If anything, he is nothing but an idiot.
Meltdown
"Sakura-chan!" Naruto beamed at the sight of the pink-haired kunoichi.
"Naruto, stop being so loud!" she gave him a smile as she sat beside him.
They were at a nearby ramen stand (obviously that's where he would take her). There were only a few customers that day so they found it easier to go about and be loud.
"Naruto, seriously, what did you request my presence for?" Sakura asked as she ate some noodles.
"AsdfghjKl" Naruto could hardly talk right as he was gulping down his sixth bowl.
"Eww. Gross, Naruto. Don't talk while eating!"
Speak for yourself, Sakura. Speak for yourself.
"I'm sorry, Sakura-chan, it's just that I was so excited that I forgot to eat breakfast and I had something to tell you but then the ramen here is as delicious as Ichiraku's." he explained with his signature goofy grin.
"Yeah yeah." Sakura waved a hand and smiled.
"Sakura-chan, I got something to tell you." Naruto fidgeted. This was so unlike him. It was as if Hinata's ministrations rubbed off on him.
"What?" she raised a brow as she placed a hand on her chin.
"I'm.. I'm a real man, Sakura-chan." Naruto declared.
"Eh?" she stared blankly at first but after a few seconds she burst out into fits of laughter.
"Sa-Sakura-chan! Why're you laughing?"
After a few minutes of laughing at the confused Naruto and healing her aching stomach she finally replied, "You're so in denial!" and then she laughed at his face again.
Some of the customers started walking away after seeing Sakura rolling on the floor like a mad man as she clutched her stomach and laughed into oblivion. Her laughter seemed to echo into the Uzumaki's head and he was getting a little sad.
"Sakura-chan! I mean it! I'm not gay!" Naruto pouted.
"Sorry, Naruto, but the time you kissed Sasuke full on the lips, back in the academy days, proved otherwise." Sakura snickered.
Then due to disappointment that Sakura refused to believe him, he sulked on a corner ( so un-Naruto like!). Though it wasn't surprising that he was still eating ramen. (haha! comfort food, anyone?)
"Naruto..." Sakura wiped a tear from her eye as she rubbed her aching stomach.
"What...?" he turned his gloomy head (which looked epically funny btw).
"Oh..." Sakura looked at him and saw that he was glum.
"Cheer up, Naruto, I mean, Kiba's there for you isn't he?" Naruto twitched an eye.
Kiba?
KIBA?
FUDGE.
"So to apologize for being mean to you by laughing away like that..." she smiled at him. "I'll teach you how to kiss."
"Kiss?" Na
"Yes, so that you and Kiba could share the best passionate kiss after you guys confess your love for each other!" without second thoughts she had him engaged in a fierce lip lock.
And all throughout the kiss, all he could think about was the horror that Sakura inflicted upon him...
KIBA!
No idiot can succeed in convincing the queen idiot which was Sakura.
"We don't need to ask how it went. It's already written across your dumb face!" Kiba laughed.
Of all the people, it had to be KIBA.
"Sh-Shut up!" Naruto fumed as a faint blush crept across his face.
"Eh?" Kiba noticed the jinchuriki's change of expression and he blushed.
"Maybe Sakura was right." Neji said as he stared at the both of them.
"Yeah, maybe these two are gay." Shikamaru stated as nodded at Neji.
"No shit, Sherlock." Sasuke commented as he stared at Naruto and muttered "Dobe."
"TEME!" Naruto yelled at the smirking Uchiha.
"Speak for yourselves. Idiots." Shino spoke bluntly.
"Shut up! At least we don't look like vampire freaks!" Kiba yelled.
Chaos. Disturbing gay chaos.
Just then the person they wanted to see the least appeared.
"SAKURA!" they all shouted at once.
"Whoah. Chill. Chill. No need to shout. I am perfectly able to hear you from here." she said as she rubbed her ears.
"What are you doing here?" Neji asked.
"Well, this is the room I'm staying in..." she said sarcastically as if they didn't know the obvious.
They all rolled their eyes at her.
"Wait. Were you guys... oh..." at this the guys had confused and irritated looks.
"I should go..." she smirked at them.
Before leaving she muttered "Sorry for disturbing your fun." and then she closed the door gently.
"What. The. Hell."
"Shit. She thinks we're really gay now!" Kiba shouted.
"It's all Hyuuga's fault." Sasuke stated as he pointed an accusing finger at Neji.
"What the hell are you saying, Uchiha? Are you too stupid not to realize that this mess started all because of you and your sexually deprived love life?" Neji retorted as he got into a glaring match with Sasuke.
"Oh you're one to talk. It's not like you have hormones yourself, you're too sissy, girls wouldn't want to sleep with you. They don't need another pussy."
"So you're playing that game, eh?"
"Yuck. I'd never play a game with gays like you."
"Bastard."
"You too."
And now they started to fight physically and trashed the place. They were oblivious to the forming audience which consisted of the remaining four.
"Whoah! This is better than live porn." Kiba whispered to the three who nodded in agreement.
Meltdown