"The first floor houses the library, and cafeteria which cover half of the school on each side." Hina informed the club as they walked by a rather large and stacked library.
"How is such a common school able to afford such a large building?" Kyouya asked after jotting some things down in his folder.
"That's a good question! This entire school is funded by the government and the hostess club." Hina smiled as she stopped at the elevator and the host club fallowed her.
"What do you mean funded by the hostess club?" Kyouya asked with a raised eyebrow.
"The hostess club is paid by the government for our services and we give half of our money back to the school." Hina chimed as the elevator stopped and she led them off onto the second floor.
"I didn't know there was such a thing as giving back in a host club." Haruhi muttered to herself only to earn puppy dog eyes from Tamaki.
"We give back in the form of adoration for the lovely ladies of our school with what little time we have." Tamaki informed her with a hug.
"Ahh let me guess he's the lovable goof type." Hina giggled to Takashi who only nodded yes.
"Tamaki-Sempai please let go of me or I won't enjoy the tour." Hunny deadpanned.
"Oh so my lovely daughter wants to enjoy the trip with daddy!!" Tamaki all but cried.
"I would like to enjoy the tour of the other school no matter who I'm with." Haruhi said in her naturally charming manner earning an aww from Tamaki and the twins.
"Could you please put these in your ears before we continue on." Hina asked the host club as she presented a box of earplugs.
"What are these for?" Hunny asked as he took a pair and put them in Takashi's ear while he took some for his.
"This is the instrumental floor and I believe the schools metal band DEATH LEPERCHAUN is practicing today and they are known for being very loud." Hina informed the club before they all put in their ear plugs.
Everyone was surprised they needed earplugs since the floor was quiet but as they walked down the hall fallowing Hina they felt large vibrations and a primal scream could be heard through the earplugs.
Hina's smile only brightened as she hurried down the hall towards the next elevator the host club fallowing suit.
"Sorry about that, but the weekends are the only time the rooms aren't soundproof." Hina smiled as she collected the earplugs.
"Why are we using elevators at the end of every floor?" Hikaru asked.
"Would you rather take the stairs? Though you all look in perfect health I doubt any of you would like to treck up all 7 floors." Hina said with a smile.
"Agent Hina-Chan please report!" Came unison voices from Hina's stomach making all the host sweat drop.
"Oh! Agent Hani-Chan reporting with our guest." Hani said giddily into a walky-talky hidden in the sash of her light blue baby doll dress.
"There's been a change of plans. Escort them straight to the top floor. Mi-Mi-Chan will be late because of practice."
"Understood. Escorting our guest straight to F.A.P…but I must ask. Are they there?" Hina asked with a slight sweat.
"…Just get them here and we'll take care of the rest." The voices said in unison and Hina was obviously distressed.(that rhymed lol)
"Is everything alright Hina-San?" Haruhi asked.
Hina merely sighed and pushed the elevator button for the 7th floor.
"I hoped to take you on a tour up to the 4th floor where Mika would meet you and take over from there but it seems there's a change in plans and we'll be going straight to the 7th floor." Hina said sadly.
"That's the floor fashion and photography is on." Hikaru said causing Hina to shiver.
"Well here we are now if you please exit." Hina said with a nervous smile as the elevator stopped on the top floor.
"Bye!" She yelled quickly shutting the elevator door behind the host club after they all had gotten off.
"This does not bode well." Kyouya said as he jotted down how much money the club would loose if they were taken prisoner in a common school.
"I doubt Usa-Chan would let us get hurt, their just high school students like us so they cant be that bad." Hunny said trying to cheer everyone up.
Silently all the host turned to face the hallway as they heard the creak of every door slowly opening simultaneously as the hall way seemed to dim a few degrees.
"Hikaru I'm scared!" Kaoru cried.
"It's ok Kaoru I'm scared to." Hikaru reassured his brother in a loving way.
"Do either of you ever pass up an opportunity to do the whole brotherly love bit?" Haruhi asked.
The twins looks at each other and both nodded a enthusiastic "no."
"Ohh pretty boys"
"Very photogenic."
"Oh I can't wait to tie them up."
