I sware I am almost dead first of all we leaft for camping at the crack of fuc**** dawn(not a morning person)than when we got to then when my dad finaly chose a camp site wich just so happened to be the ferthast from the car we had to unload every thing from all of wich were hevy and I got atackd by realy big bugs and fell in the creek not fun the moment we got home I said skrew the bath Im going strait to bed and slept for and entire day.
Drmona:Im dead pleas tell me that Im dead every musle in my body hurts still
tubasaneko:it was funny to watch you fall in the watter your head is so hard that a fall from 20 ft in the air can't brake it
drmona:do you waunt me to bring your other half hear?
Tubasaneko:nooooo not yukineko he'll freeze me to death(yukineko is tubasaneko's other half origanaly they were one zanpakto calld tubasayukineko but due to the type of sword they can split into two diferent ppl)
drmona:than forget about that event
tubasaneko:but it's two hard to forget espeshuly your blue and green dotted undies
drmona:*blushes*baka don't tell them that yukineko tubasaneko's being mean
yukineko:*glares coldly than tuches drmona's head*you have a fever*picks up and walks to his roome*
drmona:noooo im fine let me go I don't wana go back to sleep*being drug into dark evil looking room*
terra:since kyl- I mean drmona is curently busy and probly wont come back out till way later if at all and since she gave her co hoasts a brake me and tubasaneko will sub now for dares from our first contender
tubasaneko theas are fromTifalochrt
yumichika: show everyone a picture book of when he was younger
byakuya: kiss yoruichi
yoruichi: tickle byakuya without getting killed
gin: admit your number one fear
izuru: use gins fear agaisnt him
kenpachi: kiss unohana
ichigo: sing best freind while dancing to carremeldansen
rukia: slap ichigo with one of byakyas koi fish, if byakuya asked were you got
it say renji gave it to you
terra:ok yami you know what to do
yami:hey im still very yung*shows pics*
tubasaneko:whoa you were even more girly back than
yami:Im not girly just pretty like a princess unlike you
tubasaneko:your right Im not pretty as a princess
yami:so you admit it
tubasaneko:you didn't let me finish Im as hansome as a devil*evil devil smerk*
terra:next is byaku kiss yoru
byakuya:I don't have to lisen to you
terra:yes you do I have black mail material some thing about you doing nawty with some one
byakuya:your evil like your sister*kisses yoru than runs from urahara and soi fon*
terra:at least I didn't threten your man hood next is yoru tickle byaku
yoru:*flash steps and tickles him while avoiding the atacks from renji*
terra:next up is gin admit you worst fear
gin:grey hounds
terra and tubasaneko:gray hounds r u serious...why
gin:cuz there like dogs but I sware there horses and it's not posable to be boath
tubasaneko:ok...next dare is izuru use gins fear against him
izuru*unleashd the hell hounds as gin puts them*
gin:*in tears some were in a forest im drmonas bacement*
terra:since when have we had a forest in our bacement?
tubasaneko:don't know next dare is ken chan kiss unahona
zaraki:*gets kissd by unahona than faints*
terra:unahona is scary even when kissing next is ichigo: sing best freind while dancing to carremeldansen
ichi:*sings and dances half naked and all the boys start drooling*
terra:next is ruki slap ichi with koi from byakuyas pond
ruki:gladly *slaps ichi with fish*
byakuya:were did my fishes go I bet it was yoruichi shes allways eating them
tubasaneko:that fish looks yummy*drools*next set of de-*gets cut off by a loud scream*
drmona:honase(let go)I don't waunt any of that stuf
yukineko:you need to eat your medacin
drmona:no I hate any thing realated to docters extept ichi I can't hate him
yukineko:trys to forse drmona to eat the medacin but she uses luppi and aizen to doge the evil medacin*
(crash,bang,boom after fighting for a long time yukineko finaly got drmona to eat the medacin and she is curently fast asleep in her bed)
yukineko:you know shes a lot more cuter and nicer when shes sleeping
terra:are you kiding shes even more of a devil*remembers time when her and drmona slept on the same couch and drmona kickd her of on to the floor*
tubasaneko:*sneaks off to join drmona in bed*
yukineko:and were do you think your going tubasaneko*evil arua*
tubasaneko:to make shure shes ok don't kill me*innosent yet scared eyes*
yukineko:shes fine now go away*locks drmonas room than gos to his own*
tubasaneko:dam I almost lost my life meany white haird blue eyed jerk
terra:qwit wineing the next set of dares are from luna
Here some 1000 glasses for throwing at Aizen -kick and stabs Aizen on the
you-know-what-(obviously the manhood)- Onto the dares:
Ichigo and Zangetsu: watch Dora the Explorers for 4 freaking hours
Aizen: everything what you say still censored by my censor button
Urahara: broke your fan
Yoruichi: pull down Byakuya's pants plus his underwear if you get lucky
Byakuya: still a gangster
Toshiro: turn into a toddler
Drmona: give Tubasaneko a cat food
Ulquiorra: read a fanfic about IchiUlqui
Jade: so going to fight me
Hichigo: kill barney again and again
Momo: set something on fire but at Aizen
Gin: dye your hair black
Tubasaneko: just fight Tsukihime like a real man
Me: go bankai and use my water fox to make Aizen drown
Everyone: make Aizen drunk
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luna:*throws glasses and knifs at aizens manhood than grins evily while waking away*
tubasaneko:the next one is ichi and zan go in to this room
ichi and zan:*follows tubasaneko in to a room with a huge tv than the door shuts locks and the dora marathon starts*
