Me and My Chibi
Chapter 11- Do you think he's following us?
Envy knew what Ed was thinking, that was: piss off Mustang. He wouldn't want to disappoint the chibi, now, would he?
Ed sat staring at the nothingness out of the train window. He turned and looked at Emily, "Why won't you change back to normal?"
"Might as well get used to it, Edo. I'm staying like this, until our date is over."
"Okay..." he turned back and gazed out the window. He saw the reflection of Emily. She was gripping the seat. "Envy must really hate trains."
Ed decided to do the report on the mission he'd just finished. Leaving Emily trying to avoid falling on the floor.
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After arriving back at the motel, Ed got changed into a nice white shirt, but kept his black pants. While Emily just transformed into a long black dress.
The two of them left for the headquarters, to find out where Mustang was.
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Ed lightly knocked on the door of Mustang's office.
"Come in."
Ed peered around the door. "Uh sir, I finished that mission."
"And the report?"
"Yes sir." Ed turned out of the room and was talking to someone else.
"Fullmetal, who are you talking to?"
"Uh, my friend?"
"Just get in here, Fullmetal and bring your friend too."
Ed nervously shuffled back into the office followed closely by Emily. Ed offered her a seat on one of the chairs, before handing the report to Mustang.
Who clearly, was peeved. Not because Ed finally had a date, but because he had nothing to make Ed do.
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The couple walked down the road, which was packed with night-time party-goers.
Emily leaned towards Ed. "Do you think he's following us?" she whispered.
"Uh, I think so."
"Well I need to change, I can't stand being a girl any more!"
The two of them came by the park. Ed pretended to say good-bye to Emily. She walked off through the park, while Ed continued down the street.
Further on up the path Ed was greeting Envy who had come out of a building.
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Mustang watched as the two teens whispered to each other, occasionally turning around.
Roy was worried he'd being caught. But he followed them anyway. "How dare Fullmetal get a date before me..."
A little further on and they came to a park. Roy watched as they said their goodbyes, before heading separate ways. "What? The date's over?
It's only been fifteen minutes! Maybe the shorty offended her..."
Mustang followed Ed until the short alchemist stopped outside a building. Someone came out of the building, and after they greeted each other. The person turned and waved at Roy.
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"Hey, Envy. Who are you waving at?"
The sin stopped waving, "Why Mustang, of course."
Ed looked over his shoulder, just in time to see the colonel dart behind a bush. "Never mind him."
The two of them turned around and headed back down toward the park, walking right past Roy, who was still in the bush.
Said colonel watched them as they walked past. He gasped in shock when he saw Ed walking past with Envy, the homunculus they've been trying to catch.
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Envy was standing under a tree in the centre of the park. Waiting for Ed to return with their food. The sin heard rustling in the bushes behind him. A hand sprung out and grabbed the sin's wrist.
The first thought that drifted into Envy's mind was,"Oh shit, Lust found me..." The sin looked down at the offending hand, and noticed that the hand belonged to a male.
"Edo?" he asked, "Is that you?"
A person came out of the bushes and cupped a hand over Envy's mouth. The sin glanced up.
"Why are you here with Edward?" Mustang asked, preparing himself for anything the homunculus might try. Envy went limp. His head was hanging and the only thing keeping him up was Mustang's grasp.
Roy panicked. Did he hurt him? The colonel carefully lay the homunculus on the ground, under the tree and disappeared into the bushes.
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Ed came down the path that led to the middle of the park. "Oh, I hope Envy likes tacos... I can believe all I could afford was tacos! I should've brought more money..."
Ed looked over to where Envy was. He saw the sin limp, under the tree. "Envy! Are you alright?" Ed ran over to the sin and placed the food down beside him.
"Hmm, smells good." the sin muttered, suddenly becoming full of life.
"What were you doing?" asked Ed, who was clearly worried, "You looked like you were unconscious."
"Yeah, that Mustang guy jumped me, so I pretended to faint." said Envy cooly as he examined the food, "I think he thought he hurt me. The idiot took off!"
Ed sighed whilst Envy laughed. "Come on, Envy. Let's hurry and eat so we can go home."
A/N: Oh god! A bad chapter!
There you go, 'what the vell'. I gave them tacos, just like you wanted!