"I wonder if they look as good in drag." Dark chuckling voices said from the classrooms as the host club saw glowing demonic eyes appear in every doorway.
"Mommy why don't you talk to them, they'll understand you." Tamaki nervously smiled as he gently nudged Kyouya's back while the host club backed themselves up against the wall.
"And why would they understand me better than you? You are the king of the host club are you not?" Kyouya said turning on Tamaki with a demonic glare.
"Of course, we are guest here so it's only right that I play ambassador…right?" Tamaki swallowed in fear.
"You can do it milord!" The twins said with raised thumbs.
"Good luck Sempai." Haruhi said with a pat to his back.
"My darling daughter wished me luck! I must appear strong!" Tamaki thought to himself as he stood tall and stepped forward.
"Students of Japan's Arts Magnet high school we are the Ouran high school host club and we come in peace." Tamaki said in a royal tone.
"Ha! Very original milord!" Hikaru laughed only to earn a glare from Kyouya.
"We only want to meet with your hostess club and learn from each other in a peaceful manner." Tamaki said with a dramatic pose earning a gasp from the watching eyes at each door.
"They dare to see the girls in those outfits!"
"Look at his hair it's a mess!"
"I hope their not screamers." A young voice chuckled in the distance.
"I can't wait to get their measurements."
"I get the blond one, he looks like he might cry!"
Dread lines appeared on everyone face as Tamaki backed up into the elevator pushing the futile buttons as dark figures made their way out the doors.
"Don't worry we'll be gentle." A male figure laughed.
"NOT TODAY!" A young woman's voice could be heard further down the hall way as all the figures turned to look and shook in obvious fright.
"Wow!" Hunny said in awe as he looked and saw that the voice came from one of two kunoichi down the hallway.
"This is going to be fun!" The other laughed happily as they darted down the hall.
"No! It's them run everyone!" The leader of the shadowed figures yell as they scurried to their classrooms many being sprayed by some liquid as the Kunoichi hit them with what appeared to be water balloons.
"You dare threaten our guest?!" The Kunoichi said in unison as they jumped back and forth from wall to wall running towards the host club and dispersing the shadowed figures who screamed in agony when they were hit with the balloons.
"You don't scare me! I'll at least get to dress this one up!" One of the female firgues said as she surprised Haruhi and grabbed her by the arm.
"Let go of her!" The twins and Tamaki yelled.
"I suggest you do as they say or else." The young voice of one Kunoichi said appearing beside the girl as they both had the balloons poised over her head.
"You wouldn't dare."
"Try us, who knows maybe your mascara and hair won't be too badly damaged." The other Kunoichi chuckled.
"You can't protect them forever; we will get to them eventually." The figure warned before letting go of Haruhi and backing up.
"Well that may be true, but as long as their under the protection of the hostess club they are not to be touched." The Kunoichi yelled loud enough for all to hear.
The hosts were stunned, shocked, and all together confused as they looked at the two Kunoichi before them. One was in a black satin floral Kimono hooded top with matching flared pants and shawl that made it so you could only see her hazel eyes. The other who seemed to be a tad taller was wearing arm and leg bandages with a black tank and Kali pants. She wore a demon mask so all you could see were her green eyes.
"Who did you two study with?" Hunny asked in amazement.
The two Kunoichi turned around finally facing the host club and tilted their head at his question.
"Mi-Mi-Chan taught us." They said in unison.
"Then she really did keep training eh Takashi?" Hunny said from Takashi's back.
"You have saved us! May I see the faces of our beautiful protectors before I give them my heart?" Tamaki asked kissing the hand of both girls.
"Is he hitting on us?" The Tank top wearing Kunoichi asked.
"I believe so, now I know what Hani meant." The other Kunoichi said causing them both to laugh.
"Report Agents Lisa and Kat! Have you reached our guest in time?" Came a silkily smooth voice from a walky-talky on the Kimono Kunioichi's hip.
"Lisa reporting! We have located our guest and will be arriving to HQ shortly." She said with authority in her voice as she took it off her hip.
"Oh, so tell me are they cute?" The voice asked.
Lisa and Kat looked up at the host who seemed to all be creating roses and sparkles all around them.
