Sorry for taking so long. I hope this chapter makes up for my tardiness.
Peter Griffin (Family Guy) vs Dr. Eggman (Sonic the Hedgehog)
(The city of Tremorton looks like a quiet city, except NOT! Deep in the heart of the city, a fight is already taking place. A robot girl named Jenny Wakeman, a.k.a. XJ9, is quickly being battered and bruised by a strange opponent she's never faced before. The man was riding a large egg-shaped hovercraft with laser guns on both sides and a massive spiked-wrecking ball dangling from the bottom. The man was fairly round wearing black pants and a red jacket. He wore glasses and has no hair on his head, but a long orange moustache below his nose. The man stared down at the robot girl as she flew up for another beating.)
Jenny: You're tougher than I thought. But I'm not going down that easily!
Eggman: Muhahahahaha! It's hopeless XJ9! I have built this craft specifically to counter your weapons!
Jenny: Who are you?
Eggman: You may call me, DR. EGGMAN!
Jenny: Well, since you're new around here, I might go easy on you. But then again, after what you did to me, I'm not holding back!
(Jennys arms transformed into two laser cannons all aiming for Eggmans ship. Lasers fired at the ship, but harmlessly bounced off.)
Jenny: What?
Eggman: HA-HA! Even your weapons cannot pierce through my deflector shield!
(Watching the battle take place were her friends, Brad: Jennys best friend, Tuck: Brads little brother, and Sheldon: Jennys friend who has a romantic interest in her, but doesn't feel the same way. Also arriving is Jennys mother, Mrs. Nora Wakeman.)
Nora: What is going on here?
Tuck: Jenny's in trouble! This round egg man came out of nowhere and started attacking her!
Brad: I don't know how long she will hold up!
Sheldon: We can't just stand there! We've got to do somethi. . .
(It was then that Sheldon hatched an idea. He ran off leaving Brad, Tuck, and Wakeman alone.)
Brad: Sheldon! Where are you going?
Sheldon: I'll be right back! I'm going to find the Silver Shell!
(Sheldon continued to run off to find the person he mentioned, the Silver Shell.)
Nora: Remind me again. Who is this Silver Shell?
Tuck: Oh, it's Sheldon ri. . .I mean Sheldon's right about calling him! The Silver Shell is definitely a hero!
Brad: What Tucker is saying is that the Silver Shell is a robot just like Jenny. She used to have a crush on him, but it turned out he was just a big jerk. He shows up sometimes, but mostly when Sheldon runs off to call him over. It's like he's known the Silver Shell for a while.
(Of course, Tuck knew the truth behind the Silver Shells true identity, but is sworn to keep it secret. As Jenny fell onto the ground beaten and scratched up, Eggman lowered his hovercraft to the robot and her friends.)
Eggman: Bwahahahahaha! Foolish girl. You cannot possibly defeat me!
Jenny: This fight is not over yet Eggman!
Eggman: You're just asking for it, aren't you! Fine. TAKE THIS!
(Eggman prepared to press a button on his machine, until a voice interrupted him.)
?: EXCELSIOR!
(Hovering in the sky was what appeared to be a flying metal disk. But as it transformed, a muscular silver robot appeared.)
Jenny: The Silver Shell!
Eggman: What is this?
Silver Shell: Stand down rotund rapscallion! Or meet your consequence at the iron vise of the Silver Shell!
Eggman: I don't play games! Move!
(Eggman swings the mace around trying to hit the Silver Shell, but misses. As he flew down to throw a punch to Eggmans face, he accidentally hits the control panel on the hovercraft. An electrical surge engulfs the entire machine as well as Eggman and the Silver Shell.)
Eggman: YOU IDIOT! NOW LOOK WHAT YOU HAVE DONE!
Silver Shell: What? What did I do?
(Jenny, Brad, Tuck, and Nora notice the strange happenings going on.)
Tuck: Whoa! Why is the egg guys machine sparking?
(The entire gang was surprised when a massive vortex opened up behind the two dragging both Eggman and the Silver Shell through.)
Jenny: What? Where did they go?
Nora: I was afraid of this. It appears that because of the Silver Shells actions, he may have damaged a Universal Transporter Device!
Tuck: A what?
Nora: It's an invention that opens a vortex into a different dimension. The user can enter a new world at will just by registering an exact location.
Jenny: But what happened to Eggman? And the Silver Shell?
Nora: They have gone through that vortex into a world unlike our own.
(The force of the vortex started to pull Brad, Tuck, and Nora into it as well.)
Jenny: Mom! Brad! Tuck!
