"Now remember what I told you, best behaviour; got it?"

Glaring up at the blonde, the raven stuck out his tongue in a sarcastic manner; the moment he opened his eyes that morning the blonde had been ramming 'ground rules' down his throat for the meeting of this 'Kasuka' person…jeesh, what did Shizuo think he was going to do? Hadn't he made it clear enough that he loved him…he wasn't going to just jump mates the second an opening appeared…

"Izaya…are you listening to me?"

Snapping back to reality, Izaya shook his head; a small pout forming on his lips as he turned his head away;

"I've had enough of listening to you…I've heard you all morning, my ears may be bigger, but they can still only take the same amount of crap as a humans…"

Growling softly, the blonde gave the demon a swift yet gentle smack over the back of the head; "Cut it out with the attitude flea, it's too early in the morning for it."

"Then stop nit picking over everything I do! Damn it Shizuo, I know how to act in front of people, I was taught manners you know!"

"Oh please, you'd rub yourself against the next cute guy you saw give you half the chance…"

Eyes slitting into a narrow glare, Izaya gave a low hiss;

"Nice to see you trust your so called mate so much, honey."

"Only because I know what your kind is like, sugar muffin."

Stopping, both males eyes locked in a ferocious glare, once again proving to one another how badly their personalities could clash at times, but before it could escalate into something nasty, Izaya turned with a sigh, hand raised in a whatever manner;

"This is a total waste of time, we can argue about this crap later when I can actually be bothered to explain my genetic makeup to your degenerative brain…and you call yourself a cambion…"

"No…you just called me a cambion you god damned flea…I've never referred to myself as such…"

"Whatever~"

"Ah…IZAAYAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

Opening his door, Kasuka couldn't help the sigh that slipped past his emotionless lips; trust his brother to choose someone of which he clashed with so badly…it was like a yin and yang effect; only this time…yin fought back…hmm if only that made sense…

"Brother…you really shouldn't be arguing…"

Looking up at his little brother, Shizuo sighed before giving a brisk nod; Kasuka was right, he shouldn't be fighting with Izaya…but…it just felt so, well…natural.

"I agree with him you stupid protozoan…I mean; I still can't believe you chased me for nearly two hours!"

Placing a hand on the raven's head, Shizuo sighed deeply; "Enough now Izaya…we came here for a reason, and we're not going to inconvenience Kasuka more than necessary…"

"Oh of course…stop arguing when it 'conveniences' you…"

"Knock it off!"

With that said the blonde grabbed the raven by the arm and literally dragged him into the younger brunette's apartment; said male closing the door behind the troublesome pair, feeling as though part of his soul was left on the other side…how odd.

"So…brother, you said something about…a natural disguise?"

Turning to Kasuka, Shizuo nodded; "Yeah…we need to somehow make this look human." On the word this, Shizuo yanked down the raven's hood, revealing his two horns and highlighting his unnaturally coloured eyes and strange tattoo like markings.

"He has a wing and a tail too…but I don't think the tail will be too much of a problem…"

Giving the demon a once over, Kasuka released a small hum as he frowned, his pointer finger raised to his lips as he gave hard thought, then finally;

"I think…I know somebody…"

"Hmm yes…yes…oooh yes, I can most definitely work with this ugly thing Yuuhei darling~"

Hearing what the very obviously gay man called him, Izaya's eyes widened some as he turned his head to look at Shizuo, a very demanding; 'what did he call me' plastered across his face.

"Izaya…behave…"

Hearing the blonde, the dark haired man turned to face the demon, giving him a brisk wave and a creepy smile;

"Oh you naughty demon you~ saying mean things about me behind my back are we~ oh shame on you, you're just jealous that I'm sexeeey"

As the man dragged his word, the demon's lip raised higher and higher in disgust, he wasn't sure how long he'd be able to stand him…he was already tempted to bite him…but…he promised Shizuo, so leaning his head back he sighed;

"Can we just get on with this…pl-please…"

"Of course~"

"Oh and for your information, my body is way sexeeeeeyer, than yours~ you see I have a thing called, figuuuuuuure"

"Izaya!"

"Okay…Yuuhei-san, it took me over 6 hours of hard work and soul crushing insults…but finally…I present to you, a human~ yay come on out little demon~!"

Staring at the door to the bedroom, Shizuo bit his lip; he was nervous…but at the same time…excited…the handle jarred…then the door slowly creaked open till finally, the raven stepped out.

It was almost like he was dreaming…it was still Izaya…definitely still him, but here he was…his facial markings completely covered, his once near naked body clothed in semi tight skinny jeans, with a simple white shirt cloaked in a blue and white checked jacket; his single remaining wing was nowhere in sight and his tail was well hidden; then his eyes…oh god they were so beautiful…

The eye catching deep abyss of black surrounding his bright red iris was no longer there…now, in its place was pure white; presumably from contacts…but still, wow…it was amazing how a simple change in colour made his eyes pop…

"As you can see, I couldn't get rid of the horns; vicious little thing threatened to bite me if I touched them~ but I think we can get away with marketing fake's and calling it a new fashion trend~ I'll call it; The Incubi~"

Rolling his eyes, Izaya made his way over to Shizuo; his cheeks slowly gaining a light dust of pink; "So…how…how do I look?"

Raising a hand, Shizuo smiled softly as he ran it down the side of Izaya's face; "Like an angel…"

"You know…I take offence to that Shizu-Chan…"

Chuckling softly Shizuo placed a hand behind Izaya's head, swiftly pulling him in for a kiss; his tongue rubbing lightly along the ravens bottom lip, to which the male happily complied by opening his mouth and without thinking, pushing his own wet muscle into the blonde's mouth; causing him to abruptly pull back;

"The fuck…shit so the tongues still there…damn…"

"Of course it's still there you stupid protozoan!"

"Ah, stop calling me that! Do you even know what it means or are you just spewing shit?"

"No shit Sherlock, of course I know, god you're such a lout at times!"

Watching the two, Kasuka sighed softly before his eyes swiftly turned to his fashion designer upon feeling his gaze land on him;

"Ah, love is a wonderful thing, ai Yuuhei-San~"

"Indeed…but no…I'm not interested…"

"And the love deflates…"

I hope this chapter is better…tried to add a little humour…

At the moment, I've hit an ice burg…I've suffered with depression for the last 3 years now, and sometimes it's up; when I started this story for example, I felt in a good state of mind…but after a few recent events, I've just hit the bottom…right now, I'm not writing for approval, nor the sake of writing good. I'm writing to keep myself busy and stop my mind lingering towards thoughts it really shouldn't…

However I'm going to look into finding a beta for now…you guys have all been so great, and this story has been received better than I could've imagined, so I owe you all a decent fic…so I'm going to start searching.

Thanks for reading! And sorry for being such a miserable oaf lately ;.;

Oh and to add; dear asshole who's username I shall not add, I find it incredibly petty that you feel the need to troll me in a private message, yes the last chapter was bad, but telling someone going through depression to either get over it or slit your wrists is fucking low and you need to get a life.

Dickhead...