Plans, who needs them when they've got me!
"What the hell was all that about." These Volturi people are so confusing! If they told me anything...
"We were sending a message to your parents. I believe Bella would have preferred to see firsthand. The message was that you're alive."
"Did you think this whole thing through?" he nodded "Err no you didn't actually. That whole exercise was pretty much pointless. They already knew I am alive." I was met by confused looks. I sighed. "Aro, if you're going to read my mind you may as well do it properly. Jacob imprinted on me. Surely you knew that. Well were sort of connected and now because of your pointless exercise my family now know where I am. As soon as they have a plan they'll come to get me."
I was met by murderous looks. Now they're gonna kill me? So stupid.
"Renesmee I'm so sorry but..." Aro started.
"Yeah, yeah, yeah. But we're going to have to kill you now. That will be a mistake. You didn't think it through properly did you. You didn't think me into your nice and neat equation. You see you can't kill me. If you do you'll have my family and all my friends from the first time we met on the Romanians side. Fighting against you. But if you let me live that won't happen and I might consider standing only on your side. Your decision, but if I were you I'd go for the last one." Confusing them was the only way for it. It seemed to work. They got out of their crouches.
"Would you really do that? For us?" Aro seemed unsure.
"Really." I seemed to convince them. They really are pathetic, I mean who would settle for a might. "So now that that's settled, who's hungry?" shocked is the best way to describe their faces.
"Hungry? Do you mean thirsty?" Aro really bugs me. He has read my mind but doesn't do it properly then gets shocked when I mention hunger!
"Well both actually. I was on my way to go and hunt with Bella but since it's the middle of the day and there's nothing but fields surrounding your home I think I'll go with my least preferred option. Human food." Shock returned to these brain-dead vampires' faces.
"You want to hunt a human? If I remember correctly your family are vegetarians you call yourselves."
"Erm, actually I mean I want to eat the same food humans eat. See we're starving. They should have some too," I pointed my thumb at the other half vampires. There was no need in taking them. What was their point! "I'm not stupid you know, I can hear heartbeats. Oh and well do you know if there's a room that I could you know sleep in. You know because we sleep."
The Volturi's shock seemed to have plastered itself on their faces. They were doing that really creeped-out frozen still thing that I hate.
"A room can be arranged," Aro said recovered. "We will arrange rooms for you all. We will get the food sent up to your rooms. Anything else?"
"Yeah. I'll be waiting in the waiting room and hurry. Can't you full vampires run as fast as me?"
I ran out of the room and into the reception area in one second flat.
Time, it's just another pointless number.