AN: The secret is finally revealed! Hope its up to your standings ;) Please review and tell me how you either liked, disliked, or felt rather impartial to the whole thing. I'll enjoy the review either way :)

Idiots the Lot of them

Shock coursed through their eyes and played out clearly across their faces. Could they not believe that I wouldn't rant? That I wouldn't start yelling out curses like an idiotic child who wanted revenge? Apparently so, because my monosyllabic answer seemed to shock them; about just as much as a nude Lord Voldemort suddenly running through the school and confessing his love to Snape would.

Zabini seemed to recover faster than the others though and started stuttering an excuse. Pansy, who started to gather herself, seemed to silently cheer him on with her eyes, nervously wringing her hands. How pathetic. How utterly pathetic.

"D-D-Draco….my friend listen to us when we say the secret was made before the…"

Here the both of them shifted a glance towards Crabe and Goyle, the two people who in fact hadn't been a part of the pact and thus hadn't broken it. Quite frankly I don't give a damn if they find out about it at this point because it obviously was worthless.

"…well the… you know."

"Yeah Draco," Pansy chimed in, "It was way before that. During first year in fact. See we were told by all the parents to keep it a secret from you. Anyone who slipped was to be punished… in fact Blaise wasn't there one kid who –"

"Yes! I remember him that one pasty wimp of a child. You remember him don't you Draco? He used to ignore the entire house and affiliate with the two lowest houses and blood traitors. Right Draco? Remember him?"

Before I address the fact that 'no I don't know who this beastly insignificant child is' and let me instead make sure you understand the workings of the Slytherin ranking system. If of course you already know this, than bravo to you because you are an honorary smart ass.

However, for those of you idiots who don't know I'll tell you. The house rankings, which should apply to every intelligent individual, from best to worse goes as so: Slytherin for the obvious reasons of greatness, Ravenclaw because most of them are very good to have on your side of the fight and Gryffindor and Hufflepuff. Quite frankly the last two might as well be interchangeable.

Though we still do have those yearly bets at the Slytherin table as to which one will be the worst that year….. So far Gryffindor has been ranked dead last ever since Pot Head's second year – why second? I don't bloody know that's just how it's worked out so stop asking stupid bloody questions.

But anyway, back to the insignificant child who quite frankly I had no idea in hell even existed. Instead of giving them an answer I decided to let them sweat it out a bit. Let them fumble through the pressure like the stupid idiots they are; which Blaise proved to me that he was a couple minutes later.

"Well, yes. Anyway he used to go here and he almost blew the secret an-"

"And we of course heard him before he could and quickly ran away with him. I don't know why you didn't notice anything from how obviously we were hiding somethi-."

A small pillow hit Pansy's face and Blaise continued from where he left off…they're all a bunch of idiots I swear.

"Yes, and as I was saying, as soon as your father found out, the kid disappeared. No one really knows what happened but come on he was never seen again! Anyway before that your father had talked to all of us to make sure we'd keep it secret. He swore that if he ever broke it we'd d-"

"scscscshrrrrrreeeeeech!

Pansy ominously pulled her finger across her neck as she made the retched noise.

"Disappear Pansy! Disappear not die! My god, you make it seem as if Mr. Malfoy's some kind of murderer!"

"Yes well what else do you think happened? That Draco's father happened across the boy and offered him a one of a kind resort house on some far off tropical island if he'd just leave the school? Be realistic. And another thing you're not making any sense. Draco doesn't know what the secret is so he wouldn't know why it was so important for his dad to do that."

"No need to be so pessimistic Pansy! He very well could have offered him a resort house."

"That's so unrealistic Blaise."

"Yes, well at least it's not all doom and gloom."

"Well at least my theories are somewhat-"

Dear lord I feel as if I'm in some kind of soap opra. Maybe I should just quite being the perfect wizard and go off to live somewhere in Australia…Yes I heard Australia is a rather nice place to live...if you can ignore all of the horrendous beasts crawling all over the place. But how would I ever stop being perfect? Is it even physically possibly for a Malfoy to stop being perfect? Would I self-combust? Maybe I should ask father…he'd know if a Malfoy had ever self-combusted before…Yes that sounds like a rather ni-

"MALFOY! Geez! Listen to us will you!" Blaise's scream seemed to resound throughout the entire common rooms, much like his scream in the great hall. However, unlike last time it was a fortunately empty room, otherwise I might have been caught killing him and had to have spent a rather unfortunate stay in Azkaban.

"After we knew your dad was going to keep true to his promise to ship us off to some resort condo somewhere, yes Pansy or kill us, we just couldn't tell you the truth. And, if you would just wait a minute Pansy and I'll tell him, that truth wa-"

"That the beans are actually the reason that the Dark Lord was able to gain so many followers and because the evil twit, Dumbledore of course, found out he's been trying to keep the Slytherin table on an income of solely disgusting flavored beans; which while he thought would stop us has truly given us reason to rally against him and try to fill the world with evil Muwahahahhahahahaha!"

Confounded feels like the only way to describe this. Yes confounded.

"No no no Draco, don't listen to the crazy women she totally exaggerated – oh shut up Parkinson. Anyway the beans have been a truly scrumptious secret of the Slytherin house. However, back when the dark lord was in school Dumbledore supposedly found out and started giving Slytherins the worst flavored ones. Of course he tried to pass it off as giving each house beans in their house colors but of course, as intelligent as we are, we didn't fall for it. At the time the Dark Lord was already showing his powers and so people looked to him for guidance. He offered the best possibly solution to-"

"To rally against the idiot and fight until the houses were allowed all flavors of beans during lunch!"

"- fight against Dumbledore and anyone who backed up his bean cleansing so that we may one day have all flavored beans at every table. The blood purity was just an added bonus. And so, when your father heard, the poor thing had to deal with a non-bean lover, that you didn't like flavored beans he knew you wouldn't be as 'accepting' of the story of the Sacrifice for the Beans, as we've so dubbed it. Of course he also feared for your loyalty, as any pureblood would when they hear of another pureblood who doesn't enjoy Botts' flavored beans. Why? Because those purebloods have never become Slytherins. Sirius Black never liked the beans as much as we do and look how he turned out! A bloody Gryffindor, who associated himself with mudbloods and fought for the wrong side. And then he went off his rocker - even to our standards! It was a bloody miracle that his brother at least seemed to like the beans after all the trouble Sirius went through to try and make them as revolting as he could. And quite frankly he was - but I'm getting off track. The point is your father discovered your idiotic dislike for the beans and made us all keep it a secret in order to make sure you would truly become a Slytherin...Um The end!?"

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