(4 hours later ichi and zan become comatose and ichi is sent to a carzy house cuz he became a masacist lets just say hichi is prowd ichi has turnd a new merderous leaf)
tubasaneko:zan r u ok
zan(in emo corner)*twich*I will for ever hate little kids
tubasaneko:ok next dare is aizen your words are now sensord
aizen:**** *** **** *** ** *** **** ** ** ****(what the fuc* why do ppl hate me so much)
terra:cuz your gona kill tatski and kego the next dare is urahara kill your fan
urahara:ok*kills fan than magicly pulls one exactly like it out of thin air*
tubasaneko:next is yoru pull down byakuyas tidy whittys and pants
yoru:*douse what is told but only got the pants down reviling byakuyas pink boxers with harts*
tubasaneko:you wear boxers not me ok next is byakuya you still get to be a gangsta
yukineko:drmona has a leter for you*hands leter and tubasaneko reads it*also theres this*stufs cat food in tubasanekos mouth gaging him*
tubasaneko:*cogh*yuck ok acording to drmona who is still bed ridden thanks to a sertan ice devil byakuya will not be a gangst this time but a play boy
byakuya:*blushes than acts like a play boy*
tubasaneko:she also says the next chapter byakuya will be a pimp if any one reqweasts it
terra:the next dare is ulqui read an ichiulqui fan fic
ulqui:I think im horny now*walks away with his manhood showing thru his pants*
terra:next is jade and luna fight
(they fight and boath die than are brot back cuz there funny and members of the kill aizen fan club wich are all immortal sort of)
tubasaneko:next up is hichi kill barny over and over
hichi:*tellaports and kills barny for three weeks* no mater how many times I kill this bast*** it never gets old
yukineko:drmona says the next dare is set some thing on fire at aizen momo
momo:ok*sets aizens long hair on fire*
tubasaneko:gin die your hair black
gin:*dies his hair but it some how ended up white and black spoted*
terra:tubasaneko you must fight and no chicking out
tubasaneko:i don't wana
Tsukihime:scardy cat
tubasaneko:*fights and brakes tsukihime's arm and leg than passes out*
tsukihime:why did he pass out I didn't even tuch him
drmona(escaped yukineko)since hes not with yuki neko hes a lot weaker than normal what he just hut you with was about 5% power
yukineko:found you*drags drmona back to bed*
terra:luna kills aizen with her banki just stay away from my zanpakto
luna:why
terra:cuz my zanpakto is kitsuna shes a fire fox
luna:oh*kills aizen and avoids terras kitsuna*
every one:*gets aizen drunk after reviveng him*
yukineko;drmona says the next set of dares are from jade
Aizen: go to a bleach convention, go to we hate Aizen tent, and the rest, well
hehe ^o^! Yoruichi, eat catnip then go seven minutes in heaven with Urahara.
Tubasaneko: Way tmi on the underwear thing! Ichigo and I umm...(giggle)my
house...-
*Stab Aizen vodoo doll in the manhood* Bring orochimaru on and make Aizen and
Orochimaru fight to the death! The winner dies by my hand( don't tell them
that though.) Battle Royale time!
Me vs Luna
drmonavs Rose
Winners fight eachother untill only the two finalist are left then they fight.
Bankais and other releases and tricks are aloud. Grimmjow and drmona: SEVEN
MINUTES IN HEAVEN
terra:ok now lets start aizen your dare awaits
aizen:it can wait im drinking my tea
drmona:(escaped again)no waiting*pushes into the grand kill aizen meeting*
yukineko:you are still as much of a pain as you were when you were three*drags drmona away*
tubasaneko:o kayy next is yoru you know what to do*stufs cat nip in yorus mouth than throws urahara and her in a closet*
(7 min later urahara comes out with scratches and love bites)
terra:next is ichi and jade have fun*telaports ichi to jade*
tubasaneko:realy I thot is was fair every one know oh well next is orochimaru vs aizen to the death
(they fight and luckly killd each other)
terra:yay orochi gay maru is dead now the next one
(jade and luna fight and sadly luna won with heavy injory)
terra:now drmona vs rose
yukineko:no
drmona:the hell I'll back down even if im sick
yukineko:fine just start
drmona:hell ya bare your fangs tubasayukineko (wingd snow cat)(for those who know what tetsiga from inuyash looks like thay kinda look like it but black and white with perals)
*fights but due to a fever drmona passes out*
yukineko:told you so*carys drmona back to bed*
terra:the final match is luna vs rose
(boath forfit cuz there tired)
tubasaneko:no I refuse to let my little kitten to be in a dark closet with that monster grimmjow
grimm:aww thanks
drmona:(escaped and magicly recoverd from her sickness at the menchon of grimm and her doing stuf)*drags grimm and dous bad things*
yukineko:*drags drmona who is not unsick back to bed*
tubasaneko:the next set is from rose
aIZEN:ALL DARE YOU HAVE BEEN GIVEN.
AIZEN MEET YOU WORST NIGHT MARE A ANGERY UNOHANA
AIZEN RUN THROUGH THE SEREITEI BUT NAKED EVERYONE: ATACK AIZEN
drmona:(got away again) kay aizen do all the evil dares again
aizen*dies to many times to count*
drmona:hey unahona you waunted to know who mest with your bras and panties it was aizen
unahona:AIZEN YOUR A DEAD MAN
aizen*paild than died*
drmona:now run naked out of the seretei butt naked while every one trys to kill you
aizen:*gets naked*
drmona:WTF it's sooo tiny its its its like pea sized*stares at aizens pea sized manhood*
everyone:LOL*than kills aizen*
well thats all hope you guys liked it I was lisaning to fallen leavs by billy talent and the line for aizens man hood I got that idea from air gear when agito coments on ikkis manhood also for the next cappter I need to know what lunas and roses fave animals are jade yours is a mountan lion right?
Drmona,terra,tubasaneko,yukineko:*hold up flag that says REVEW PLEAS