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Need a Hand?
"Babe, need a hand?" Ranger asks casually, scaring the bajeezus out of me while I wrestle Zinky Dewalt behind McDonald's.
"Yikes! No!" I answer as Zinky elbows me. Marinaded in recycled cooking oil, Zinky slimes me, then ricochets into garbage cans. Lunging, Zinky splits a bulging trashbag over my head.
Calmly, Ranger uses some Special Forces move to drop Zinky and cuff him. Smirking at my unused handcuffs dangling locked from one slicked wrist, Ranger picks a Ronald McDonald Happy Meal figure from my hair. "Babe, see you like toys as well as oil. Good to know."
Mental head slap.