A/N: Ok so sometime between this chapter and the last couple chapters; Khris and Nuriko got married and had a kid. Kacei and I never actually wrote a wedding chapter so… anyways on with ANS

(Khris' house)

Fireball: (sparring with Kyo)

Kyo: (punches Fireball in the jaw)

Fireball: time out (spits out a tooth) look what you did stupid cat!

Kyo: don't call me that stupid!

Khris: BOTH OF YOU SHUT IT; or you'll wake up Tsukiyume!

Kyo + Fireball: yes!

Fireball: hey Kyo

Kyo: what?

Fireball: is there really a tooth fairy?

Kyo: you're 15 and asking me this?

Kacei: have you ever gotten money for a tooth?

Fireball: yeah, this is my last baby tooth

Kyo: your last!

Fireball: what's the big deal, it's just a tooth?

Kyo: well Ed and I and this movie the other night...

Ed: you mean that one, where the tooth fairy killed people?

Fireball: O.O

Kacei: O.o wah?

Hughes: it was just a movie, but little Edward got so scared he had to sleep with a night light on

Ed: (blush) SHUT IT, AND WHO ARE YOU CALLING SO SMALL THAT HE MAKES A HAMSTER SEEM GIANT?!?!?!

Kacei and Winry: He didn't say that, Ed!

Ed: (calming himself down) I'm going inside for a snack... (Leaves)

Fireball: he slept with a night light, for real?

Hughes: yeah

Fireball: do you have pictures?

Hughes: (pulls them out)

Fireball: is that my stuffed animal he's holding?!?!

Winry: he looks adorable!

Hughes: I made extras (smiles) so you can have this one

Winry: thanks!

Kacei: and I thought I was scared easily, he takes the cake.

Chichiri: I don't know; you got pretty freaked out on April fool's day, no da?

Kacei: that's only because all of you are evil

Fireball: hey they filled my room with crickets which was not funny

Hughes: and neither was the shaving cream, Roy was so upset, well mainly because of his cold but, that prank just pissed him off

Kacei: at least you weren't tormented

(Inside)

Ed: (looking for a snack)

Khris: I just baked some cookies; they're cooling on the counter, help yourself before Mustang eats them all

Ed: thanks (takes a cookie and looks at Tsukiyume; who's got a bottle) how the hell can anyone stand milk

Karith: because it's good and helps build strong bones

Khris: not to mention he's just a baby

Ed: I see your point

Khris: if you don't like milk, then how come you like cookies so much?

Ed: what do you mean?

Khris: there's milk in cookies

Ed: O.O

Karith: I don't think you should have said that

Ed: (keeps on eating the cookie) well then I guess milk isn't all bad...

Khris: Ed you might want to move...

Ed: why? (Tsuki pulls his hair) oww

Kacei: (laughs)

Kyo: (walks in and is telling Fireball about the movie)

Fireball: I don't wanna go to sleep tonight; I'm going to need a BIG pot of coffee

Khris: but caffeine stunts your growth, Ed before you over react, I'm not calling you an ochibi-san

Ed: (twitch)

Kacei: (laughs)

Winry: (takes a picture) for the photo Album. Ed's Most Embarrassing Moments!

Ed: Where'd you get that?!

Khris: (pulls out cell) have you seen this one I took it about a week ago (it's pic of Ed, in his boxers, getting a midnight snack)

Ed: I was sleeping walking?!

Winry: oOo that's a good one!

Fireball: I have one, its a little on the PG13 side tho (pulls out one of Ed, dancing in black boxers, with black sunglasses on, and a black glove, dancing like Michael Jackson)

Ed: there was a bee on my err, well (blushing like crazy) what were you doing with a camera outside my room anyway?

Fireball: I was bored and taking pictures of people sleeping (pulls out a naughty pic of Karith and Hiei) see

Kacei: haha black mail!!!

