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Chapter 10
Three in a bed
EPOV:
"I can't believe what just happened!" I murmured still in shock at the recent events, the alcohol still very strong on my breath. Fuck me sideways, my innocent Bella did this. I don't know whether to be turned on or highly pissed off.
Don't get turned on for fucks sake Edward, especially when you're in this position.
"I can." Emmett replied not sounding at all surprised.
"What? How? What?" Jasper asked complete dumbfounded by Emmett's casual attitude, this situation isn't something anyone should be so calm with yet Emmett's so chilled out.
"Seriously you didn't see this coming?" Emmett asked both of us.
"You did?" I shrieked. I bet he's in on it, his and Rose's new sex game or some shit like that.
"Well not this exactly but I saw revenge, I know my Rosie too well." He said almost proud he knew to expect something.
"But we didn't do anything to Rose!" Jasper yelled at my brother.
"Nope but we did to Bella and well you know girls they stick together!" Since when has Emmett been so, relaxed? And especially when we're in this position!
"I didn't do anything at all but yet I'm here with you buffoons!" Jasper moaned.
"Suck it up man!" Emmett told Jasper in a very pain no gain way. Jasper was really pissed off now.
"I hate you." He hissed at Emmett.
"Love you too babe" Emmet replied making a kissing face at him.
"You know something? I actually think he was in on this! He likes this too much!" Jasper spat.
"Out yes Jasper I love the view I have of your bare ass and its great how it's so near my face!" Emmett replied and the for the first time since this conversation began he sounded annoyed. More like the pissed off Emmett we've all come to love.
"I'm going to kill you!" Jasper screamed and started thrashing around to try and get at Emmett, Emmett started laughing riling Jasper on.
"Enough! You two girls better stop that or I'm going to start! Now how do we get ourselves out of this mess?"
"Oh I don't know Edward! Don't take saucy pictures of your girlfriend and then post them online!" Jasper added his voice thick with sarcasm.
"Not helping jackass. I still don't get how we ended up here!" I moaned, mostly to myself but Jasper felt the need to further his own little rant.
"Well Edward our other halves got us drunk, got us naked then handcuffed us in very awkward positions on a bed so that if I move I get a face full of little Eddie!"
"And I get Jasper's hairy coconuts." Emmett said.
"And to top it off the filmed it! We have a damn website now!" Jasper added.
****4 hours earlier****
Bella had been forced out of the hotel room to get ready with Alice, seriously she scares me. So now I was alone and bored. It's dare night, again. I don't understand why it's compulsory on this god damn trip. Emmett is like a child so excited by the smallest of things. Apparently tonight there's going to be mass amounts of drink and a bigger better party game, even Bella seems happy about this. Aw Bella I hope whatever she has planned for tonight includes some alone time with me and that very comfortable bed of ours.
"Aw look at him, he's daydream fucking Bella." Emmett's dumb voice broke me from my thoughts but the stupid moron was bang on about my actions.
"Grow up." I threw back at him.
"I don't grow up, I throw up and when I look at you I throw up." He chanted. I forget sometimes that my brother has the mental capability of a 3 year old. He goes through phases where he quotes old films, and I guess right now its stand by you.
"Nice been rummaging through the classics now have we Em?" I said just getting one of my brother's stupid grins in response.
"So what's the plan for tonight?" Jasper asked walking in the room.
"Some drunken fun with Newton." Emmett boomed in not really hearing what he just said. Jasper and I burst out laughing.
"I knew you were into blonds but damn Em, Newton?" Jasper chuckled out.
"Very funny, no one has any doubts about where I park Emmett Jr unlike you two pussies who could quiet easily be a gay couple." Emmett replied slightly smug. God what an idiot.
"Whatever Newton lover. Anyway in answer your question Jazz man. I'd say it's going to be like every other party we've ever been too. Drink, drugged up Lauren and our girls. Oh and don't forget the very boring games our generically boring classmates insist on playing." I added with fake enthusiasm.
The boys and I settled on the couch and watched a random sports game, Alice had instructed us not to move until told to do so. Mike had popped by still as bold as ever and still as clueless, I think he actually thinks that by sucking up to us he'll gain our friendship. Apparently him and Tyler hooked up with some college hot chicks who bought them a shed load of drinks but the truth of it is Jessica's cousin who goes to college here bought the the mass amounts of alcohol and charged them triple the price. Dumb shits.
Lauren was currently MIA but no one was too concerned her purse and stashc of whatever the hell is this week's flavor of drug was still in the hotel room which meant that the blond in question wasn't too far away. Angela and Ben stopped in and waited for Alice, Rose and Bella with us. Ben is the only guy who I can actually stand other than Jazz and occasionally my brother on this trip.
It was almost 9 before the girls made an appearance and hauled our asses down to Mike's room. Bella was wear a midnight blue wrap dress, her brown locks were curled and falling down her back like a chocolate waterfall and her eyes were masked with this amazing gold dust eye shadow. Oh how I loved the way she looked. I had to remind myself to keep my mouth closed. With Bella's hand in mind we walked into the room where the same stale faces were most already highly intoxicated.
