Teto's Rage

By Masterap

Master: I'm running out of ideas!!-(

Sorry friends, I'll do the best I can!!

Oh and uh…Link…it's a funny story, just read please.

"Hello?!" shouted Link while wondering inside of Hyrule Castle.

"Link! Is that you? Oh thank the gods that you are here! Teto came and tied me up because she is on her period!!" shouted the Queen/King

"Where are you? Not that it matters." Link said to himself.

"I don't know! I'm blindfolded!!" said the King/ Queen.

Just then, Teto came out of a room with a huge sword and skull shield. She was wearing armor that looked liked it was made out of bones.

"Hello Link. I'm glad to see that you are okay." Teto lied.

"What the Hell is wrong with you?" Link said.

"Why, nothing silly. JUST YOUR DEATH!!!!!!" Teto shouted as she rushed Link.

Link was taking by surprise but dodged her blow and withdrew his Master Sword. (Ha, Master! That's me!)

"I don't know what kind of drugs you're on, but I want some! Uh….I meant to say…DIE!!!!" Link said as he charged towards Teto easily dodged the blow. Link then grabbed his sword in both hands and rushed Teto again.

Teto blocked with her shield but it broke into tons of little pieces.

The battle was on…

Teto grabbed her sword and charged into Link. Link jumped in the air and he did a somersault. While he was coming down he came had his blades tip face the ground while aiming for Teto. Teto moved out of the way just in time as Link hit the ground. Teto was knocked back by the force of the shock and hit the wall, but then she kicked off the wall just in time as Link blocked her attack.

They were both interlocking blades. Both were fighting to gain control but neither could do it.

Teto was going to play dirty as she reached for her back pocket and pulled out a dagger.

Link saw this attempt and immediately let go and kicked off backwards just as Teto swung where he had just been moments ago. Linked kicked off the wall and came flying towards Teto but she also kicked off the wall as well. When the both hit a huge sound of metal came as they were swinging their swords crazy.

Link backed off and started jumping off the walls. Teto did the same and the wall chase was on.

It was difficult to tell who was chasing who but then they some how both ended up on the floor in the main hall.

They both rushed each other and sliced at the same time. They passed each other and stood there very still.

There was no noise.

Everything seemed to halt as if watching with anticipation.

The air was so- "GET ON WITH IT!!!!!!"

Teto fell first. Blood was already soaking her shoulder wound. She would live, but it would hurt her forever.

Link stood still as his shirt ripped off. She hadn't hit him, but slashed him clear across his chest. If it had been a direct hit, he would be dead right now.

The battle was over.

Link was searching for the Queen/King everywhere and eventually found it.

Link took off its blindfold as it stared at the bare-chested Link.

"Oh!!!! I see that you are shirtless!!" the Queen/King said while giving a school girl laugh.

"Are you hitting on me?" Link said as he was desperately looking for something to wear.

"What are you doing?" the Queen/King said.

"Trying to find a shirt so I can live comfortably in peace. Normally it wouldn't bother me, but it is now because you are staring at me." Link said while looking harder.

He found something, but it was a pink shirt with the word Courage on it. He was desperate and immediately put it on.

The Queen/King was saddened..

"Oh and by the was gaywad, we need to go and find some dumbass who plays the harp and the guitar and have them restore power to the master sword." Link said.