Khris; (pulls it away) it's not nice to use those sorts of things for black mail (hands it to Karith)

Karith: (mumbles some profanities and things about privacy)

Tsukiyume: (making cute little baby sounds)

Ed: hey there little guy (smiles)

Tsukiyume: (holds his arms out)

Khris: he wants you to pick him up

Ed: (picks Tsuki up)

Fireball: isn't this a touching moment... have you guys forgotten that AN INSANE TOOTH FAIRY

IS GOING TO KILL ME TONIGHT?!

Karith: oh shut it. No tooth fairy is coming after you

Fireball: (ignores Karith and pulls out a shotgun) I'm ready for you bitch!

Khris: don't swear in front of the baby!

Fireball: bitch, prepare to eat lead!

Khris: once he's got his mind set on something... --0

Karith: I think he's gone mental

Khris: I think Sanzo's been teaching him about firearms, either him or Mustang

Karith: put the gun down

Fireball: not until I get that fairy!

Ed: you sound like that teacher from the Fairly Odd Parents...

Kacei: lol. (Twitches and says) FAIRY GOD PARENTS

Ed: and I thought the Gundam parody in the last fic was bad...

Khris: (goes upstairs to find Mustang) hey

Mustang: (reading a newspaper) yes?

Khris: I need a small favor

Mustang: what is it?

Khris: my brother wants to shoot the tooth fairy, he has a gun and it's starting to make me wonder if he's psychotic, could you talk to him?

Mustang: sure why not.

Fireball: (downstairs, is using a chair as target practice)

Ed: Link cut it out you're making Tsuki cry!

Mustang: Fireball, Link, put the gun down there's no one here, but us.

Fireball: (takes his finger off the trigger) what is it?

Mustang: there is no such thing as the tooth fairy, besides you're shooting all wrong, keep both eyes open and lift the gun up some more

Ed: don't encourage him!

Fireball: I'll trust you... for now at least, but if some bitch comes in my room tonight I'm bringing her to you

Mustang: (cracks up laughing)

Fireball: I just realized that sounded really wrong...

Mustang: forget about it and relax

Fireball: o...k

Ed: (rocking little Tsuki) I think he fell asleep

Winry: that's so cute!!!

Hughes: looks like someone's going to make a good daddy .

Winry: as I said, just don't end up like Hughes (smiles)

Ed: (thoughts: great, now Winry's going to expect me to put out...)

Fireball: (laughs) Edo, I can read minds

Ed: O.O shit-aki mushrooms taste great

Winry: huh?

Fireball: oh it's nothing

Winry: (shrugs it off)

Ed: (sits down)

Fireball: let's watch a movie!

Miyuki: I know just the one (puts in a movie)

(After the movie)

Ed + Fireball: The monkeys are coming for us!

Khris: that was just the wizard of oz!

Karith: oh come on you can NOT be afraid of the monkeys

Fireball: (holding onto his shot gun)

Khris: (takes Tsuki and puts him in the crib) put the gun down Link

Fireball: (paranoid) the tooth fairy is going to send monkeys

Mustang: the tooth fairy doesn't have monkeys

Fireball: that's what she wants us to think

Ed: ok, the monkeys did freak me out a little bit, but you're takin' it a step too far

Mustang: yeah you're getting worse than Kacei

Khris: have you been using drugs Link?

Fireball: no... I've just been doing pop rocks and soda every day

Kacei: and your intestines didn't explode?

Fireball: coarse not, it's all an urban myth, it actually feels good

Ed: really let me try (5 minutes later Ed is in the bathroom gagging)

Khris: thank god those days for me are over...

Karith: I doubt it

Khris: hey I think I just figured out what's going on with Link! That punch that Kyo gave him must have messed up his brain!

Fireball: not that you mention it, my head has been throbbing

Kacei: GREAT KYO YOU GAVE HIM BRAIN DAMAGE!

Yuki: Stupid Cat.

Kyo: don't call me stupid!

Khris: well I think a good night's sleep will help that and a few aspirin...

Fireball: I ain't going to sleep!

Khris: if you're worried don't be, Hughes and Mustang are next door to the left and Nuriko's to the

right

Fireball: o...k

Mustang: goodnight

Fireball: (grabs the gun)

Khris: give me that!