"Bella you know we don't have to do this don't you. How about you and I have a nice quiet night in." I whispered in my girl's ear hoping to lure her away from all this soon to be teen drama.
"Not a chance lover boy, I didn't allow Alice to dress me up for hours just so you can undress me." She said back her voice dripping in sex, I don't know where Bella's sudden boldness has sprung from but my solider downstairs is really like it.
"It's so glad you can make it, tonight's going to be so fun, I ca-" Jessica started saying before she was interupted by Lauren, who I guess didn't stay lost for very long.
"Fun my ass. This drink is like cricket piss. Jess you could of made your cousin get some of the good stuff."
"Oh I have an idea." Alice sprung in but I had the feeling she was mostly talking to our little group.
"Spill it tink." Emmett said chugging down half a flagon of some cheap cider that was lying around.
"Oh no, I'll leave the real fun until later." Alice giggled sounding once again like she was up to something. I looked at Jasper for a clue but he just shrugged his shoulders, Alice didn't miss our exchange and she pulled Jasper in to a passionate kiss to distract him. Evil genius.
"I think we should do body shots." Rose announced which perked up Jessica's attention but I really didn't like how she was looking at me, so like the coward I am I hid behind Bella who was looking at me rather strongly.
"Where do you want me to put the salt?" Bella's lustful voice asked in my ear and before I had chance to answer I felt her warm wet tongue marking a line down my neck next to my Adam's apple, it was shooting tingles to places I didn't even know could get excited. "Here?" She whispered, her warm breathe vibrating across my throat. I could vaguely smell the hint of vodka on her breathe, maybe the reason why so was so bold tonight.
I moved to adjust myself so that my now very obvious problem wasn't on show to everyone else.
"Here?" Bella asked tracing her fingers down the middle of my chest, her lips on sucking my earlobe softly. I gulped pretty loud. I looked at my brother for some kind of distraction by was greeted by Rosalie working her stuff on him too, even Alice was mirroring Bella and Rose's moves on Jasper.
"Here?" Bella's hand was now going very far down south and I groaned and jumped away. "What's wrong baby?" She asked so innocently and sweet as though better wouldn't melt in her very talented mouth.
"N-nothing." I tried saying sounding a normal as possible but my reply came out high and squeaky causing Bella to giggle. I looked around the room once more. Jasper and Emmett were both in a similar position to me. Mike and all that gang had begun their drunken games; I do believe that they were playing truth or dare.
"Good, Now Rosalie pass me the salt." Bella's voice brought me out of my wonderings and smack bang in the centre of this very saucy situation. Rosalie threw Bella the salt shaker and Alice passed her a shot of tequila. Bella walked up to me swaying her hip and I swear at that moment I saw heaven.
BPOV:
Rose and Alice had prepped me all night on the plan or the mission Alice was calling "Three in a bed". I had downed quite a bit of vodka before getting the boys, so all my confidence was Dutch. I had been told with strict instructions what to do in phase one. The body shots.
Alice had proved the heart stopping outfit and Rose had given me very detailed lessons on seduction. So playing Edward right into my hands wasn't so hard. After allowing my hands to roam freely across his hot body and whisper in his ear where he wanted me to put the salt he was already shaking in his boots.
He was already putty in my hands and by the looks of Jasper and Emmett both was hiding their predicaments as well. I noticed Edward adjusting himself.
"What's wrong baby?" I asked as sweetly as I could.
"N-nothing." He stuttered clearly frustrated.
"Good, now Rosalie pass me the salt." I said to Rose, that was her and Alice's cues to jump into phaze two.
As the girls took care of their boys I descended on Edward who was clearly acting like the cat who got the cream when I licked his collarbone and sprinkled salt on him. Placing the lime in his shocked mouth, I licked the salt, down the drink and finished of sucking the lime hard. Edward was now completely lost in his own lust.
"Your turn." I whispered seductively in his ear. Edward returned the favor and lingered his tongue on my collarbone a little too long.
After 4 rounds of hot body shots Edward wasn't the only one who was now extremely frustrated by I had to hide any hint of my lust from him. What Edward didn't know was that all my shots where water where his were actually tequila. Alice had left two bottles behind me, one fake, on every real. I poured the shots and poor Eddie didn't know any difference. The only problem was I had a salty lime taste in my mouth.
Edward was now tipsy, the shots helped by the fact that he was swigging beer in between really pushed him over the edge. Mike and his crew were too far in their own drunken mess to care what the hell everyone else was up too.
Alice and Rose gave me the signal to finish this damn mission off.
"Edward let's go somewhere, private to finish off this party." I whispered seductively in his ear, he was too drunk to see me nod in the girl's direction. As the typical male he is, his pants did the talking for him. With our lips molding together and our bodies becoming a drunken tangled mess we stumbled into the corridor and started making our way to our room.
"Bella- kiss- I –kiss- want- kiss- you" Edward spoke but his lips and mine never stopped touching so I could almost taste his words and by God did I want him too but Rosalie and Alice were soon going to put an end to our love fest, We reached our door and still forcefully kissing and grinding we fell into our room and confident Bella had to step up once again. Here goes nothing.
