
"Fine." He said.
"Better."
"She was my wife…. she left me for Atem." Bakura explained.
"You know his name?" Mindy said.
"Who doesn't?"
"Someone who hasn't seen Yu-Gi-Oh." Mindy muttered.
"Somehow there are people like that."
Mindy walked out of the tomb, and ran towards the huge pyramid to the left. It was the one Atem was supposed to be buried in. She was going to vandalise it. But she ran into Shadi.
"What are you doing here, little Jew girl?" he said.
"For one, I'm not Jewish, and I'm going to see the millennium tomb." Mindy said.
"But you are Christian, yes?" he said.
"No, I'm from the ancient Egyptian faith." Mindy said.
"Are you the one who has another millennium item?" he said.
"Yeah, the scales." Mindy said. "They aren't much use."
At that point, Bakura ran out of the other tomb.
"Mindy-" he said, panting. "Oh. It's the guy who's worse than Hitler."
"Yeah. I thought he was too," Mindy said maliciously.
"No, you have me mistaken for the evil tomb keeper," Shadi said defensively.
"I love you Bakura." Mindy said dreamily.
"I love you, too, Mindy." Bakura said.
(Okay, that was the most messed up thing I've ever written. Also, I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh. But I do own myself, which is Mindy….and I don't own any other thing apart from the plot. Because they're all real people. XD)