(Jennys arm turned into a lasso as she captured her friends before they were sucked through. But soon, the vortex started to pull Jenny through as well. And they all went spiraling out of control through the vortex.)
Tuck: AAAUUUUGGGHHH! WHERE ARE WE GOING?
Nora: That's just it! Once we get sucked into a dimensional vortex, THERE'S NO TELLING WHERE WE'LL END UP!
(The gang screamed in terror as they were soon enter whatever horrifying, violent, brutal world they might wind up in.)
Lois: PETER GRIFFIN!
(Sitting on the couch in the living room was the fat man with glasses, a white shirt, and green pants watching television while also drinking beer. Storming up to him came his red-haired wife, Lois.)
Peter: What?
Lois: What the heck is in out yard?
Peter: It's a rocket Lois. There was this awesome stunt I saw on Jackass and I wanted to try it out starting today.
Lois: Good god Peter! Didn't you learn from the last time? You can't imitate the stunts you see on these shows!
Peter: Uh, hello! That's why they put things on TV. So we can imitate them.
(Suddenly, their oldest son, a fat blonde haired boy wearing a cap and blue shirt came running downstairs.)
Chris: Mom! I just saw something swirling on the other side of town!
Lois: Chris, honey. It's not ploite to interupt mommy and daddy wile we're talking.
(Suddenly, their dog walked into the living room alsoand started to talk.)
Brian: Uh, actually, Chris may be right. Turn on the news and see.
Peter: Sure. Right after I'm done watching Jackass.
(But Lois swiped the remote from Peters hand and turned on the news.)
Tom: Good evening, I'm Tom Tucker.
Joyce: And I'm Joyce Kinney. [1] Our top story tonight, local residents were dumbfounded as what appeared to be a swirling vortex opened up and then suddenly, mysteriously disappeared right over Quahog. We now go live to Asian reporter, Tricia Takanawa who here on the streets.
Tricia: Joyce, I am here with a local man who claims to have been there when the vortex appeared. Sir, when did you first notice the vortex opening up.
RJ: Over an hour ago. I was at my house and I was finally about to bone my girlfriend, when she looked out the window, and right there was that weird swirly thingy. She wanted to get a closer look at it but then we saw people fall right out. And I could've sworn one of them was a robot.
Tricia: I see. And what happened next?
RJ: We went back to my place so I could bone her, but then this crazy dog started digging holes in front of our lawn, and she said there was no way.
Tom: Well there you have it folks. Could this vortex be a strange phenomenon or just a silly old hoax. On that note we now return to Entourage. The show that is so good, you don't even realize they've been using the same formula for the past six years.
Lois: Oh my god.
(Suddenly, two more people came downstairs. One was a teenage girl wearing glasses and a pink hat and shirt. The other was a melon-headed baby with a yellow shirt and red overalls.)
Meg: Mom. What is going on?
Brian: I'll tell you what's going on. Apparently people believe that some vortex opened up over town and spewed four people out of it.
Stewie: A vortex out of nowhere? Phfft. That'd be about as likely as Michael Jordan ending his career on the Washington Wizards.
Brian: He did.
Stewie: Yeah right. He would never do that. The guys a superhero or something. If aliens attacked the earth right now, I'd like MJ leading the fight against them.
Brian: That already happened. It was called Space Jam.
Stewie: Really? What's that?
Brian: A movie about Michael Jordan fighting aliens. Except with Looney Toons.
Stewie: Oh.
(There was a long pause for a minute.)
Stewie: . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .I wanna watch Space Jam.
Brian: NOO!
(Suddenly, the doorbell rang.)
Lois: Who could that be?
Peter: Well let me go check.
(As Peter entered the door, he saw something he didn't expect. Jenny was standing in front of Peter.)
Jenny: Uh, hi. Hey can you tell us where we are?
Peter: Hang on a second. LOIS! HAVE WE BEEN GETTING QUAGMIRE'S MAIL ON ACCIDENT? THAT DUMBASS MAILMAN SENT SOME JAPANESE PLEASURE BOT TO OUR HOUSE!
(Peter then recieved a slap to the face from Jennys mother, Nora.)
Nora: How dare you? This is my daughter!
Peter: . . . .uh-huh.
Nora: Now, as I was saying.
Peter: Ah, one question. Have you ever like built any pleasure bots for other people? Ones that DON'T look like Kristin Cavallari if she were a slut?
Nora: THAT DOES IT! XJ9, let's get out of here!
Lois: Wait! Don't go!
(Lois ran outside running up to Nora and Jenny.)
Lois: I am so sorry about that. My husband can be a little bit of a moron at times.
Nora: Yes, I can imagine.
