Number: 11
Title: Attack of the Fangirls!
Date: March 6, 2009
Characters/Pairings: HitsuxMatsu of course, plus Hyorinmaru and a horde of fangirls 8)
Summary: Hitsugaya tries to deal with his fangirls
Word Count: 675
Dedication: To all the Hitsugaya fangirls out there (of which I am one)
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Hitsugaya walked into his office as quickly as he could and shut the door. Once he did that, he also pulled the curtains (a decoration insisted upon by Matsumoto) over the windows, so that the room was plunged into darkness. Once he did that, he collapsed onto his chair, heaving a sigh of relief.
He heard a snigger in his mind.
Shut up, Hyorinmaru.
I can't help it, the dragon answered. It's just so funny to see you, the famous child prodigy Hitsugaya Toshiro, hiding in your office because of some girl!
They're not just any girls, Hitsugaya retorted. They're fangirls! The only place that they won't follow me is in here. Every time I go outside they swarm me! Some of them even bring their zanpakuto and try to cut bits of my hair or shihakusho! It's insane! I don't think that even Kuchiki-taicho has these kinds of problems!
Hyorinmaru snickered again. Rangiku would say that it's your own fault for being so cute.
Since when did you start calling her Rangiku?
The same time you did. You know, the day you two started…exploring the more pleasurable aspects of each other…
Hitsugaya blushed, though this went unnoticed in the dark room. Where is Rangiku anyway?
How should I know? She's your girlfriend, the dragon snorted. Even though you're keeping this a secret because the knowledge would probably turn the Soul Society as we know it upside down…
That's not it at all…Whoever said that zanpakuto were ancient and wise never met anybody like you, that's all I can say.
I'll take that as a compliment.
At that moment, Matsumoto walked in.
"Why is it so dark in here?" she asked. Noticing Hitsugaya slumped over at his desk, she walked over to his side, placing her hands on his shoulders.
"Toshiro? What's wrong?"
He muttered one word. "Fangirls."
She looked pensive. "Now that you mention it, I did see an awful lot of them hanging around outside when I came in."
He nodded gloomily. "Tell me about it. As if Aizen and the Arrancar aren't bad enough, I also have to deal with them every day! I have more mail from them than I have paperwork! But if I keep the lights off, they don't seem to realize that I'm in here. They're not very smart…"
"Well, I have had a lot of experience with unwanted admirers, and there's only one way to get them to leave you alone," Matsumoto said.
"And what's that?" he asked warily.
"All you have to do is prove to them that you're already taken, once and for all." She said with a mischievous smile. "And I know just the way…"
About an hour later, the two emerged from the office.
Instantly squeals rang out.
"There he is!"
"He's so adorable!"
"Can I touch your hair?"
"Please be the father of my children!"
Then… "Wait a second…is his fukutaicho holding his hand?!"
"She is!"
"And look at his neck! It's covered in lovebites!!"
"So is hers!!!"
"Our sweet innocent little Toshiro isn't innocent anymore! I can't believe that Matsumoto got to him before I did, I'm so jealous!"
"Me too! But if we get him alone, then we can show him that there is nothing that we won't do to win his love!"
"Great plan!"
"Huh? Where'd they go?"
"Look! They're getting away!"
"After them!"
"Uhhh, Rangiku?" Hitsugaya panted several minutes later as they ran through the Seireitei, a horde of screaming fangirls hot on their heels. "Showing them that I'm taken might not have been the greatest idea…"
"Well, you gave me just as many hickeys as I gave you, so I say it goes both ways!"
"You can't escape our love, Toshiro-kun!" came a unanimous cry from behind them.
"On second thought, let's argue about this later, ok? After we escape from this rabid pack of demon fangirls."
"Agreed."
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i was actually planning a kind of angsty one (which remains half-written on my computer), but this popped up instead, i hope you liked it ;)
there might be a follow-up (eventually), or not...if you want one, tell me!
see you next time,
-stormwolf527