Hey! As I told pmw065, I would update before the end of the month. And I'm five days late... Oh well! XD Anyway, I will have a lot of time on my hands during the end of school. It ends on June 15, 2012 not June 15, 2102. As some of you may think. O_O LOL Anyway I have a week of finals and shtuff (hehe that's a fun way to spell stuff) then I'll be free for almost the whole summer and you'll be able to expect updates about twice a week. So yeah. *happy face* OH! And since a couple people have wanted this! There will be the slightest hint of Kaldur/Roy. Basically it's just a prank. No kissing, saying deep fellings about each other, etc. It's just a prank Wally and Dick pull!

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Enjoy!

After getting over her bat-paranoia, Zatanna then went to the Fortress of Solitude. It smelled like coffee.

Zatanna walked in on Artemis and Ollie who were fan-girling about some new bow that was coming out soon. Something about being able to fit pistashios nuts in it...? She didn't want to know. Dinah and Iris were talking about setting up an interview about the adoption of Artemis with the Blonde Bird and Ollie. Wally and Barry were in a lesson on how to get girls. It looked like he wasn't going to get too many females any time soon. It looked like Megan and Conner were doing something. That involved the thing in your mouth that helped you taste. Ew. Oh! And there was Kaldur and Roy talking about a new book that was coming out by their favorite author.

Zatanna then saw the Boy Blusher.

He was staring at his new iPhone that he got from Bruce for the his hey-It's-a-while-till-your-birthday-but-let's-bring-some-girls-over, party.(remember? chapter four)

"Whatchya looking at Dick." Zatanna asked, smirking at his name. She could be so mean sometimes.

Something no one ever thought would ever happen. Ever. Had just occurred. Zatanna, the magician who always made loud noises with her heels, had just scared the Boy Wonder. The Boy Wonder. Defender of Gotham City. Trained by THE BATMAN! How the heck did that just happen? (I'm semi-religious, I don't usually curse. Sorry if it sounds awkward *shrugs*)

The "Boy Wonder" was now hanging on the chandelier that was a good ten feet off the ground from the couch. Cue raising eyebrows in suspicion.

"Are you sure you were trained by Batman and not Catwoman?" Zatanna asked Dick.

"Ha. Ha. Very funny." Dick retorted as he jumped down from the chandelier; landing gracefully on his feet without making a sound.

A girl average looking girl with black hair opened the front door of the suite.

"Hey Artemis, Wally. Is everyone ready to go?" the girl asked.

Zatanna looked at the girl suspiciously. "Uh... Who is this?" she asked pointing to the girl. "And how did she get in the room without a key?"

The girl semi-glared in her direction, then stuck her hand out. "Alex Stevenson. My mom is the captain of the boat, so I just stole one of her keys."

Zee looked at the hand that Alex had outstretched. She smiled small smile then shook it, looking into the other girl's eyes. "I'm Zoey Zatarra."

Alex winked. "Wouldn't happen to be related to Zatarra the superhero, now would you?"

Everyone in the room just stopped and stared. Even Megan and Conner stopped sucking each other's faces to look at her.

Megan set up a mental link.

We must kill her! She knows too much! Dick said jokingly.

Zatanna glared at him from behind Alex's back. No moron we're not killing her!

M'gann cut off the link just as Zatanna turned back to face Alex. She let go of her hand and smiled a fake smile. "No," Zatanna said. "I'm not. My father's name was Giovanni."

"Was?"

"He's... not... really around anymore." Zatanna said as she rubbed the back of her neck sheepishly. (ZATANNA DON'T RUB YOU'RE NECK! I did that the other night and I found a huge spider crawling around my neck.)

Alex hugged Zee. "I haven't seen my dad in almost a year."

"I haven't seen him in three months, so I guess you have more experience on how to handle it." Zatanna said.

"Of course I do," Alex said as she broke apart from the hug. "Eating junk food, pranking people, watching movies while in the jacuzzi, I could keep going on if I wanted to.

"So," Alex said turning to the rest of the teenagers. "Ready to go?"

"Ready to go where?" Megan asked the non-super hero teen.

"To the Foot Jammer of course." Alex explained. "Where else?"

Conner stepped up, defending his girl. "Hey, watch it captain's kid. Don't talk to her like that; it was a simple question."

Alex seemed offended. "And I was giving a simple answer. Was I not?"

Wally had to cough to cover his laugh. Artemis hit him on the shoulder and starred whispering stern things to him. Even Kaldur and Roy popped a smile.

Muttering such mean things that even the meanest people in the world would glare at him for being rude, Conner looked down at the ground in defeat.

Alex's upper lip raised for a moment in a victory smile, before putting her hands on her hips. Her face was expressionless; like she was trained by the Dark Knight himself.

"Alright," the victor of the arguement ordered. "Let's go, I'm so hungry that I could eat a horse."

Wally sighed in defeat before whispering "Been there, done that. I'd really rather not do that again." to Artemis, who laughed.

"Seriously," she asked once everyone had poured out of the room. "You've done that?"

Wally banged his head against the wall before opening the door for Artemis.

"Age before beauty." Wally smirked. But he forgot the one major comeback that everyone knew.

"Then shouldn't I be holding the door open for you?" Artemis asked, putting her hips.

Wally banged his head on the door for the second time that day.

So how'd I do? Sorry that it's short and not well written. I probably typed this up in about an hour or so. This is dedicated to my mom. Who just turned 43 yesterday. I love you more than words can relate mommy! (yes I'm a mommy AND a daddy's girl) I will definately post again before the end of the month. Thank you guys so much for being awesome readers and reviewers. You guys just really touch me that you can put up with my busy life style. That you guys are still R&R-ing is just... so amazing, you won't believe how much I love you guys.

By the way if you have some free time, you might want to look up the Marvel super-hero Blue Ear. It's a very touching story. (Thank you guys at Marvel for helping this poor little boy. I hope he gets well soon and that his surgery goes smoothly. I'll pray for you Anthony!)

Thank you for sticking by me. Words can't express how grateful I am. No I'm not ending the story. As it may sound, but I'm not so don't worry. If YOU (not an OC YOU) want to make an appearance in this story. PLEASE PM ME! So far a real life friend of mine, LouissaSpitfire, and I are making them. If you do though, just give me a name (I don't care if it's Sacajawea just give me a name that's appropriate) and I line or two of something that you'd say in real life, and I'll put you in.

LAST THING! I don't know where I'll have them go on the cruise. If I make them go to Europe, they'll have to go through the Mediterranian Sea, which has pirates in it. Or the Carribean, where there's nice, peaceful things going on. Or maybe even Japan. I don't know. Where ever you guys want. So which ever thing gets the most votes by the begging of next chappy is where I'll have them go.

Alright, I'm done with this seriously long A/N. So I'm going to sleep now. I have to write a stupid DBQ for my EIGHT DAY SOCIAL STUDIES FINAL. So I have to go now. Peace out homedogs! ;D

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