Chapter Eleven: OVER NINETHOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAND
(On the way home from the Kaiba-Dungeon, Ollie is driving.)
Chloe: Nice to have you back. Sweetie
Ollie: Took you long enough!
Leah: Well we got, busy…
Marik: Yes, busy… with club meetings…
Bakura: and…other things.
Ollie: At least you guys didn't ruin this car. How much money did you four blow through?
Chloe: hehe just a little bit of… all of it,
Ollie: Of course… I wouldn't expect anything less from you free loaders… At least I get a motorcycle out of this.
Marik: Ha! Little does Olivia know I will steal it when she isn't looking.
Ollie: Take it and I SWEAR I WILL CUT YOUR FACE. Also If you talk to yourself people are going to think you're crazy…
Bakura: Yes, Marik you wouldn't want your girlfriend to know you're insane.
Marik: I'm not crazy!
Bakura: Is that what MELVIN tells you?
Marik: SILENCE BAKURA!
Bakura: Make me!
Ollie: Oh my god! Are you two always like this?
Marik: It's all his fault! He's so annoying.
Bakura: I'm the annoying one?
Leah: I don't care who started it! I'm ending it! Don't make me come back there! I'll have Olivia turn this car around so help me god!
Ollie: I don't want to hear another word from either of your mouths until we get home!
(Later that day walking in town… Enter Rebecca Hawkins who comes up and kicks Marik in the shin)
Marik: OW! YOU LITTLE [EFF]ING KID! WHAT THE [EFF] DID YOU DO THAT FOR!
Rebecca: Teddy is mad at you! You forgot to tell him about the Evil Council Meeting!
Marik: He'll get over it.
Chloe: Aww! Look at the teddy bear! It's so cute!
Teddy: Touch me and die unclean one!
Leah: HOLY SHIT IS THAT IT'S VOICE. OH MY GOD!
Chloe: I know it's frikkin adorable! (Grabs Teddy) Can I hold it?
Teddy: YOU DEATH WILL BE A PAINFUL ONE!
Chloe: How much do you want for it?
Rebecca: He's not for sale! I came here to duel Marik Ishtar! Satan said I had to because we weren't invited!
Chloe: You can duel him on one condition… If you loose, I get to keep Teddy.
Rebecca: Satan will smite you where you stand! He gave me that teddy bear for antichristmas!
Chloe: Of course little girl I'm sure he did, but you see I WANT HIM
Marik: Chloe! You can't just force me into a duel.
Chloe: Oh come on, it's not like anything bad could happen it's just a children's card game. Has anything bad ever happened?
Bakura: Well actually…
Chloe: Exactly so, go win me that teddy bear!
Bakura: Aren't you just the nicest boyfriend ever? Winning your girlfriend a teddy bear.
Marik: This will be easy. It's just a child… I mean how often to children win Children's Card Game.
(one card game later…)
Rebecca: HA! With Satan on my side I can complete anything!
Chloe: Damn! I wanted that bear!
Marik: This is the second time this week a child has beaten me at children's card games!
Chloe: It's still sooooo cute!
Teddy: Your mother plays card games in hell!
Chloe: Cool! Does she win?
Teddy: NEVER!
Ollie: Well it was nice meeting you little girl…
Rebecca: Hmmph! I don't have time for this! I need to go play tea party with teddy and his Satanic pals! He's part of a set. (Kicks Marik in the shin) And don't forget about us next time!
(exit Rebecca and Teddy)
Marik: AH! Get back here you [EFF]ing BRAT! I will destroy you! You dare kick [Eff]ing Marik Sebastian Ishtar in the shin! You will become my mind slave! I will make you suffer until your last breath.
Chloe: Sure you will, let it go honey… it's ok.
(Back at home that night everyone's exhausted.)
Ollie: I need to check our answering machine…
Answering Machine: You have 9153 new messages.
Chloe: WHO THE FUCK?
Answering Machine: Hello, this is Kaiba I was just wondering-
(Ollie deletes)
Answering machine: Hello it's Kaiba again… I was…
(Ollie just deletes them all. They're all from Kaiba then the phone rings)
Chloe: What the [beep] does he want!
Ollie: Hello? Hi Mr. Kaiba. No, I can come in. As long as you don't tie me up again. Ok sir. I'll be there as soon as I can.
Chloe: You have to go in to work at this time of night?
Ollie: Sadly. I'll probably get my motorcycle while I'm out. I'll be back in the morning.
Leah: Have fun.