Ok so thanks for the ideas and you will definitely see some of them in the next couple of chapters

I do not own PJO, but I do own the catfight that's about to begin!

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Chapter 11: Catfight!

Annabeth POV

That stupid little bitch took things too far. First, she flirts with Percy every chance she gets. Second, she sat on Percy's lap and put her dirty claws all over him. And third, she hurt him. Drew was going to pay for that.

"Jealous Wise Girl! Seaweed over there isn't your boyfriend, now is he!" Drew said.

"Well at least I don't have to be a Barbie doll to get his attention, unlike you!" I replied in the same tone I used when I called her a bitch.

"Guys, calm down!" yelled Rachael.

"Why? Stay out of it Oracle! Just because you dumped him to replace the hideous mummy, doesn't mean he's yours!" Drew replied.

"Drew, stop it!" this time calypso tried to interfere.

"Don't let me get started on you poor lonely girl in the middle of nowhere!" Drew screeched. At this a tear formed on Calypso's cheek.

"Now you three better back off cause he's mine!" Drew finished.

"Why would he ever want you? You're a superficial bitch!" I snapped at her. Who the hell does she think she is? Wow, I'm cussing a lot today.

"Well at least I don't make him feel stupid by acting like a know it all dumb blonde!" Drew yelled back, she had a fury in her eyes and my instincts told me she would start using her charmspeak.

"What about Percy? What does he want?" Calypso said softly. I barely heard her. Apparently drew did not hear her though.

"Stay away from him! He's mine!" she repeated. Charmspeak flowing from her words. I told myself to snap out of it.

"Then Drew, why don't you prove it. Karaoke contest. Winner gets the boy!" shouted Rachael. I was surprised that she had resisted the words. But my head quickly shouted, No I suck at singing! Even Rachael was better than me. How was I gonna win this?

2 or 3 minutes later Percy was still unconscious.

The gods watched us interested as we picked our song and the parts we would sing. We were singing Want U Back by Cher Loyd. Aphrodite chose it and told us our parts.

(Rachael, Drew, Annabeth, Calypso, all)

Hey, boy you never had much game
So I needed to upgrade
So I went and walked away way way
Now, I see you've been hanging out
With that other girl in town
Looking like a pair of clowns clowns clowns

Remember all the things that you and I did first?
And now you're doing them with her
Remember all the things that you and I did first?
You got me, got me like this
And now you're taking her to every restaurant
And everywhere we went, come on!
And now you're taking her to every restaurant
You got me, got me like this

Boy you can say anything you want
I don't give a shh, no one else can have ya
I want you back
I want you back
Wa-want you, want you back
I broke it off thinking you'd be cryin'
Now I feel like shh looking at you flyin'
I want you back
I want you back
Wa-want you, want you back

Please, this ain't even jealousy
She ain't got a thing on me
Tryin' to rock them ugly jeans jeans jeans
You clearly didn't think this through
If what I've been told is true
You'll be crawling back like boo hoo hoo

Remember all the things that you and I did first?
And now you're doing them with her
Remember all the things that you and I did first?
You got me, got me like this
And now you're taking her to every restaurant
And everywhere we went, come on!
And now you're taking her to every restaurant
You got me, got me like this

Boy you can say anything you want
I don't give a shh, no one else can have ya
I want you back
I want you back
Wa-want you, want you back
I broke it off thinking you'd be cryin'
Now I feel like shh looking at you flyin'
I want you back
I want you back
Wa-want you, want you back

Ohhh, I thought you'd still be mine
When I kissed you goodbye uh oh uh oh

Ohhh, and you might be with her
But I still had you first uh oh uh oh

Remember all the things that you and I did first?
And now you're doing them with her
Remember all the things that you and I did first?
You got me, got me like this!

Boy you can say anything you want
I don't give a shh, no one else can have ya
I want you back
I want you back
Wa-want you, want you back
I broke it off thinking you'd be cryin'
Now I feel like shh looking at you flyin'
I want you back
I want you back
Wa-want you, want you back

Ohhh, I want you back
I want you back
Wa-want you, want you back

Ohhh, I want you back
I want you back
Wa-want you, want you back

All the gods were a judge for this special little show. I just hope I didn't mess up to much. I reallyyyyyyyyyyy did not want Drew to win. Calypso would at least be the best option, but not Rachael, then I would have to see them every day.

Just as we were about to find out who wins Percy mumbled something in his sleep, it sounded like Annabeth, but I couldn't be sure. He rubbed his eyes and sat up. Yawning he open his eyes.

"Whatsup?" he mumbled at everybody who was staring at him. "What happened? Did I lose my pants?" he looked down and made sure his pants were on.

"What happened? What are you guys doing on the stage?" Percy asked confusion clear in his eyes. He rubbed the back of his head like he had a headache. He winced when he found his wound. "What happened?" he asked again but fiercer this time.

"Well…uh… you fell backwards with your chair when Drew finished her song. You kind of… landed head first." Annabeth explained quietly.

"Oh. What are you guys doing then?" he replied. Well it's not like we planned for him to wake up right before we knew the winner.

"We were having some friendly competition over something." Said Rachael. The scowl that formed on her face as she gestured Drew gave her away.

"Uh…does this have something to do with me?" The seaweed brain asked weirdly. He was pretty smart for someone who had a peanut sized brain.

"Well kind of…"

Percy POV

I suddenly felt angry. They were fighting over me. The winner took the prize. I was just the awesome toy that they wanted to play with. I just couldn't believe Annabeth or Calypso would even participate in this. I thought I knew them better than this. Apparently not, whispered a voice inside my head.

My head hurt, a lot. I wanted a aspirin, a blue aspirin. I wanted to yell at the four girls for playing with me like I were a little puppy. He's my Puppy! No he's mine!

That's when I noticed that I had produced a mini hurricane that was twirling around me lazily. I made it vanish. I suddenly realized that everybody was staring. I looked back at Annabeth truly hurt that she also participated and left for my dormitory. Thankfully no one stopped me.

I know this is a really unfunny chapter unlike some of the previous ones but i had to do it! Nothing better than a little tragedy and betrayal in a love story! Anyways the next chapter will be a lot funnier and probably longer. If you have any ideas for frank hazel reyna, jason, and Piper, let me know by reviewing! And Your many request today made me submit this chapter! so Review does equal faster writing! anyways thanks a billion! Bye!