Chapter 11 plotting and pranks
A/N this will be the last chapter I write for the next four to five months, I am leaving for the navy and will not be near a computer. Sorry but as soon as I get back I will try to write another chapter.
The room was silent, Severus was stunned, Lily, Cissy, Lucius, Draco and the twins were all to shocked to say anything. Fred broke the silence.
"What do you mean the war against Dumbledork is starting? And what is Snape talking about with it being a gruesome sight at the burrow?"
"I mean, when the portkey activated I landed in the living room of the burrow and was faced with Ginny saying I'm her mate, and Dumbledore was saying things about the greater good and how that because I was a hero and he wanted to help me in this cruel world, how he wanted me under his thumb, and in his control. Then Ginny stated I was not her mate that Hermione was her mate and that they wanted to switched sides and Ginny killed Molly Weasley and I killed Auther Weasley. So now we begin the real war." Harry sat down on the couch next to his mother.
"Wait you did that to Auther Weasley? What spell did you use?" Severus was curious yet shocked that harry was able to such a thing.
"Yes I did it. I turned him inside out and ripped his heart out. The spell is in parsletounge and so useable to everyone in but myself and tom." Harry answered.
"So what's the battle plan?" George asks, hoping to use some their more dangerous pranks.
"We wait till he makes his move. But what I need you two to do is follow me to the gardens. We'll be right back."
In the garden the boys walked over to a bench, the twins were waiting for Harry to explain himself.
"I need you two to play some seemingly harmless pranks on those who support Dumbledore, but make it look like his work, we want them thinking he has gone crazy, then I want you to make some real mayhem at the ministry. Do what you like there, until the ministry repeals some of its new laws I want them in a total state of chaos, everyday something new. Make it look like your work and something darker, get your older brothers in on it, plus maybe Ginny, and mione they do know how to piss them off real good. Its time to earn the title prankster KINGS!" Harry was grinning evilly. The twins had the same look in their eyes. "But the store can't stop making money, if you need help don't hesitate to ask, I am here to help."
"Well this-"
"Is going to be-"
"Fun and a challenge." Fred finished.
"Well Fred looks like we got our work cut out for us for" turning to Harry "How long do you want us to do this for? And what happens if we run out of supplies?" George was thinking of all the beautiful pranks they would get to play.
"Lets say one month, and if at the end if at the end of the month the ministry heeds my commands then you can stop, but if they don't it could go on indefinitely. As to supplies leave me a list of things you need every three days or as you need, and I will talk with my contacts. You just do what you do best." Harry stood and held his hand out to the twins. Both Fred and George stood and took his hand, "It's been a pleasure doing business with you." they said at the same time.
"Just do the maurderers proud."
(Hogwarts School)
"Damn why can't things go according to plan? That's right because I am dealing with humans not animals dealing with idiots that have a thinking mind. Well so long as the ministry doesn't change back the new marriage law, I will have what I want, because then Draco will be forced to marry Hermione and Ginny will be forced to marry Harry, for anyone of less than pure blood status will have to marry someone that is a pureblood. I know Harry is married to Draco but the new law does not allow same sex marriages. So their marriage will be null and void as of tomorrow. No matter what it was they did to bind themselves to each other." Dumbledore was talking to himself in his office.
"You know talking to ones self is usually a sign of going crazy, maybe one of us should forward in time and pick a new headmaster? Actually hearing you talk about ruining one of the students life but a bunch of students life, I think all four of us will be coming back to help put this school and world right again." The picture of Salazar Slytherin said, looking at the other three founders. All of them nodded their approval of the plan. The four pictures all rippled and out stepped the four legends of Hogwarts.
The current headmaster sputtered as he had no idea they could do that. "Wait just a minute you can't just take over! I am the Headmaster!" Dumbledore finally found his voice.
