A Random Story with a Random Title or TheStory That NEVER Ends

A Kingdom.Writer Origional actually, I'm - y a k o s o k u - now, but its sad, I can never remember how to spell it... ever... never-ever do I remember

Disclaimer: I do not own Kingdom Hearts, I will not eat green-eggs-and-ham I will not, I shall not, Mr. Sam-I-Am. Actually, I don't own that either, I cant even remember the real lines to it...

Notes: I didnt want to do my homework, I know I am a bad example for the young readers, and I wanted to act like I was doing something productive to I decided to write the next chapter. And a note to anyone who is my fan, looks at the one person standing there and waves I am writing another humor Kingdom Hearts story. Thats all I am saying right now, but keep looking for it every once and a while! If you want updates daily, read my profile! IT HAS ALL THE UPDATES! AND I LIKE THIS CHAPTER! SO REVIEW! I mean, my reviewers must be dying, no-one is reviewing anymore!

Last time on the days of our randomness:

Sora and Kairi walked out of the café, arms linked, and started singing, "One Week". But- we all know Sora cant sing so Kairi had to start screaming, "My psychiatrist says that walking helps offset my desire to mutilate small, defenseless, woodland creatures." to draw attention away from his hideous voice

Now, on Todays Randomness:

"HOME!" Kairi screamed and flung herself on a nearby couch. She hugged the pillow, "I have never seen so many people trying to run over Sora in one day!"

Sora skipped in the door and looked at the phone, "I'm hungry again. I want a pizza!" Kairi shrugged and let Sora be a big boy and dial the pizza place all by himself... what a mistake...

Riku stood in the aisle of a discount superstore, it has everything. Towels, grills, beds, baby clothes, computers, even a whole area dedicated to Kingdom Hearts. (A.N. You all should know that if I had a store, it was most definitelyhave one side dedicated to KH stuff!)

He walked along, looking for some other girl to ask out. He had been practicing all day and he knew that this time, it would be perfect.He began to walk up to some random old people. His eyes darted all around the old ones and he hummed the "Mission Impossible" theme song. The elderly lady glared at Riku and tried to kick him as he jumped on the floor and began to roll around still humming.

Sora walked up to the phone and dialed the pizza number, he knew it by heart. He listened to it ring twice, then a young man's voice came in, "Hello! This is Ansem! And you just called," his voice turned dark and demonic, "Darkness Pizza Company: eat our pizza, and we steal your soul!" the mans voice was high and chipper again, "Can I take your order?"

Sora scratched his chin, "Ansem... Bed-wetters camp right?"

"What-do-you-mean?" The pizza-man said

"We met in bed-wetters camp... right?" Sora asked

"NO! I tried to kill you, remember?"

"Ooooooh, right!" Sora smiled.

Ansem sighed, "What will it be?"

"A pizza..." he said being vague, "Can you sculpt it into a celebrity of my choosing? I want Cher." he asked then continued, "And no band-aid on the pizza this time or I'll sue!"

Ansem sweat-dropped, "No I cannot make it into Cher... I will personally make sure there is no band-aids on the pizza..." Ansem sighed, "What will your order be, Sora?"

Riku picked up a walkie-talkie and fixed the army-hat that was on his head. He spoke into it like he was in some foreign war movie or something, "This... may be my last chance... The fiends! The old ones! They have engaged a FULL-ON WAR!" Riku rolled to the left, avoiding a flying TV screen, "Those women... they are stronger than I thought!" Riku stood up and ran down the aisles, trying to get to a safer post.

He reached the broom aisle and a few people stared at all of his tattered clothes and that black stuff foot-ball players put under their eyes. Riku grabbed a broom, threw it in the air and tried to jump on it and fly away. Well... he didn't fly. Riku hit the floor and got the wind knocked outta him. He screamed in rage, "THE BROOMS DON'T WORK!"

Ansem screamed- a manly scream, "NO SORA! NO!"

Sora cried into the phone, "PLEASE! PLEASE ANSEM!"

"Argh. Fine- I will check to see if your pizza is 'dead'. Now- would you like something to drink with that, Pepperoni pizza of yours?"

Sora held up a hand in protest to the mans words, although no-one could see through the phone, "I shall not be swayed by your sweet words!"

Ansem sighed, "OK... I guess not..."

Riku climbed to the tallest tower of canned foods he could find and scouted for the enemy. THERE! Three aisles down, the Blue-Hairs were spotted! Riku laughed in triumph but, the Blue-Ones spied him and threw the purses at him.

He would NOT go down without a fight.

Riku heroically jumped down the pile of canned-foods and dashed to the old women. He grabbed a roll of Christmas wrapping paper and started the battle. The leader of the Blue-Hairs, a he-woman named Bertha, grabbed a roll of silver wrapping-paper and jumped forward, but her attack missed.

Now it was our hero Rikus' turn to strike. He lunged forward and in a tricky move, tripped the lady, she fell down on the floor, cushioned only by her puffy dress. Riku dodge-rolled and took control of her buggie. He grabbed a spare blanket, conveniently located right there, wrapped it around him and screamed, "...I'm Batman. Come, Robin-to the Batcave!" Victory was finally his! ... Or was it?

Ansem was in tears now, "Sora! We've been on the phone for nearly 3 hours now! Just go away so I can deliver the pizza!"

"Fine" he said, "but remember, we never had this conversation."

"What?"

"WHO ARE YOU?" Sora asked, probably pretending to be a secret agent... again...

Ansem hung up and Sora jumped down on the couch near his beloved Kairi... and a ball of yarn... waiting for the pizza-man-Ansem to arrive.

Ding, Dong... Ding, Dong

Sora jumped up and ran to the door. Ansem stood there, in a little outfit, a monkey on his shoulder and a pizza box in his hand, "Hello Sir, enjoy your pizza." Ansem rolled his eyes.

Sora looked up to him with his huge, adorable, BEAUTIFUL, amazing, spectacular, dazzling, enchanting, fan-girl-melting, innocent, crazy, wild, cute, wonderful, joyful, happy, shy, Sora smile, "Can I keep the box?"

Ansem looked at Sora like he was a total idiot, "...Yes..."

Sora heaved a heavy sigh of relief and whispered to himself, "Thank goodness..."

TO BE CONTINUED! WILL RIKU WIN THE WAR AGAINST THE 'BLUE-HAIRS'? WILL SORA SAY GOOD-BYE TO HIS NEW 'FRIEND' ANSEM THE PIZZA DUDE? WHERE IS KAIRI NOW? I DON'T KNOW!

Notes: Heh. I like that chapter. It was fun to write. Review durn you REEEEEVIEEEEWW!