A/N: Yay for questions! I force Mello to answer first the ones in e-mail, so please e-mail them! Thank you. ;)
From: Hoko
Subject: Mello/Matt's sexuallity, Near, and hair straighteners
Mello/Matt,
Are you gay? No straight guy is that hot cries. As they say all hot guys are either gay, taken, or fictional. By the way... What did Near ever do to you? You know the two of you could have been friends? -Hoko
P.S. Do you straighten your hair?
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Dear Hoko,
Let's address that Near thing first. Yeah, I've told Mello about what he thought life would be like if he and Near were friends. But man, you should have seen what Near did to Mello back in the Whammy House. Even I couldn't forgive Near! It was just…so…bad. Sigh…it was horrible. Anyway, there.
Oh, and I think I saw Mello holding an iron to his hair, so maybe. Because its either that or he was trying to scar himself again. I doubt it. You know how much he freaked when he got that scar from the bomb? He cried all night, saying he'd never be pretty again. To which I said, "aw, no, you're always pretty to me!"
And blah! As long as the sex feels good and it's not hurting anyone (besides the people who hurt you), gender/sexuality does not matter! Oh crap…! Gotta go
-backspacing-
…Gahd! Matt found out my password last night and has been trying to answer my e-mails by himself. Anyway, don't listen to him. These are MY Beauty Secrets, not his. He barely even has any secrets. …Or beauty. -.-;
Sincerely, Mello
A/N: So…yeah. I'm assuming the –backspacing- part is where Matt tried to run away from Mello and his iron. XD;