-DING!-

AoiShinzo: Thats new...

Naruto: Hey? Who's dying?

AoiShinzo: I'm not going to tell you! Besides you have access to my mind.. you already know

Gaara: YOUR KILLING OFF WHO?

HInata: I don't like you that much.,..

AoiShinzo: Join the club... Naruto has a jacket.

TenTen: AoiShinzo does not own Naruto! Or Harry Potter!

Neji: YOU SUPPORT HER CHOICE?

Tenten: Nyah!

Kuroi Sukerton

Black Skeleton

"Intriguing almost," Naruto whispered as the walked up the steps to Hogwarts.

Sasuke raised a black eyebrow,

"What is? And have you grown a brain?" He asked Japanese rolling off his tongue and seriously annoying Naruto.

"I've always had a brain, and I'm talking about the thestrals." Naruto snapped back, and then his voice mellowed out.

"The fact that you have to have seen death to see them?" Gaara chipped in. His voice was almost bored, correction way past bored.

A loud crunch sounded. Naruto and Sasuke turned their heads to see a sneaker foot print. It was positioned a step below where Kiba stood now.

Naruto rolled his eyes, his pranking nature getting the better of him.

"Now what has Auntie Sakura told you about demolishing stuff young man?" Naruto demanded when he leaned foreword and grabbed the Inuzuka's ear.

Said Inuzuka took out his wand contemplating if it was a good idea to try out a few curses he had picked up. He decided on a glaring contest.

But like all good ideas, someone has to go smash them. Someone like a Uchiha, who just had to murder his brother.

Naruto and Kiba where sitting side by side. On top of Naruto's bed, the comfortable blankets where something that took the ninja a time to get used to. But today they had dropped all pretense of the fact that they were Shinobi. Konoha Shinobi if you wanted to get technical. But they weren't, they just took out a load of books and started reading.

Naruto paused his random flipping of what was supposed to be in depth reading. His hands held the worn leather delicately.

A curious excerpt of the book: Yami no Kuroi

Those where the only words Naruto had gotten to read when a scream intruded.

"Harry!" Was the tell tale shout from Ron. Naruto and Kiba immediately set their books down and stood up.

A couple more calls of Harry repeated when his eyes snapped open.

He looked worse than peaky. He looked like the illest man alive. His face was pure white, making his scar stand out more than normal. Kiba could literally see the beads of sweat forming.

"He's really ill," a scared voice whispered to their right it was Neville. " Should we call someone?" he continued.

Naruto wanted to smack him on the end for needing to ask.

They heard Harry stumble something out about a snake and someone's dad. Kiba gave Naruto a look.

It was asking him if he should alert the other Shinobi in the area to be on their guard.

"I'm going for help!" added Neville, the sound of his foot steps sounded like elephants knocking over a toilet to the Konoha Shinobi.

They could hear Ron trying to convince Harry it wasn't real.

Then they heard Harry mention a huge snake. Naruto's thoughts immediately drifted to Orochimaru. But he was dead... but he wasn't actually. He was in Kabuto last time they checked... Three years ago... he had to get that intelligence to Tsunade-sama somehow.

"I'm not lying and I'm not mad!" was the most important thing they heard next.

"I believe you, Potter." Said the Head of Gryffindor house. Who was 'lovingly' referred to as McGoogle by some.

"Put on your dressing-gown – were going to see the headmaster."

They could feel the relief waft out in his patterns. Harry immediately jumped out of his bed. Then grabbed an odd article of clothing and pulled it over himself.

"Weasley, you ought to come too," Professor McGonagall in a way decreed.

Naruto and Kiba slumped as the Raven haired boy and 'carrot man' left the dorm.

Kiba then grabbed Naruto's shirt collar and tugged him down the staircase before he could even try to argue.

Kiba could feel irritation pouring off the blonde, he didn't care. As his feet hit the stone floor and he ran into the common room. He then shoved Naruto into a red oval backed arm chair.

"Alright, Naruto, know you're madder than hell, but listen."

"Oh I'm listening..." Naruto hissed at Kiba.

Kiba rolled his dark brown eyes at the implied insult.

"Good... look, I have a feeling that he's gonna send for us."

A couple minutes passed, where their was only silence.

Silence and a look of angry disbelief on Naruto's face.

More time passed, still silence, and a slightly scared look on Kiba's face added to the mix.

"Oh yeah sure, and I'm Orochi-"

The Portrait hole opened. Revealing McGonagall, her graying hair held prim and proper on the back of her head. Like always.

She turned her head to look at them. They where facing each other. Naruto in a scarlet armchair that had been wheeled around to face the Fire. Kiba had his arms on the chair and was staring at Naruto. As though he was trying to hypnotize him.

Kiba could almost feel a 'well I'll be damned.' Emanate from Naruto.

The next real important movement was that their feet where slamming into a floor.

A clatter rang throughout the hall as a dark and mottled old tin can pinged on the floor.

A large amount of heads turned to stair at them.

Ginny was the first to start the 'Hey! Let's interrogate the ninjas!' fest.

"What are you doing here?" She asked heatedly.

The others very stupidly let Naruto answer. His answer was;

"Well, my dad decided he wanted a girl friend, and then he met my mom. He began a long and complicated process called court-ship. Finally he poppe-mmph"

Sasuke had planted his hand over Naruto's exceedingly large mouth.

A couple glances went back and forth. Kiba felt very uncomfortable, seems how vast quantities of killing intent were rolling off their companions.

Eventually they settled on Neji and Gaara.

Neji gave an irritated sigh and he said,

"We are Konoha Shinobi."

Silence passed in the kitchen whilst the younger occupants attempted to figure out what they meant.

Sasuke unwisely removed his hand from Naruto's mouth.

"But Gaara's a Suna Shinobi." He proclaimed... Then brought new meaning to the phrase 'seeing red'.

A/N: Hello! I'm not dead... and about the doing the little blurby coo koo thing at the beginning. It's cause I like to It's a little fun... didn't know it annoyed people... I churned out another chappter! and it's pretty soon considering the way it's been lately... I know it was choppy and over all bad... But I'm sort of bordering writers block. And I wanted to get forward with htis stupid thing...

No Pushing for a pairing! I will shout at you via review reply if you do ask for a pairing... and I already picked out who's coming so you can't change that anymore.