That moment when I update all to fast.. Hmm.. Something's.. Fishy here..

Nah, I just needed something to vent into. And, lucky for you guys, it's this pretty story. And the fact that school is awful. And that I love it when you guys review. Because you guys own my heart. You also keep me from doing... Bad things. Do you feel the love? DO YOU FEEL IT PUNK? Ahhahahahahaahaha-Don't sue me.


Everyone was walking. Just, walking. No one saying anything, or checking for any honks. No, just walking. It was a rage filled silence. One that was not caused by Karkat for once. One that was caused by their clown friend. It was rather annoying to Karkat, who prefered to be filled in on HOW THE FUCK THE HUMANS GOT THERE. But, he didn't ask.. Noooo, Dave was leading the little pack at the moment, and he was just oozing out hatred and anger. Even though his damned stone cold face only had a crooked eyebrow. He was like this with his bro, but this time, it was against someone who he actually had respect for. Yeah, he actually considered Gamzee pretty cool.

Then he had to go on a killing spree. Fucked up some relationships. Caused new ones. And now had a fuly requited Kissmissetude. One that if one of the black-lovers saw each other, they'd go on an all out strife. One that would no doubt be bloody. Not counting Kanaya and Sollux's disgust with him for even daring to decicrate their friend's bodies like that. It just wan't right. At all. Then Rose's rather blatant annoyance with him, for he was rather.. Volatile, or unpredictable. Which screwed with her Seer powers. Go figure. To top it off, Vriska will no doubt have to make him "Paaaaaaaay!"

'DAMMIT' Karkat thought, "WHY THE FUCK AM I EVEN THINKING THIS? IT'S TRUE BUT.. I SHOULD BE THINKING OF A WAY TO GET EVERYONE OUT OF THIS ALIVE. AND I MEAN EVERYONE.' He gritted his teeth, and bumped into Dave, who didn't budge. He pointed to a room. There was a light on. "we're going in there. get your shits ready, they might be flipped." Dave walked over, and opened the door to a room. The light was from a husktop, sitting next to a pot of boonbucks. With a lot of shitty romcom posters everywhere. Karkat's room.

"SO, NOW I KNOW WHERE THE FUCK WE ARE. AND WHY THE HELL IS MY HUSKTOP FUCKING OPEN?" Karkat moved past Dave, and looked at it. Someone opened up the chat cilent, Pesterchum. Karkat hesitated, when someone pestered him. He sat down, and looked at who it was. It's pretty obvious who is it. Gamzee. Karkat nearly shit his pants, if it weren'r for the fact he hasn't ate in about.. What. A few fucking days? He hesitated, and looked at the others, "WOULDN'T YOU FUCKING KNOW. IT'S GAMZEE."

Daves mouth twitched, but gave no other reaction, besides saying, "Open it now, Vantas." Karkat rolled his eyes, trying to make light of it.. But it didn't work. Yeah, no fucking kidding, trying to make light of a crazy clown that is flushed for you, message you after you were taken away yet again, light? Pfft, that's some kind of joke. Karkat slowly clicked it to see that Gamzee only sent a few sentences. And a little..something..else..

- terminallyCapricious [TC] began trolling carcinoGeneticist [CG] at 04:20pm -

TC: i'm motherfucking watching you motherfuckers.
TC: JUST SO YOU MOTHERFUCKING KNOW, MOTHERFUCKER. TC: i'll be appearing when no ones awake motherfucker.
TC: UNTIL THEY'RE GETTING THEIR MOTHERFUCKING SELVES SLEEP. TC: then you'd better be ready motherfucker. TC: HONK TC: honk :o)

Karkat stared at the screen and hissed. Well, that's not a good thing. Not at all. Not when you'll have to be on night watch sooner or later.

CG: GAMZEE, WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE WATCHING? TC: YOU KNOW WHAT I MOTHERFUCKING MEAN.
TC: you know that i can be right behind you fucking shitbloods and not be motherfucking noticed at all.
TC: HONK

Karkat's eye twitched, and looked behind him, feeling as if eyes were staring directly into his very being from behind him. Obviously, it was only the wall. And infront of him, only his friends, looking quizically at Karkat, questioning his actions with no words.

