Me: These is only one thing you need to know on how to many a girl black out
Nao: What, be you?
Me: No, be good -winks-
Natsuki: You're such a cheater, Shu
Me: I am not a cheater, I am faithful!
Nao: -laughs hysterically-
Me: HEY!
Natsuki: -rolls around laughing-
Shizuru: -giggling-
Me: -.-
Chapter 11 - Talking to Girls (lying)
Ahhh Saturday. The day of the week when I get to sit back, relax, and lay in bed all day. I bet Kuga will forget all about my lesson and just let me sleep. This way I can stay in bed forever and just sink into my cushion… and dream about Ricchan and Suki, and let them just sink into my mind…
Oh how awesome would it be if they both fell for me and I got to date them at the same time? Oh shit what it I got to have a threesome with them… a cute blonde… a badass reject… oh dear god, I'm gonna have dirty dreams when I take this nap!
I can't waaait. Maybe I can have a lucid dream so that I'll be able to control what's going on in them. I sighed and snuggled closer into my bed, feeling much more tired. I'm going to enjoy this Saturday…
KNOCK KNOCK
"You're fucking kidding me." I muttered, lifting my head and rolling onto my back, "What do you want?" I yelled.
My door swung open and revealed Kuga, standing there in her pajamas. Shorts and a tank top. Shit, my lesson. I don't get how she can just walk in here like that, I mean obviously I'm going back to bed! Let me sleep! She strolled in and smirked at me, "Hey, can I talk to you?" she asked, closing the door behind her.
I pushed my blankets down, nodding and sitting up. She smiled and came to sit on the end of my bed. She took a deep breath and sighed it out, looking up at me, "Nao, I really need to talk to you about something." she said somberly, looking back down immediately.
Thinking this over, maybe is wasn't about my lesson. It looked like she really had something important to talk about… Oh dear god… "Oh dear god, what is it?" I asked.
She scooted slightly closer to me and sighed again, "Look, I've been having really weird feelings and I wanted to know what you think. I mean, this could cause a lot of problems in the Angels if I make the wrong choice. And I don't want to break apart the house, or my class, so I really need your help with this, Nao." she said, putting her hand on mine.
I kept my eyes from widening and suppressed my blush. What the hell was she about to say? Did she like me again and is she going to say that she doesn't want Shizuru to go crazy jealous again? Or is she telling me she's sticking to Shizuru and is forgetting all about me? I must know! "What's going on, Mutt?" I asked. What, you expect me to lose the nickname? Whatever..
She squeezed my hand and sighed again, looking up at me with a heavy blush. I no, she likes me again!
Say something, Yuuki!
"I think I love Chie."
…
WHAT!
I tried my hardest not to scream at her and took a deep breath. Maybe if I just think about this rationally and calmly, I won't yell and I won't upset her more that she obviously already is. Nao, just saying something honest and meaningful, like, "How the fuck can you love Chie!"
Good job. You dumbass.
Natsuki let go of my hand and stuck out her tongue in disgust, "Ew, I don't. I can't believe you fell for that."
…
WHAT!
She got up and shook out her arms, groaning in anger, "Why would you think I love Chie! Ew, Nao, I thought you thought I was better than that. I mean we're friends but will never cross that line with her again!"
"Again?" I asked, looking up at her with wide eyes.
She returned the expression and scoffed, "That was a hell of a long time ago. Anyway, you passed your test. That was part of your lesson. One way to get girls is to know how to talk to them. Obviously I was sad and seeking compassion and thank Kami you didn't believe me when I said I loved Chie. Any other girl would have fallen for it and would have tried to give me advice." she said, sneering.
I chuckled to myself and smirked, "I know you too well, Kuga." I said, getting up off my bed with her. I stretched and yawned, trying to wake myself up. "So what, you're going to teach me how to act?" I asked, wondering if all I had to do was lie. I was good at that.
"No, I'm going to teach you how to talk." she said, turning towards me and smirking, "I'll show you.. that if you talk a bit slower.. deeper," she said, taking a step towards me, "and breath a little deeper… that girls will think.. that you're horny and sexy. It'll make them horny too…" she said, acting out her own instructions.
