Title: The Beginning
Author: Mrpointyhorns
Rating: PG-13
Pairing(s): Stan/Kyle
Beta: none
Spoilers: none
Summary: Kyle and Stan are just beginning a relationship when they're told unnerving news, it may or may not be true, however it may or may not ruin the relationship.
Fifteen Years Later+
The big game was only hours away, school was still in session, but for Kyle school was on the back burner. Even as, or especially as he made his way to his second to last English class he could not concentrate on school.
Stan found time to pull Kyle aside as classes changed. A bright smile on his face, "I get to play tonight Kyle. Not only that but I get to start as quarter-back! I'm so excited. My parents are even coming since its homecoming."
"Your parents?" Kyle face fell, he looked upset. Stan's face fell as well he thought Kyle would be happy for him. As soon as Kyle saw Stan's shoulders slump he smiled jokingly, "It's just with your Mom there I wouldn't be your biggest fan tonight."
It only took a moment for Stan to realize that Kyle had tugged his leg. He returned Kyle funny smile and shrugged. "You can be my biggest fan tomorrow night."
Kyle flushed brightly but continued smiling. He did not forget about tomorrow night, but being reminded about it made the whole night so real.
The looked on Kyle's face made Stan smile even more. He leaned in to press a kiss to Kyle's lips. "I'll see you later, Kyle."
"Yeah later," Kyle agreed dreamily.
After Stan disappeared around the corner Kyle headed to the front office. In a show of skill he ended up distracting the ladies at the desk enough to grab their hall passes. He quickly, but neatly scribbled out an excuse. Then he slipped out with the ladies still in a panic.
He hurried down that hall and into room 213 the economics class, a class that Cartman obviously did not need. "Mr. Broflovski?"
"The principal needs to see Cartman. He's in trouble for a bigotry comment on the bathroom wall." Kyle smiled innocently. "Not all Jews are fags."
The teacher knew this was a reasonable excuse after all Cartman tended to make many comments just like that. He excused Cartman and did not think twice when Cartman grabbed all of his things.
"Come on. I think we have about five minutes before the staff settles back down." Kyle made a beeline to the back door. The two silently and successfully ditched class. "How'd you do it?" Kyle asked as they made it to the corner.
"I had a few of my companies pull some strings. The coach and his son just received the world's worst instantly won vacation. Although it's not terrible enough to be suspicious it's pretty bad." Cartman smiled. He thought about taking out the kid's knee but decided that was too iffy, and might turn around to bite Stan in the butt. He turned the corner and began to head in the direction Kyle went, assuming that Kyle was delivering his end of the arrangement.
It was not long until he realized that Kyle was leading him to his house. "Kyle, where's Butters?"
Kyle smiled remaining silent until he led Cartman to Cartman's room. Swinging the door open he stepped aside. He snickered dryly at the look of shock and awe on Cartman's face.
Lying on the bed, his arms tied to the head board, his feet tied to opposite end posts, was Butters. He was naked, lubed and looking as always delicious.
"Eric," Butters giggled, he looked rather happy to see him, and not just in his face. "Kyle said I should be blunt. I want to go to Homecoming with you, and I want to teach me about love making."
Cartman didn't even bother giving Kyle a good-job look. He simply slammed his door shut and ordered Kyle to fuck off. Kyle of course did because he really had no interest in the pair anymore then reasonable.