Lois: So anyway, my name's Lois and this is Peter.
Nora: I am Dr. Nora Wakeman and this is my robot daughter, XJ9.
Jenny: But please just call me Jenny.
Lois: So uuuuuhhhh. . . .did you. . .
Nora: I BUILT HER FROM MECHANICAL PARTS!
Lois: OH! Ffffff, wow. Oh, geez. For a second there, I almost thought. . .gah, I don't know what is wrong with me. (chuckle) Sorry, sorry about that. Please come in.
Jenny: Brad, Tuck! Over here.
(Brad and Tuck came running up as well.)
Brad: So what's up?
Jenny: We're going to find out where we are.
Tuck: We're going back home soon?
Jenny: Hopefully. My mom just needs to build another Universal Transporter.
Brad: But what about Eggman?
Jenny: I don't think he'll be bothering us for a while.
(Nora, Jenny, Brad, and Tuck walked inside the house and Brian walked up to them.)
Tuck: Cool! You have a dog!
Brian: Smart kid.
Tuck: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH! A TALKING DOG!
Stewie: FINALLY, SOMEBODY NOTICED! Hey, wait a minute! Who the hell are yo-(gasp).
(Stewie looked up in shock as he saw the robot girl with his eyes wide.)
Brian: Stewie?
Stewie: HUH? What?
Brian: What was that?
Stewie: Oh, nothing. I'm just a little shocked seeing this robot here.
Brian: Yeah, well you're not alone. Perhaps you can explain what's going on?
Tuck: We're from another universe!
Brian: What?
Brad: Uh, what Tuck MEANT to say was. . .
Nora: No, he's right. We are from another universe.
Peter: Holy crap!
Brian: Wait a minute. That portal in the town. That must've been you, wasn't it!
Nora: Please calm down. Allow me to explain.
Chris: Oh, boy story time.
(As Nora began to explain what happened, Brian noticed that Stewie was slowly sneaking away.)
Brian: Where are you going?
Stewie: Me? Oh, just going to my room. I'm having a tea party with Rupert, which was rudely interrupted, thank you very much!
(As Stewie ran up to his room, he immediately pulls out his walkie-talkie and calls into it.)
Stewie: Mandark! Come in Mandark!
Mandark: Stewie Griffin? Oh no. Please tell you didn't call to tell me I look attractive, because that would sound weird coming from you! Or any other guy!
Stewie: No, I called to-wait! You think that me giving you fashion advice is seriously considered attractive?
Mandark: Yes. Yes I do.
Stewie: Oh, yeah! Well why do you-hold on, I'm getting off topic again. Look, that robot girl, XJ9 is here in MY universe! I don't know how she got here, but I would recommend you send Dr. Eggman to deal with her and her friends immediately!
Mandark: Fine.
Stewie: Good!
(Stewie hangs up.)
Stewie: Moron. Try to make him look better and he repays me with homophobic garbage! Oh, he is soooo out of my top 5 list!
Thirty minutes later. . .
Meg: So you really have eight sisters?
Jenny: Yep. Don't get me wrong, XJ7 is a bit of a letdown, but she's still nice.
(While Meg and Jenny were talking in the kitchen, Lois and Peter were in the living room talking to each other.)
Lois: Peter. Don't you find it a little strange that we have people from an alternate universe living in our house.
Peter: Not really. I think they're good. Plus I already promised Quagmire he'd get a chance with the pleasure bot.
Lois: Peter, this is serious! I don't think I feel quite comfortable with these people in our house.
Nora: Ahem!
(Lois was startled to see Nora standing right behind her along with Tuck and Brad.)
Lois: Ack! Mrs. Wakeman! I am so sorry if I, uh, oh god I am so embarassed!
Nora: It is quite alright Lois. I would'nt have expected any less of a reaction from someone like you.
Lois: I still feel very terrible about what I just said. Oh, god.
Brad: Hey, it's alright. We're just here to build a macine that will take us back to Tremorton, then you won't have to worry about us again.
Peter: Have you tried using my rocket to blast off to your universe?
Nora: I most certainly have! What simpleton would actually ride on that thing? They could get seriously hurt!
Peter: Well since you're all here, this would be a great chance for me to sell my buttscratchers!
Tuck: What?
(Peter suddenly whips out what looks like an ordinary backscratcher except with the word "Buttscratcher" drawn on it.)
Peter: Buttscratcher! Get your Buttscrather here! Buttscrather!
Tuck: Buttscratcher?
Peter: Buttscratcher!
(Peter hands Tuck a buttscratcher.)
Peter: Buttscratcher?
Tuck: Buttscratcher!