Kacei: breathe in breath out and face you fears!

Fireball: I'll face them with protection (running from Khris)

Khris: as soon as I catch him and take that gun away I'm coming for you Kyo so get ready!

Kyo: (scared chibi)

Karith: (cracking up)

Khris: (manages to get the gun from Link, then runs over to Kyo and hits him with it)

Kyo: owww!

Fireball: that isn't how you handle a gun sis!

Khris: shut it, I just don't want blood on my carpet

Kacei: I'm sure that would be funny to Karith (rolls her eyes)

Fireball: (goes to bed)

Khris: (goes to check on Ed) are you going to be ok?

Ed: if I can manage to stop puking...

Winry: I'll stay with him tonight (looks worried about him)

Khris: try drinking some water; it might help dilute the carbon

Ed: thanks for the advice (hurls again)

Khris: (goes downstairs to sleep on the couch with Tsuki next to her in the crib)

Ed: If you want to sleep Winry, then I'll understand

Winry: no it's fine, (get him a cup of water) here

Ed: (slowly drinks it) what ya know I don't feel as sick anymore, but I'm wicked tired (falls forward onto Winry's lap and dozes off)

Winry: (strokes Ed's hair until she falls asleep)

(Late that night)

Fireball: (opens his eyes because he heard something, and comes face to face with a phantom that has the face of a porcelain doll) MUSTANG!!!!!!!!!

Mustang: (runs in with a hot gun and turns on the bedroom light)

Fireball: THERE'S A BITCH IN MY ROOM!!!!!

Mustang: (shoots in multiple times) DDIIIIEEEE!!!!!! (Lights it on fire)

Doll-looking thing: (burns to death)

Fireball: O.O

Mustang: (evil laugh)

Fireball: thanks for taking care of that, she caught me off guard...

Mustang: no problem, now go to sleep (turns the light off and goes to his room)

Fireball: (whispers) when I'm older, I wanna own a gun like that...

(The next morning)

Ed: (wakes up to find himself lying next to Winry) (thoughts: what happened?!)

Winry: (stirs and throws her arm over Ed)

Ed: O.O (thoughts: why do I have the sudden urge to kiss her?)

Winry: ...Ed...

Ed: (moves his face closer to hers)

Kacei: (takes a picture) Muwahahaha!

Khris: (covers Kacei's mouth and burns the camera then whispers) you're going to ruin the moment

Kacei: (says through Khris; hand) damn it my camera!

Ed: (kisses Winry)

Khris: (whispers) let's leave them alone

Kacei: (sighs) fine... (Goes down stairs)

Ed: (thoughts: I can not believe I'm kissing a girl on the bathroom floor... I just hope she doesn't kill me when she wakes up...)

Kacei: (to Khris) can't I just take one picture?

Khris: no, how'd you like it if we took snaps of you and Tyler?

Kacei: (pouts) party pooper

Khris: pervert

Kacei: catastrophe

Khris: what's that supposed to mean?

Kacei: (sticks her tongue out at Khris and pulls the skin under her eye with her pointing finger) see ya! (Runs)

Khris: she's such a kid...

Nuriko: and you're any better, miss "I'm going to act all grown up all of a sudden"

Khris: (eyebrow twitch)


(Back upstairs)

Ed: (still on the floor kissing Winry, he pulls her closer to him and strokes her hair)

Winry: (puts her hand on his chest and grasps some of his shirt)

Ed: (thoughts: oh crap, is she waking up, what am I gonna do?!?!?! Oh I know, pretend I'm asleep that works!) (Closes his eyes)

Winry: (furrows her eye brows)...get away... (Grips on tighter to Ed's shirt)

Ed: (thoughts: she must be having a bad dream) (says this very softly into her ear) Winry its ok, I'm right here (runs his fingers through her hair)

Winry: (loosens her grip on his shirt and is silent...just sleeping)

Ed: (thoughts: she so damn cute...) (kisses her softly)