"No you were the headmaster, now you are just a power hungry wizard without a school to hide behind. Now that we have returned the students must be told immediately. Then we will deal with the ministry and this stupid marriage law." Salazar sat down in the chair that was once Albus'. "You are no longer welcome in this school now leave." The very wards that Albus had put up were the ones to expel him from the grounds.
Damn, now how am I supposed to get control of the wizarding world? I guess its time to go through the ministry. Or go dark. Depends on how much the founders block my path.
(The founder's office)
"Sal, the owls have been sent and the students should know by late tonight early tomorrow, then we can bring in each year, test them to see what we can teach them and weed out those who have learned all they can." Rowena said conjuring up a fluffy chair.
"Sounds like a good idea Helga can you contact all the current staff and have them here by 2 pm tomorrow so we can see who to keep and who to fire. Godric I think you and I need to see our heir Harry Potter." Sal, said getting out of his chair, and moving to the fireplace.
"Great idea except he is not mine he is yours. Mine all died off years ago. I think." Godric was saddened by this thought. Then thought of the fact that he was alive and young, it had possibilities.
"Actually he is from your line the potters are your direct descendents. I know Harry is a mix of things from both mother and father, but he is still a pureblood wizard. All though everyone seems to think otherwise. So how about we get going, finding him shouldn't be that hard. Just send an owl to him asking him to come here. Or we could just go to Malfoy manor." Sal was trying to cheer up his best friend and figure out the best way to get to the boy without him thinking it was a trap.
"It's probably better to go to him, he won't think it a trap as much of we did that. Plus I want to see his new home and his husband and father in law." Godric was now excited about seeing his heir in person.
(Malfoy manor)
"Harry, can I talk with you for a few minutes?" Lilly came into the library he was in.
"Sure thing mum, what's up?" Harry put his book down onto his lap. He was reading a book on creature crossing.
"What are you reading?"
"A book to help me with tonight's transformation, considering I am part falcon, part Elvin, and wizard. It's not going to be fun from what I have read so far. It's going to be painful. What did you want to talk to me about?"
"I have heard that Dumbledore is no longer headmaster but is now in control of the ministry, I have yet to hear who is in charge of the school. But I wanted to ask you if you plan on having children? I know you have always wanted a family, and I am sorry that I couldn't be there for you when you were growing up. But I had to stay hidden away from the world, for fear of Dumbledore, and his fried turkey order." Lilly was sad and was missing her husband and tom but she had to help her son through his tough time tonight.
"Really so the old fool is no longer in charge nice, and yes Dra and I plan on kids and I do want a family and don't worry about not being there, you're here now and that is what counts. And Dumbledore no longer has an order it left him for me. I am curious as to who is now the headmaster." Harry got up and started pacing. "Someone is here…" Harry left the room at a run.
(Front door)
"Sal are you sure this is the right house? I mean it's so 'dark'." Godric was apprehensive about going in.
"Yes it is the right house I can feel his power and its coming towards us." Sal moved to the side of the door.
The front door opened to reveal a young man in his mid teens that had dark hair, and bright green eyes and had a curious look on his face.
"Can I help you? holy shit you're the founders except two are missing?" Harry was confused how come people who were dead alive again and at his front door.
"Mr. Potter? I am Salazar Slytherin, but you obviously knew that and this is Godric and we have come to talk to about the damage Albus Dumbledore has done to your life and to help you fight your next big battle." Sal thought he would be bluntly honest with Harry.
"Its Malfoy now but what can you do to fix all the things Albus has done to me?" Harry ushered them into the manor and into the sitting room.
"easy we can turn back time and undo all the worthless killings that have happened or we can just bring back the dead if you don't want to take the chance of something changing in the now if you went back in time." Godric was good at being blunt and confusing at the same time.
"Wait you guys can bring back the dead? Like all the way? I thought that was not possible." Harry was confused.
"Only those of great power and old knowledge can do it. All of the founders can but we only do it in extreme cases." Salazar said looking at, Harry as if he was waiting for him to make up his mind as to weather or not he wanted to raise the dead.