peanutbuttercup: Could we have Bill be angry at Dipper and then he accidentally gender bends them?

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Gender Bender~

Bill wasn't the type person -nor demon- to get mad at people he loves, especially Dipper. The little human was his absolutely everything and he'd die without his Pine Tree. On the rarity that he does get mad at Dipper, he usually forgets what he was mad about as soon as he pins the little uke to their bed and shows him who his belongs to, through long, hot, and messy night of persuasion.

And that's all it takes, really. The demon doesn't need to be reminded how much he loves the boy. But right now, he was furious with him.

Pine Tree had left somewhere and didn't tell him, and he had to ask Shooting Star where he was. The twin explained he had gone somewhere with one of his friends. Bill growled; Dipper could've at least told him.

So, there he was now: with Pine Tree's sister, getting drunk, while his Pine Tree was out partying. Oh, and let's not forget: Pacifica is here, too.

The three sat at the dinning room table, holding candy and alcohol in there hands, slurring at each other with no real conversation whatsoever. Bill wasn't used to be human, so he wanted to partake in any human activities to drown his sorrows because of his love for Pine Tree.

"Bill―'' Mabel slurred, giggling. "Pass the *hic* candy!'' she yelled, a flush covering her cheeks. Bill looked up from the table, glaring at the twin. "Shut up! Northwest has the *hic* candy! Don't you, Northwest?'' he said, the candy in his hand falling out. Pacifica's head was flat out on the table. She passed out. Literally. The two other's laughed.

"Hahaha, Pacifica can't hold her *hic* stuff down. Now―'' Mabel turned to Bill, who was chugging down alcohol at a very high speed. "What can you do, triangle man?'' the twin insisted, swallowing two pieces of candy, nearly choking herself. The demon slammed down the bottle lazily, almost breaking the bottle. "What' cha mean, Shooting *hic* Star? I can do anything!'' Mabel raised an eyebrow, smiling drunkenly. "Any *hic* thing?'' she said, grabbing more candy from the bowl. Bill nodded defensively. "Well... I'll *hic* give you Dipper's diary if you―'' she thought for a second, trying to get her revenge on her brother as well, because she too was left at home besides Bill and Pacifica.

She finally got an idea. "Okay! Turn yourself and Dipper into girls and *hic* I'll give you Dipper's diary!'' the twin yelled, making Pacifica pop her head up, slurring and rubbing her swollen head.

"What? Where am I?'' she said. Bill smirked lazily and put a blue flame around his left hand put it out for Mabel to shake it. She did, drunkenly.

"Deal!'' they both said.

Bill woke up the next day, with a horrible hangover, and the sound of a familiar scream from none other than his beloved Pine Tree. Bill opened his eyes and stood up stretching, sighing. "Yeah, yeah. Here a come, kid...'' he said, rubbing his head, trying to remembered what happened last night.

"Bill! You are so dead!'' Dipper screamed from within the bathroom. Once the demon got to the bathroom, he almost screamed just like Dipper would. His Pine Tree was a girl. And, much to his discomfort, he was too! Bill looked in the mirror, grabbing his feminine features. Her eyelashes were long and more black, her mouth was more glossy, and...

"I have breasts! No!'' the demon screamed, grabbing at the large circles on her chest. Bill's -or Bell's- hair was longer and her usual tux was a long dress; everything she had was girly! Then she looked at Dipper. Dipper's hair was longer and her normal shorts was a skirt. Besides the skirt and long hair, Dipper looked pretty normal.

"Bill, what the hell did you do?!'' Dipper screamed, her voice mow high pitched and girly. Bell tried to remember from last night, but nothing came to mind. "I can't remember... all I remember was being mad at you and getting drunk with Shooting Star―''

"You made a drunk deal with my sister?! What the hell Bill?! Oh, wait... should I say Bell since we're both girls?!'' Dipper yelled, balling her fists together. Bell made a confused face. "Why the hell are you mad?! I'm the one how should be screaming with you leaving without telling me with some friend of yours! I mean, I don't give a fuck if you go partying, but the least you could've done was tell me! Geez!'' The demon screamed, making Dipper scrunch up her nose defensively. * ''I shouldn't have to tell you where I am at all times! When the hell did you become my mother?!'' the young adult yelled.

The two now woman continued to fight and argue, until Shooting Star woke up to their bickering. "Hey! What the hell is going on here!? Some of us are trying to sleep, God dammit!'' Mabel yelled, not caring that the fact that the two boys in front of her where now girls. Dipper looked at her sister angrily, ''Oh, I don't know, Mabel. The only thing we're yelling about is how you and Bill turned us into freaking women!'' Dipper yelled. Mable scoffed, then protested in am out of curse words Bell thought was another language. Bell watched the two siblings fight for a while, before breaking in when Shooting Star pulled Pine Tree's hair hard.

"Hey hey hey! No pulling people's hairs!'' the demon yelled, stepping between the two twins. They both glared at her. "This is all your fault!'' they said, simultaneously pointing their finger at the demon. "What?! How?! Shooting Star's the one who made the damn deal in the first place! I just wanted revenge!''

"Well, if you didn't want revenge in the first place, this wouldn't have happened! Dammit, you stupid demon!'' the sisters said and Bell retorted quickly, bickering with the twins once more. Their arguing went on till all of the ladies were out of breath from yelling. They were all quite, glaring at one another.

Mabel spoke first, breaking the silence. "I need a drink―'' she said, walking to the kitchen, opening the refrigerator and pulling out the same alcohol her, Bill, and Pacifica had drunk last night. She trusted it in the two other girls direction, smirking. "Want some?'' Bell and Dipper looked at each other. They both smirked at the same time, nodding.

Let the drinking begin.

I hope that was to your liking, peanutbuttercup, and thanks for the request, it was fun writing this! Hope you enjoyed! Working on C.I.T.Y.H.W.M.? So don't worry my lovely followers, I shall update soon!

~Mack

*I do this all the time when I'm mad, so I made my girl Dipper do the same. Scrunching up your nose when your mad makes people find you adorable (most times) so if you wanna be adorable, try it, see what happens!