"Lets just say their porkchop ugly." Lisa said causing Kat to hold back her laughter.
"How dare you call me u-u-ugly! I'll have you know I am the prince of Ouran High!" Tamaki yelled incredulously causing the two Kunoichi to laugh even more.
"We all know their's beauty inside so it can't be that bad. Let me talk to their leader."
The two Kunoichi walked towards Tamaki and he graciously reached his hand out for the walky-talky only to have them walk by him and hand it to Kyouya.
"Didn't you just hear me! I'm the prince not mommy!" Tamaki yelled making the two girls laugh even more at his expense.
"Oh so sorry it's just that most leaders are intelligent." Lisa teased causing an arrow to shoot Tamaki in the head.
"Smooth" Kat included.
Another arrow this time at Tamaki's chest.
"Interesting, heartbreakingly stunning, and wanted by all"
Tamaki was hit with a barrage of arrows and found himself floating in slow motion to the floor.
"I haven't seen that move since Renge first met Milord." Kaoru noted as he watched applauding.
"I think I'm going to like this hostess club." Hikaru smirked as he awaited Tamaki meeting the floor.
"Here ya go prince." Kat said as she handed the now stunned and twitching Tamaki the walky-talky.
"As leader of the Japan arts magnet hostess club it is my honor…no, my privilege to invite you to our humble and common school. I know that you wouldn't dare surround yourself with such commonness but we hope to make your stay here enjoyable so that our two clubs may benefit from each other. I understand that many may see what we do as deplorable but is it such a shame for us to use our looks to make others blush? Is it a shame for us to give the hearts of so many lonely souls the love in which they yearn?"
Tamaki was now on the floor in Indian position staring at the walky-talky and nodding his head yes.
"Tamaki you might want to actually say something if you expect her to hear." Haruhi informed him.
"Yes I agree! It is not our fault we were born with such beauty inside and out! We must use them for others not as fortunate as us!" Tamaki screamed into the walky-talky.
"It seems you share my vision as well. Then please fallow Lisa and Kat so that we may meet face to face and I can welcome you in the way you deserve." The woman said humbly.
"Then off we go so I may meet such an enchanting woman!" Tamaki said with fire in his eyes as he was about to walk off down the hall only to be stopped by Lisa and Kat grabbing the collar of his shirt.
"Hold on there Numdum, you can't go down there without proper protection." Lisa said as she motioned to Kat with a nod.
"What's a Numdum?" Kyouya asked with a raised eyebrow.
"It's a mix of numskull and dum dum with a hint of dummy sprinkled on top." Lisa giggled.
"Hmm interesting, I might use that." Kyouya said to himself as he started writing in his folder.
"Now if you will. Please choose a weapon to your liking." Kat said with a bow as she showed the host club a box full of water guns, hair sprays, and neon colored fabric.
"These are weapons?" Haruhi asked incredulously.
"When facing FAP these are the only things that will protect you." Kat informed.
With collective confusion each host picked a weapon and fallowed close behind Kat and Lisa.
"Is that what I think it is?" Hikaru asked as they passed the first class and saw a few students praying at a shrine of what appeared to be his mother.
"Keep moving! If you stop they might try to add you to their shrine." Kat said darkly.
"It's way too quiet." Lisa said as they moved on down the hallway that seemed to only have regular students in the classes.
"Ringgggggg!!!!!!!" The school bell alarmed and Kat and Lisa stopped still in their tracks causing all the host to bump into them.
"Oh no!" Kat said with fear clear in her voice
"Run!!!"
(a/n: hello everyone told ya the story would pick up. I seem to be over my writers block (I just jinxed myself didn't i? lol) I hope you enjoyed this chapter because I sincerely did lol. I went to an arts middle school and I visit the arts highschool sometimes. Arts schools are the best in my opinion and the dreaded FAB is actually based on a true story lol. Oh just thought you should know which weapons each host picked:
Tamaki: hair spray
Kyouya: water gun
Haruhi: water gun
Hunny: water gun
Takashi: neon fabric lol
Hikaru: water gun
Kaoru: hair spray
See you in the next chapter ) zell-chan