CG: OKAY... AS IF THAT WASN'T CREEPY ENOUGH. WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU, THEN?
CG: AND DON'T EVEN SAY SOMETHING IMPOSSIBLE. SERIOUSLY, I'M SURE WE'D NOTICE YOU IF YOU WERE RIGHT NEXT TO US.
TC: heh heh.
CG: DON'T EVEN FUCKING DO THAT. NO. TC: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. CG: DON'T YOU FUCKING SAY WHAT I THINK YOU'RE GOING TO FUCKING SAY.
TC: what do you think i'm going to say motherfucker?
TC: THAT I ALREADY HAVE MOTHERFUCKING DONE THAT?
CG: YES, FUCK, YES THAT.
TC: well i motherfucking have. :o)
CG: DAMMIT, GAMZEE.
TC: OH BY THE MOTHERFUCKING WAY.
TC: call me high beloved.
CG: WHAT THE FUCK?
TC: IT'S A MOTHERFUCKING JOKE BROTHER.
CG: I'M NOT EVEN GOING TO.. AH, FUCK TC: just motherfucking gamgam then.

Karkat facedesked.

CG: hgtjyghjt TC: WHAT THE MOTHERFUCK IS THAT SUPPOSED TO BE?
CG: NOTHING, JUST THE EPITOME OF MY FUCKING IGNORANCE ABOUT EVERYTHING.
TC: so you've been kicking the wicked ignorance on this shit too, brother?
TC: MOTHERFUCKING SLAUGHTERING IT?
CG: NOPE. NOPE. DON'T EVEN FUCKING START THAT. I WILL WALK THE FUCK AWAY FROM HUSKTOP, AND LAY IN MY RECOOPERCOON. CG: LOOK, IT'S RIGHT FUCKING THERE. DON'T EVEN FUCKING MAKE ME JUST HIDE AWAY THERE, AND NEVER FUCKING COME OUT.
TC: do that, and everyone not in the motherfucking recoopercoon is motherfucking dead.
CG: DAMMIT. FUCK THAT.

Gamzee wasn't as terrifying as he was in person over the computer. That being said, he was still pretty fucking terrifying.

TC: WHY THE MOTHERFUCK TC: are you so motherfucking set on keeping them alive?
TC: THEY'VE BARELY DONE MOTHERFUCKING ANYTHING FOR YOU.
TC: while i've spent hours TC: UPON MOTHERFUCKING HOURS TC: doing motherfucking things for you.

"FUCK, HE'S RANTING." Karkat breathed out, rather annoyed that everyone was..
Wait, where is everyone..
Aww, fuck.

CG: OKAY, WHILE THAT'S FUCKING SWELL AND ALL, I JUST LOST THE OTHERS.
CG: AND I PROBABLY SHOULDN'T HAVE TYPED THAT.
CG: FUCK.
CG: GAMZEE, ARE YOU FUCKING THERE, DAMMIT?
CG: OH MY FUCKING GOG, YOU JUST DID NOT LEAVE DID YOU?

- terminallyCapricious [TC] ceased trolling carcinoGeneticist [CG] at 04:35pm -

CG: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCC KKK YYYOOOOUUUUUUUU.

Karkat clicked out of pester chum.

"FUCK." Time to put that never-coming-out-of-the-recoopercoon idea into plan. The others were in a group, had a time player, had a Seer that could lead them away from Gamzee, Slyph to heal, a pisonic, and obviously numbers. While, Karkat on the other hand, was the second shortest troll-wait, take that back, IS the shortest troll, not even near godtier, weaponless, and.. For obvious reasons, probably Gamzee's current target.

Yeah, hiding in that recoopercoon seems like a dandy idea. Just go to block out the top with the stupid pot of boonbucks.

In which, Karkat did so. After he undressed to sleep, of course. He hasn't sleep in days afterall. Why the fuck not now if he was being stalked by the clown?

Yeah, he didn't sleep. At all.