OMG!! GUYS, LOOK!! (shows them a coupon from Dominos Pizza I found) It says if we tell them how we liked their new pizza, they'll give us a free lava cake!
Butch-A FREE LAVA CAKE?! WHAT?! (looks at coupon)
With our next pizza!
Zania-Well, what the heck are you waiting for?! Someone go log on and then someone call Dominos Pizza! (you're actually supposed to order online, but I changed it)
(Blossom logs on and says that we liked it, gets it processed)
Computer-Thank You for Voting.
PinkBlackSk8ter-Hello, Dominos Pizza? I'd like six extra large pizzas. I want one to be a meat lover's, one veggie lover's, one cheese lover's, and one pepperoni and mushrooms, and one sausage. Please put extra sauce on all of them, (gets a signal from Zania) Put one more pizza on the list. One mushroom pizza with a lot of olives, anchovies, onions, green peppers, red peppers, cheesy crust, extra sauce, and super deep dish...uhh huh...yes, we have the coupon...alright, thank you for the free cake...yes we voted online...See you in a few minutes.
Akako-Did we just waste money for some free cake?
Richerd-Well, who says 'no' to free cake?!
The Right Things
Broken glass lay shattered on the floor and Z-minions rushed to clean it up as Richerd had ordered them. Zania could not have been in a worse mood. All her traps had been sprung, but none of them had captured the Powerpuff Girls or Rowdyruff Boys. "Sooner or later, you're gonna hurt yourself if you keep breaking things."
"Oh, be quiet, you dolt. Thanks to you, my plans have a huge set back! How the heck are my Z-minions going to get to the Crystal if those stupid mini-heroes and mini-heroines keep sensing them?!" Zania growled before biting into her favorite miniature snack, live scorpion. Richerd cringed as he watched his best friend munch on one of her most disgusting favorite foods. He didn't know how she could stomach it, but apparently, Zania can eat ANYTHING she chooses, even if it is poisonous. "You look sick…maybe because you haven't eaten anything, have one."
"No, no, I'm fine…I'm…on a diet…"
"Suit yourself, bum…" The alien clock on the wall struck three and she clapped her hands. "Bring me my food!" Z-singers came rushing in with Zania's Snack of the Day. They lifted up the cover and one sang out what it was.
"Broiled Black Cat with cherry pits!" Richerd almost threw up. Zania's eyes widened and she smiled a rare occurrence.
"Richerd, I have an idea…"
At the Powerpuff Girls house, the Rowdyruff Boys and Black and Tar were eating the food Professor had prepared for them. Brisk was being scolded for skipping school just like Nitsume was as well. "And further more, without an education, you will not make it in the world without the proper know how of how to operate on your own. As soon as we figure out how to deal with this new villain, you are grounded, Brisk!" Brisk lowered his head in depression.
"Don't worry, Brisk, it won't be for awhile." Brick said from his chair. Blossom looked at him.
"What do you mean by that, Brick?" Buttercup sat down on the couch and crossed her arms, glaring at Butch, who was sitting next to her.
"Yeah, Butch, it's time you spilled or else I'll make you spill!" Bell nodded.
"Enough secrets already!"
"What do you think, Brick?" Boomer came in from the kitchen. Aikome and Jaku had come home with him and Bubbles and after a bit of interrogation from the others, had been accepted as 'trustable'. "Should we tell them?"
"Yeah, go ahead." Reada spun around in a circle with Black's two mini-heroines, Utau and Echo. The air in the circle began to swirl around, creating a black mist. "A few years ago, a scientist created two of the universe's most powerful beings ever. One's name was Zania," the circle showed Zania's face, "she's the vilest of evil beings. Compared to who she is and what she has done, HIM is like an innocent little lamb."
"Zania has done anything and everything she can come up with. She's enslaved millions of alien races," the circle showed Zania enslaving alien after alien and making them work hour after hour with no hope of rest, "She's killed billions of alien world leaders," they showed the leaders with Zania laughing in front of them, they had been stuffed and put up for her sick pleasure, "and much worse. She just goes from planet to planet, looking for her mate and when she doesn't find him, she destroys that planet out of anger, killing all of its inhabitants."
"That's horrible!" Bell exclaimed, shocked. "Wait, who's the second one that was created by the scientist?"
