It was a good thing they had a week to get ready for the big school event. It was the perfect excuse to avoid Sasuke like the plague. He couldn't even look at the guy. Which was why he was grateful Sauske was also busy, other wise he would of totally noticed. But at last, the dreaded day had come, the day of the actual school event. Once this was over Saskue would go back to picking on him, figure out his little dilemma and tease him relentlessly for the rest of his miserable life.
That and he had to wear a mini skirt. How embarrassing.
"Hurry the hell up!" the class president yelled as she banged on the door of the boys locker room "We're going to be late!"
"And that would be a bad thing?"
"How the hell do you put these on?"
"Kiba, I think you got that on backwards."
"GAH!"
"Owch! I cut myself with the razor! Anyone got a band aid?!"
"Jesus, is this seriously what girls do everyday?"
"Why would they put themselves through all this?"
"Cause we want to look pretty." Came the dull response of the class press "Now get your asses out here."
Hesitantly the boys opened the door and walked out. Now, I am aware that most of you people reading this are probably thinking "Oh I bet they look so kawii desu!" cause of this being a yaoi and all, but let me assure you that they weren't. Oh they were far from it. The top part of their uniforms was made too tight, as if to remind the world that they were in fact boys, and not girls. Kiba had refused to shave so everyone had the glory of seeing Kiba's hairy legs, were as Rock Lee's legs were covered in bandages. Their hairs were a miss cause they tried to use hair Prada, which they had no idea how to use, and made it look worse. And to top it all off, the make-up they were wearing did not help them. AT ALL.
"THIS was YOUR idea."
There was an uncomfortable silence.
"Well, say SOMETHING."
The class president gulped.
"Y-You guys look…C…C…Cu- Oh I can't even say it!" she then covered her now tearstained face and fled "I just don't have it in me!"
"Come back here!"
"She…she ran off."
"Can you blame her?"
They all sighed in defeat.
"Do we REALLY have to do this?"
No one wanted to answer that. Shino sighed.
"Come on, let's at least wipe the crap off our faces and see if we can wash the stuff out of our hair."
Nodding in agreement, they headed back into the boys locker room to prepare themselves one last time.
They missed the ceremonial speech the principle made every year at the beginning of the school competition so they hadn't missed much. If anything they were right on time. They then took a deep breath as they headed towards their first cheering destination, the soccer field.
What was once the cheering of excited fans became utter silence as they watched the boys walk up to the sidelines. Even their team players looked tense. Which was why, as you probably of guessed, resulted in them playing a bad game.
"It was like… the moment you guys showed up the strength in my legs was gone…"
"Dude I was too disturbed to move."
"I couldn't even focus knowing you guys were looking at me."
It was like their cheering had a destructive power that made any team loose. Cause it wasn't just the soccer team that lost-
"What the hell just happened?!"
"We were winning!"
"But then these dorks showed up!"
The basketball players then began to throw basketballs at them.
"Get the fuck out!"
.
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.
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And with that they had "permission" not to participate in any more cheering.
"Welp, I'm beat." Kiba commented as he flopped onto the field of grass beside the other boys.
"Yeah, me too."
"They, they hate us…" Lee's eyes began to tear up "they actually hate us…"
"Aw come now Lee, we weren't so bad."
"We weren't?"
"Shut-up Shino."
Naruto remained silent however. He was just down right too humiliated to speak.
"So what now?"
"You think the girls are playing?"
Shino then snorted at Kiba's optimism, which in turn earned him a smack up side the head.
"The hell was that for?"
"You know damn well what for."
"No, no I don't. Enlighten me."
The tension between the two boys was immense. Lee looked around nervously, not entirely sure what to do.
"Uh, I'm…I'm going to go use the restroom…"
He got up slowly and tried to creep pass them, but they didn't care. They didn't even move. They were both too intensely glairing at each other as if it could somehow beat the other person up with telekinetic punches.
Choji sighed as he rested his head on his hand. Seriously? This was like the umpteenth time this week.
"Jesus, get a room you two." They then looked at Choji who was closing his eyes and rubbing his temples "I swear it's like you two are an an angry couple or something."
They both immediately blushed and looked away from each other. Aaaawkwaaard… change the subject, CHANGE THE SUBJECT!
"S-so uh, you think the boys volleyball team is still playing?"
Naruto's ears perked up at that.
"Beats me. What do you think Naruto?"
Naruto stood up, dusted the grass strains stuck to his legs, and looked around.
"I don't know. Imma go check it out."
"Great, I'll go-" but Naruto was already off "with. you…" Kiba then pouted as watched his best friend leave. Well, at least he still had Choji.
Just then someone's cell phone went off.
"Yikes!" Choji exclaimed as he saw his caller ID "I gotta go take this!"
Kiba's eyes widened in fear.
"Wait! Don't leave me here with-!" But Choji was already up and gone "H-him…"
Kiba gulped. If there was one person he did NOT want to be alone with, it was with him.
"…"
"S-so uh… nice weather we're having, uh?"
Shino merely shrugged his shoulders. Kiba huddled his arms around his clamped legs and avoided making eye contact. The awkwardness between them was so painful that it was actually starting to hurt. Kiba began biting his bottom lip, where the hell was everybody?
"SQUEE! We love you Sasuke-Kun!"
"Go Sasuke Go!"
"…" Naruto blinked a couple of times. Wow there was a lot of girls. It was like there was a wall around the entire court. Regardless he tried to get a better view by jumping up and down but was out of luck. He was then elbowed by the girl in front of him and fell into a puddle of mud. The two girls in front of him turned to glair at him.
"Watch where you're going!"
"Freak!"
Naruto winced as he stood up and rubbed his stomach. He then started walking around to see if he could get a better view. But the girls were everywhere.
"…there's no way I'm going to be able to see is there?"
And sure enough the sound of the horn was heard and it was the end of the game. Naruto sighed as he then looked down at himself.
What the hell am I even doing? I look like an idiot. …and I feel like one too.
He then turned himself around and slowly walked away.