I stood firm though and didn't let it faze me. "Well that obviously did nothing to me." I said.
But she just smirked and tapped my cheek, "You're blushing, dear."
Damnit… I shook her hand off and glared at her, "Is that it?" I asked, wondering how many more demonstrations I was going to have to wait through. Hopefully not too many, because I will not be able to listen to her with that breathy, deep, flowly, sexy… irresistible voice… Damnit!
"Nope," she said simply, going to my door and opening it again, "You need to be able to sound sad, worried, confident and sexy. And also body language to mimic that." she said, smirking at me, "And stop thinking about my sexy voice, you're getting redder by the second." she said, leaving my room and closing the door behind her.
Damn her. Damn her and those tiny shorts and that sexy voice to hell!
Teach me, please!
I met Kuga by the door after getting dressed. Ahhh October air, it was so fucking amazing. Crisp and clean, but not cold enough to make you shiver. A nice morning with a slight breeze and the sun blocked by the clouds. If there was ever a day to go on a walk, this would be it. Hell, I even wish I had a girlfriend so we could have a picnic or something.
"What the hell are you day-dreaming about, Spider?" Kuga asked, raising her brows at me.
I glared at her, but got an idea. I shrugged and went up to her, opening the door for us, "I was just thinking about how nice it is to have a pretty girl to walk with this morning." I said, smiling at her.
She paused and nodded at me, "Keep talking like that and I might not have to teach you much." she said, smirking and leaving outside. I was kinda mad she didn't have any reaction, but I followed her anyways. We walked down the path and went in the direction of the other dorms, which were a little ways away.
And in that time, she talked, "Alright Nao, What you said a little bit ago was good. But it's not just about talking, it's about body language too. If you would have smiled a little less and looked more sincere, I would have believed it. Maybe you would have even got me to blush."
I chuckled and nodded, "I never thought that you were be the person to blush such a bright red color; what if your hair and all. But you blush so hard!" I asked, grinning at her and tapping her cheek.
She glared at me and swatted my hand away, shaking her head at me, "Focus! You only really need to know about to things that are necessary for seducing or picking up women. Being sincere and drawing them to you, and being confident and going after them. Make them follow you by showing them real emotions, and keep them there by showing your confidence." she said.
"So bring 'em in by lying and keep 'em there by lying?" I asked.
"Yup." she answered, smirking and stopping. I stopped too and raised my brows, "Alright, this is how this is going to work. I'm going to tell you one more thing, and then give you your assignment. Don't complete it, and you sleep in Alyssa's room tonight."
My eyes widened, "But I've never been in her room before! She scares me…" I said, ending in a whisper.
Natsuki shook her head and sighed, "I'm sorry, but it must be done. Now, when you're being sincere, remember to try and be as touchy as possible. Not overly touchy and not sexually touchy. Remember, your cat that you saved ran away and you're worried for it again. Now if a girl asks you to go somewhere with her, start being confident. Forget the damn kitten, cat, dog thing and just focus on her. Watch her, listen to her, and try and be as attentive as possible.
"I want you to kiss her. No, have her kiss you. Don't touch her until she kisses you and don't ask her for a kiss. She has to do it herself and she cannot be the one to end it. Do that, and you won't have to sleep with Alyssa." she said, nodding at me and shoving her hand in her pockets. "Do this and all you have is two more lessons, and then you're an Angel."
"Fuck yea…" I muttered, grinning. Natsuki laughed at me and rolled her eyes, turning around walking back down the path we came from. I took a deep breath and kept on walking in the direction of the other dorms. So really Kuga's lesson is lying! But I guess not… I was lying, but I was also learning to talk. If I knew how to talk to girls then I could also do that with the truth and it'd just be a little different than it is now.
Hey… Kuga never said no cheating…
I smirked and walked on, looking for one girl in particular. Ricchan, here I come!
I walked along to where I knew most third years lived. But on the way, a familiar face crossed my line of vision. A girl to whom I knew would help me finish my assignment. Someone I knew liked me. I smirked quickly before changing me appearance a bit.
Shove my hands in my pockets, hunch over a bit, look down, frown and sigh often. Got it. I kept on walking down the path to where I knew I would be seen and looked up every so often, like I was looking for something. Finally, she stepped in front of me and looked at me with a worried face, "Nao-sama? Are you okay?"
