Falco lay down in the van. Roy woke up.

"Roy. You're awake?" said Falco.

"Yeah," said Roy.

"You slept through some shit. How did you do that?" said Falco.

"Because plot!" said Roy.

"What?" said Falco.

"Nothing," said Roy.

Falco saw the sun setting in Link's half-assed window. "Master Hand. We need to find a motel soon."

"We'll find a motel at night. We have to get out of Death fucking Valley," said Master Hand.

"Okay," said Falco.

Falco fell asleep. He then woke up.

"Hey, Falco. Wake up. Shit's happening. Master Hand is falling asleep. Drive the fucking van!" said Crazy Hand.

Master Hand stopped on the side. He got out of the driver's seat. Falco got in the driver's seat. He drove the van. It was 11:37 pm. It was 7:09 am when Falco fell asleep. He was well rested. Marth went into the passenger seat. Falco looked at the road.

"Uh. Falco. I uh, I uh," said Marth.

"What?" said Falco.

"I think am high," said Marth.

"I don't see it," said Falco.

Falco drove under a street light. He that his nose was bleeding.

"Oh shit. Your nose is bleeding," said Falco.

"I feel high," said Marth.

"No. You're tried but your nose is bleeding," said Falco.

"Yeah," said Marth.

"Okay, let's find a motel," said Falco.

"Okay," said Marth.

The ride went on. Marth's nose was still bleeding. He looked at the road. Falco looked for a motel.

"Why the hell are you here?" said Falco.

"I wanted to be here," said Marth.

"What?" said Falco.

"I just wanted to be here," said Marth.

"So you came here just to be here?" said Falco.

"Yeah," said Marth.

"Okay," said Falco.

Falco found a motel. He took everyone in the room. Kirby got up. He saw the Bible. If I eat the Bible, will I become god? Maybe it's because I didn't eat anything today. I have to do it. Time to eat the Bible! Fox ate the Bible.

"I ate the Bible guys! I'm god! I'm gonna create a new universe!" said Kirby.

"WHAT?" said Falco.

Kirby tried to create a new universe and nothing happened.

"I didn't become god. Eating the Bible was a waste of time! I didn't become a god!" said Kirby.

Fox went back to sleep. Falco tried to sleep.