So I realize the last chapter was kinda cheesy… But It fit I guess…
I also realized that you get many odd stares when you're wearing a silver cosplay wig. I guess im Prussia today, tho I could be Zero. If Im Prussia, west needs to grab my 5 meters! ;3 Germancest!
Its also fun to have headphones over a wig.
ANYWAYS, onto this chapter! I apologize for the wait.
Chapter 11: Messing with a death scythe
"Good morning Evy." Soul said and Evy's eyes fluttered open. She immediately blushed and smiled.
"Morning Soooooul." She said mockingly and pushed him off the bed. He chuckled.
"Don't you have to get ready for school?" He said. Evy's eyes went wide.
"WHAT TIME IS IT!?" She grabbed her phone and checked the time. 8:17.
"WERE LATE!" Evy yelled and ran to her closet, pulling out clothes. She ran into the bathroom to get ready.
Soul on the other hand put his pants over his boxers and walked into the kitchen looking for something to eat. Maka and Hiro already left, Soul telling them they'd be late.
Evy ran in 15 minutes later with wet hair and a robe on.
"that's sexy." Soul said waiting for his bagel to pop up.
"Gee thanks." Evy opened the fridge, grabbing an apple. She went to go bite it when Soul grabbed it.
"Wanna see something cool?" He said. Evy glared.
"What?" she said. Soul pulled the apple to his lips and bit it. Evy's mouth dropped.
"That was mine you jerk!" Soul laughed.
"Well you have good taste then. It's delicious." POP! The bagel popped out of the toaster and Evy picked it up. She then spread peanut butter on it and bit into it. Soul said nothing, so Evy looked at him. His face was red and blood dripped from his nose.
"What the hell?" Evy said, then realized the top of her robe was slightly open, showing off her fairly sized chest. She squeaked and covered herself.
"Why do you have a nosebleed now? You came in while I was bathing!" Evy yelled. She ran to her room and shut the door, to get dressed.
"Such a cool morning…" Soul said leaning against the counter.
They stopped by Soul and Maka's house on the way to school to get Soul some clothes.
"Soooooul-kun!" Blair said bouncing up in her skimpy little outfit. "I have the answer for you!"
"Not now Blair." Soul said, looking between Evy and the witch.
"But the answer is Rose!" Blair whined.
"Hey wait a minute! Soul! What the hell!" Evy said.
"I uh… I had to find out somehow! Or Hiro wont say yes!" Soul said laughing.
"Fine… let's go!" Evy said walking out the door, Soul behind her. They walked in silence to school and debated whether or not to walk in the middle of class. Soul's face twisted into an evil smile. He opened the door and walked right in.
"HIRO!" He yelled. The meister looked up, along with the rest of the class.
"Evaline Rose Cross!" Soul yelled.
"You got it! Ok. You have my permission!" Hiro yelled back.
"TAKE YOUR SEAT!" Spirit yelled. Looks like he was subbing again. "You too Cross." he said to the door. Evy walked in blushing. They took their seats next to Maka and Hiro.
"So what do you say Evy?" Soul whispered.
"You have to be fancy about this." Evy whispered back.
"Fancy? You want me to get down on one knee and ask you out?" Soul said a little louder.
"DO IT! I DARE YOU!" Patty said turning around. Soul glared at her.
"Come on Soul, that's uncool if you refuse a dare." Hiro said smirking.
"IF THERE IS ANY MORE INTERUPTIONS FROM THE GROUP IN THE BACK, YOU WILL ALL BE SENT TO STEIN'S FOR DETENTION!" that shut them up. The bell rang not to long after.
Standing in the hallway, Soul looked at Evy. He got down on one knee.
"Evaline Rose Cross, will you go out with me?" Everyone started laughing including Evy.
"Oh I guess, since you're so desperate to date me." Evy replied. Soul grinned his wicked looking grin and hugged her.
"Aw. They grow up so fast!" Hiro said.
"Soon they'll have evil looking weapon children." Maka said.
"With red hair and eyes." Hiro added. They cracked up laughing.
"Oh shut up. I would say similar things but I already know too much about your sex life." Evy said.
"WHAT? MY MAKA HAS BEEN MOLESTED BY THAT CREATURE!?" Spirit pushed Soul and Evy out of the way and grabbed Maka from Hiro.
"Calm down Death Scythe." Soul said rolling his eyes. "She's the biggest virgin I know." Spirit glared at the albino.
"Hiro's one too." Evy said giggling. Soul smiled.
"But that doesn't mean they won't do stuff in the future! I have to protect my little girl from that stuff!"
"Don't you want grandkids?" Hiro said.
"NOT FROM YOU!" Spirit yelled.
"If she's a 40 year old virgin she becomes a wizard." Evy said to nobody really. Everyone cracked up. Excluding Spirit.
"Detention Hiro." Spirit said with a dickish smile.
"If you're giving Hiro detention for nothing, that's bullshit. I'll molest your daughter myself." Soul said smirking.
"DETENTION EVANS!" Evy started laughing. She wasn't about the let the boys have all the fun. She walked up.
"Spirit. I'm a lesbian!" She said and grabbed Maka's chest. You could almost see the death scythe burst into flames.
"DETENTION TO YOU TOO CROSS! I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR SEXUALITY! YOU DON'T TOUCH MY DAUGHTER!"
"Sweet." Evy said. She grabbed Soul and Hiro.
"Come on boys, let's go molest more girls." Evy said. The three of them laughed.
"Right." Soul said. Hiro looked back at his girlfriend.
"It's ok Hiro! You can get a girlfriend with bigger tits. Like Tsubaki!" Evy said loud enough for Spirit to hear.
"ARE YOU SAYING MY MAKA'S NOT GOOD ENOUGH!?" He roared.
"Dammit Papa! I'm aloud to date who I want! You're not controlling me!" Maka said and grabbed Hiro's arm. Spirit's eyes filled with tears.
"Maaaakkkaaaa! I just want you to love Daddy!"
"Bye!" Hiro said and the group ran off.
Oh detention will be fun.
I finish with 5 minutes left of school. Hooray! Time to get more stares for being Zero!
Also, for anyone who notices, I did sorta use a hetalia scene in there… pick out what it is and you get a cookie!
Anyways. Drop a review for me and tell me what you think!
~DanceRawrDemyx