Discalimer: Don't Own Twilight.

~Bath Time?~

I went to Nessie's room and opened the door. I hit in the face with a tank top. Wait this isn't…it was her bra. I think I feel lightheaded. ***If you want to know what was Reneesme's dream review or message me and I'll post it on my profile for a week or two.

Alice POV-

"ROSE!" I screamed. I was in the closet and Rosalie was looking through Reneesme's dresser. Jacob walked in and Rose threw Nessie's bra.

"What?" she said.

I rolled my eyes. "You know what!" I pointed to Jake. Omg I think he's in shock.

"I think he's dead." She was smirking.

"Not funny!" I walked over to Jake and waved my hand in his face. "Helloooo anybody hoooome up there. Jake wake up."

"Geez he acts like threw…"

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Rose was sitting on the bed with a thong in her hand. She throws it at Jake-

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"Alice!"

"Huh. Oh….Rose don't do it!"

"I figured you see that! Cheater!" She glared at me.

I hit Jake on the back of his head. "Huh oh what happened…BLONDIE you're going to-!" Congrats he still alive! And now their fighting again…hmm did I do the right thing? I here chuckling. Edward!

I heard a door close. "Sorry Alice I couldn't help myself. Why don't you down the hall to see Carlisle maybe you can focus on Reneesme again."

"Okay I'll try. But I'm starting to think someone blocking my vision."

"Hmm…You don't think?"

"I don't know if we're dealing with our own kind or if there are werewolves involved."

"Okay…Oh call Emmett over here to help me break up these two and check on Bella I left her with Jasper so he could try and calm her nerves."

"Gotcha! Go easy on them."

"On Rose yes, Jacob that's another story." Uh oooh!

"What did you hear?"

"Nothing, just a few questions wondering in his head he shouldn't be asking about MY daughter's underwear."

"I'm sure he didn't mean it."

He growled.

Jacob POV-

"Blondie calm the fuck down!" We were wrestling this time.

"My name isn't Blondie, you damn dog!"

"That's not my name either!"

"I don't give a damn!"

"We're in Nessie's room if we break anything; you do realize we're going to be hunted down by Alice and Bella right?"

"Ha. I'm a blame it on you."

"Real mature Blondie, aren't you suppose be like 80 years old or something?"

"Why you-"

Nessie POV-

"Hmm." Ugh I'm still on this damn bed!

I turned over and opened my eyes. "Ahhh" I crawled over to the other side of the bed. Why are there two sets of eyeballs staring at me. They're peeping over the edge bed. The light came on. It's the two little migets. One had their hand on the lamp switch the other was tilting its head to the side like a lost puppy. ?

"Ummm-"

"You snore" said the one that I called a puppy. I didn't notice last time but he was dressed in white and the other in black. He also had his hair black and white. The back of his head was white and the top was black. The other was vice versa.

"Like a retarded chain saw…where's Jason!" He smiled. No that was a little creepier then a smile.

"She does not you can barely hear her!"

"Don't correct me!"

"Why not?"

"Because I said so!"

"So? What does that have to do with anything?"

He growled "You're a dumbass!"

"Are not!"

"Are so!"

"You swore! I'm telling." He was pointing at him.

Hahahahaha. Is it wrong to think their cute?

"You have issues!"

"I do not stop being mean to me!" He started to cry.

"Aww look what you did!" I said. I scooted back over to that side of the bed.

The one dressed in black looked at me. "It's not my fault he's a punk."

"Tell him to stop. Nice lady." He was still crying but louder. The door opened. I think someone was watching me.

"Umm, shhhh shhhh what can I do to it better?"

"Sniff. I haven't had my bath yet…will you come take one with me?"? What the hell?

"Ummm…Oh-"

"NO!" I looked up to see Aniko in the room and the other twin staring in shock at the one that was crying.

N/A: hehe I'm evil. Please review!