"That would be 'E'." The circle lightened to a golden color and showed a girl almost identical to Zania. The differences were that she had blue eyes, pure gold colored hair, a white tail, and was adorned in a snowy white tutu. "She's the kindest being in the universe. She's probably the closest thing to an angel."
"You've met her?" Bell felt a little resentment.
"No, only Butch and the mini-heroes and heroines know her. Butch has only seen 'E' in his dreams, but we know she exists. You might say…she's the mother of the mini-heroes." Blare explained.
"She sent us a warning five years ago about Zania. She said that it was important that we leave Japan and go to America, where we can make sure that the Crystal gets to where it belongs."
"The Crystal? What the heck is that?" Blossom asked.
"The Crystal is an alien artifact that landed here on Earth about a year after Zania and 'E' were born. The scientist that created them was a good man and he knew that Zania would be evil and destroy the universe one galaxy at a time. So, he took a bit of her heart," Akako was interrupted by Aikome.
"Her heart?!" Aikome repeated in shock. "But, I thought no one could survive without ALL of their heart."
"Ah, he didn't want to kill her. Just like how the Professor views the Powerpuff Girls as his daughters and Brisk as his son, the scientist viewed Zania as one of his precious children. So, he took a bit of her heart and placed it in a dark crystal-like case, which upon closing cased itself so that no one could EVER open it again. When Zania had found out what he had done, she was livid and attacked him. He sent the Crystal all the way to Earth and it was found by a couple on a midnight stroll in Peru. Since then, the Crystal has been transferred from museum to museum and Zania hasn't been able to get her hands on it."
"So, you had to make sure that this Crystal thing got to Japan safely?"
"Exactly, we've been watching over that Crystal like hawks." Reada pointed at the circle and it changed to a shining blue orb. "That's what it looks like."
"So, she's pursuing the other piece of her heart?"
"Yeah, Zania can't survive on an atmosphere like Earth's without it. The air is too polluted and filled with greenhouse gases and such. The remaining pieces of her heart wouldn't be able to take the pressure and she'd surely die of a heart attack."
"Oh, the irony is unbearable!" Buttercup muttered.
"I know, right?" Butch replied. "But there have been more Z-minions then we had in America. Usually, we confront about one or two a month…we've never had to fight whole groups by ourselves and so many in so many different places. That MUST mean that she's almost here." Blare said logically.
"But, I thought you said that she wouldn't be able to survive in Earth's atmosphere." Bubbles wondered aloud.
"She's not close enough for it to brutally affect her heart just yet. What she needs is for her heart to be become the portal into her and that's JUST what she wants. I just wonder how low she'll stoop this time to get it." Black answered for her. Little did she know that Zania's plan was already underway.
Zania sat in her room, laughing psychotically as her fingers danced, sewing together a doll. "My spy shall soon be here and then I'll trick whatever fool I come in contact with! Richerd, you lazy bum, have you found someone yet?" Richerd came rushing in, he looked a little tired.
"Okay, we can use this on guy named…Him, he's 'presumably' the Earth's most ultimate evil." Zania took one look at the picture and tore it up.
"Too gay looking."
"How about…the Gangreen Gang? They'll do anything for a pretty lady."
"It'd be too easy."
"There's this one skank named Sedusa who would do anything to have jewels and such…"
"Not to be trusted, if she's a jewel thief, she'll go after my Crystal."
"Last one is some brat named Princess. She's been trying to join the Powerpuff Girls for some time, always rejected; spoiled rotten, never satisfied…sounds like someone I know." Zania glared at him and kicked him in the knee. "OUCH!!" As he hopped up and down, holding his knee in pain, she looked at Princess' photo.
"This ugly little horror will do perfectly; all I need to say is the right things."
"I wonder what those will be…" SLAM! "OUCH!!"
Zania-Hey, Richerd!
Richerd-What?
Zania-If you were gay!
(RRB are dancing)
Zania-That'd be okay!
I mean 'cause hey!
Boomer-We'd like you anyway!
Butch-Because, you see
Bubbles-If it were me!
Jako-I would be free to say!
That I was gay!
Brick-But we're not gay!
PinkBlackSk8ter-YOU GUYS!!!!
Everyone (but Zania)-Sorry, spur of the moment.
Richerd-HOW!?
Just was. Anyway, sorry for taking so long. And thank you DazeDreamer for getting an account like I told you t, SK!! I know who you are! I know where you live!