I looked up and smiled sadly, "Hey Suki, you haven't seen a kitten round here, have you?" I asked, looking behind her again.
She side stepped into my line of vision again and shook her head, "No, why, is it important? Did it steal something of yours?" she asked, looking around angrily.
I put a hand on her shoulder and chuckled softly, "No, nothing like that. It's just that I used to take of of that kitten because I found it in an alley in town. I've had it for about a week but it ran away this morning. I'm worried, you know?" I said, shrugging and looking down again.
She stopped and smiled softly. Take the bait…. Take. The. Bait!
"Why don't we walk together and look for it, huh? Does that sound okay?" she asked, smiling at me again and nodding towards the forest. I nodded back and followed behind her, remembering what Kuga said. Alright, I got her alone, now I just need to act confident. Forget the kitten.
Hell, there wasn't even a real kitten. I could say Mikoto but she's always disappearing to hang out with Mai. Anyway!
I focused all my attention and thoughts on Suki. Suki Suki Suki. Short, bruenette, blue eyes, and totally into me. This could be easy. We kept on walking; her looking ahead of us and me looking at her. She was looking for a kitten, and I was looking at a donkey.
I chuckled mentally and kept walking. Eventually she looked back at me, noticing my staring, but she didn't stop walking, "Nao-sama, aren't you worried about the kitten?"
Stopping, I sighed and nodded, "Yea, sorry I'm just distracted I guess. You know… beautiful scenery and all…" I muttered, looking the other way and walking forward. From the corner of my eye I saw her blush and scramble to follow me. Alright Nao, confidence… "I think that maybe we should rest now." I said, stopping by a tree and sitting on the autumn leaves.
That's another reason why I love October, instant beds; anywhere, anytime. Suki nodded and sat by my head, looking around us.
Was she still looking for that damn cat? Ugh… "I think you can stop looking now, Suki. I feel much better just being with you." I said, smiling at her while rolling my head backwards.
Again, she blushed. Sitting back against the tree, I saw her tapping her fingers against her thigh. Damnit, I need her to kiss me. But I can't ask her for a kiss, which means I have to make it painfully obvious that I want her to kiss me. Drastic times call for drastic measures.
And so, I pulled out the oldest trick in the book. I stared at her lips. I stared at her lips until she noticed, I licked my own lips and then quickly looked at her eyes as if I had been caught.
Why does that work again?
But of course it worked. She kept on blushing and leaned down, her forehead passing my chin and her kissing me from over my head. Mentally I was smirking and physically I was kissing her back. So, its about reeling them in and keeping em there.
Oh holy fucking shit what if she thinks we're going out? I can't randomly flirt with other girls to become an Angel with this chick getting mad at me every time for no reason! Hell, Mikoto has to teach me how to be cute and she sits right next to me, and Suki's in our class. Not to mention Mai, damnit.
Ahhhh, what do I do!
But slowly, Suki pulled away and shook her head, "I'm sorry Nao-sama, but I can't do this. I know that you like me and all, and you're really charming, but I have a girlfriend at a different school." she said, standing up and running back in the direction of her dorms.
Oh, crisis averted…
Wait a minute… I liked her? She likes me! Whoa, she's got this backwards! She likes me, not the other way around! And she has a girlfriend, what the hell?
Fuck, did I just get turned down by a girl I don't even like?
I sat up and glared at nothing. Or maybe I glared at everything. I have no idea. All I know is that I was pissed! Nao Yuuki does not get turned down!
I'm going to be an Angel and make Suki paaaay!
And make Ricchan mine, for more particular reason other than she's hot.
…Yup
OMAKE
Me: This one was shorter...
Nao: How dare you end it with a girl turning me down!
Me: Hey, I know how you feel
Natsuki: Well, duh you get turned down all the time, Shu
Nao: Yea, we all know that.
Chie: Shu you're turned down every time you walk outside
Shizuru: Ara, I must agree
Me: -.- I hate you all.
Chie: Don't lie!
Natsuki: YOU LOVE US
Me: I hope you die. By fire