"Edward strip baby." I purred to him hoping he didn't pick up on my nerves which were clearly in voice now shaking voice. Thank fully Edward was very drunk and didn't ask questions even when there was an obvious bang from within the bedroom. Edward went to turn around but I distracted him but pulling him to me and kissing him with all the passion I had stored up. Really didn't help the Bella turned very on situation with a very hot and sexy naked Edward up close and personal.
Making sure his back was to the bedroom I continued kissing him and pushing him backwards until we were completely in the room. I looked over Edwards shoulder as his tongue made its way down my neck. There it was bang in front of me. Emmett and Jasper, gagged, naked and handcuffed to the Lauren soiled bed. Both were thrashing against their restraints as their girls stood at the side of the bed proud and holding a camera. I had to put my lips urgently back to Edwards to stop me from giggling out loud and blowing over cover.
I saw Rosalie mouthing "hurry up" and though it's now or never.
Taking the handcuffs out of my pocket and making sure Edwards's hands were reachable I went in for the kill.
I handcuffed Edwards left hand which made him stop kissing my collarbone and look at me with a raised eyebrow.
"Bella?" He asked, still completely clueless of the scene behind him.
"Sorry?" I said feeling completely awful and guilty; Rose must have seen my cracking and decided to step in.
"Surprise Eddie boy." She said causing Edward to jump and turn around and take in the full view.
"Now" Alice screamed and both she and Rosalie pounced at Edward pushing him to the bed and handcuffing his right hand to the bed. Now all three boys where in very compromising positions, butt naked and handcuffed.
"Bella? Baby? What the f..." Edward started saying before Alice gagged him too.
I just stood there falling into shock. Edward was looking at me with his best puppy eyes it really didn't help my conscience. Damn him.
"Now you three will know what it's like to be humiliated." Alice said with a glowing smile across her face.
"Online" Rosalie added. I just stood there in my limbo between drunk and sober trying to take everything in. I'm sure I looked stoned. Rosalie started taking pictures of the boys and occasionally Alice would add props such as swords or guns, Jasper was wearing a cowboy hat. I was now highly amused, far past the point of remorseful.
"You see, you guys posted half naked pictures of me online and sent it to the entire student body, now that advertisement of my 'services' has been sent to lot of other people too, so guys this isn't that bad. All we've done is set up a website for you three so that there's no need to send messages to everyone. Paybacks a bitch." I said. Rose and Alice were cackling and posting the pictures online while I entertained myself with the bottle of Gin someone has fleeced from the party.
"And we're live." Rose announced laughing.
"Welcome to .com. Home to three of Forks finest active gay rights students. Pictures and videos are available, for dates call 0800-edward-jazz-em-4eva" Alice read from the screen and burst out laughing.
"Girls I think it's time to head back to the party and leave these three too it." Rose said like she didn't have a care in the world.
"Before we go. Any last words?" Alice asked the boys taking off their gags.
"Ali" "Rosie" "Bells" Our respective other halves moaned our names like a child as though that was the magic word to set them free. We all laughed and strode out of the room in hysterics.
"When we going to set them free?" I asked.
"Who said we are?" Rosalie answered with them emphasis on we.
"If we're not then who is?" I asked but was greeted by laughter.
EPOV:
It's been almost 5 long damn hours since they left us here and there's no sign that we're ever going to be let of this… situation.
"Let's play I spy." Emmett suggested.
"Let's not" Jasper answered him in a bored but annoyed tone could be the fact that Emmett's been suggesting we play games for the last hour.
"I spy with my little eye something beginning with..." Emmett continued without taking any notice to Jasper.
"Emmett!" Jasper growled.
"Wrong guess, something beginning with F. Edward it's your guess."
"Fuck off." I grumbled.
"God both you homos suck. I'm just trying to make this time a little fun?" Emmett moaned, I could feel the tension building again and it didn't take long for Jasper to retaliate in the verbal war.
"Fun? I hardly think that I spy is going to bring moral up when we're fucking tied to the bed you moron." Jasper hissed.
"Moron? Me? Excuse me but Jazz $100 bet that when we are set free you'll get on your knees and apologize to Alice, you pussy whipped, war loving empathy freak." Great now Emmett was annoyed, this isn't going to end well.
"Me pussy whipped? Okay, Rosalie 'Emmett jump', Emmett 'how high?'" I was cringing. Jasper knows how to wind Emmett up perfectly.
"Fuck you Whitlock." Emmett spat back.
"Oh Cullen you're so lucky I can't..."
"SHUT IT!! Damn it you two! You can measure them later and see whose more man but for now let's not argue and bitch like an old married couple, let's try and get out of here." I screamed.
"And how do you propose we do that?" Jasper asked his voice oozing with sarcasm
"I guess that's what I'm here for." A voice said which any of us three wasn't; all our attentions fell to the door where that person stood. OH.....
"Fuck."
"Shit."
"Damn."
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