Peter: Buttscratcher!
(Peter hands Tuck his buttscratcher.)
Tuck: Yay! Buttscratcher!
(Peter then holds a buttscratcher to Nora.)
Peter: Buttscratcher?
Nora: What? NO!
Peter: Buttscratcher?
Nora: I SAID NO!
Peter: Aw. Buttscratcher.
Nora: Anyway. We won't be here for long. I am currently in the process of building the Universal Transporter. So long as nothing goes wrong, everything will be fine.
(Suddenly, Quagmire came bursting into the house.)
Quagmire: Peter, is it my turn with the pleasure bot now?
Peter: Not now Quagmire!
Quagmire: Aw man!
(Quagmire exited the house and closed the door on the way.)
Nora: As I was saying, so long as nothing goes wrong, everything will be fine.
(Right at that moment, huge explosion could be heard outside.)
Peter: What the hell was that?
(Peter, Lois, Chris, Brian, Meg, Stewie, Brad, Tuck, Nora, and Jenny ran out in the back yard and see the Silver Shell lying face first on the ground.)
Jenny: Silver Shell! What happened?
Silver Shell: He's. . . .coming this way!
Brian: Who's coming this way?
(Brian got his answer when a huge spiked wrecking ball fell down in front of the Griffins taking them all by surprise. Dr. Eggman was hovering over them in the same craft he was riding in back in Tremorton.)
Jenny: Eggman!
Eggman: Hahahahahaha! Well XJ9, I finally found you!
Silver Shell: St. . . .stand down. . .you villain!
Eggman: THAT'S ENOUGH OUT OF YOU! IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT WE WOUND UP STUCK IN THIS UNIVERSE!
(Lasers fired out of the hovercraft and hit the Silver Shell throwing him clear across town.)
Tuck: Silver Shell!
Brad: How is he going?
(In Stoolbend, the Silver Shell finally crash landed and destroyed part of an old house. The destroyed chunk had Cleveland in his bathtub as it slowly started to fall off the ledge.)
Cleveland: No, no, no, no, no, NOOOO!
(As the tub crash landed, it broke apart and Cleveland was sitting on the ground naked. Right then, a bear wearing a tie walks up to him.)
Tim: I still don't get it.
(From out of another house came Joe Swanson riding his wheel chair and looking up at Eggman.)
Joe: What's all the racket out he-(gasp) HOLY COW!
Eggman: Stay out of this you! This is for me to take care of!
(Joe took out his pistol and aimed it at Eggman.)
Joe: EAT LEAD YOU STRANGE BASTARD!
(Joes bullest fired, but harmlessly bouced off the hovercrafts armor.)
Eggman: ENOUGH!
(Eggman fired another laser and completely disintegrated Joes wheel chair. But at the same time, his legs were disintegrated as well.)
Joe: OH, WHAT ARE THE ODDS?
Eggman: Now then! If there are no more interuptions. . .
Jenny: Leave everyone alone Eggman! Or you'll answer to me!
Eggman: Precisely my point!
(A magnet suddenly came out from under Eggmans hovercraft and grabbed a hold of Jennys body.)
Jenny: GAH! I can't break free!
Brad and Tuck: JENNY!
Nora: XJ9!
Eggman: Hahahahaha! You're mine now robot girl! And the rest of you know what's best for you, if you ever attempt to be a hero, I will personally destroy you!
Jenny: Let me go! HELP!
(Eggman flew higher and higher into the air until a large portal opened up on top of them.)
Chris: They're getting away!
Meg: We have to do something!
Brian: Like what we're down here and he's up here!
Lois: Wait! Has anyone seen Peter?
(Suddenly, another exlplosion could be heard this time out in the backyard. The entire family was absolutely surprised to see a small red rocket flying up to Eggmans hovercraft. And riding on top of it was Peter Griffin.)
Brian: Peter?
Stewie: What the hell is he doing?
(Soon, the rocket was way above Eggmans hovercraft. And when it ran out of fuel, the rocket along with Peter Griffin fell straight down and right on top of Eggman.)
Eggman: OW! GET OFF ME YOU FAT IDIOT!
(After Eggman fianally pushed Peter off of him, the both glared at one another.)
Eggman: Who are you to interfere in my buisness?
Peter: The names Peter Griffin, and I'll be taking back that pleasure bot thank you very much!
Eggman: You're a moron! This machine has far more advantageous qualities than pleasing your filthy family!
Peter: Filthy? Oh, that's it! It's time for Peter Griffin to do what he should've done the first couple minutes I saw you!
(Peter raised his fist and punched Eggman right in the face.)
Eggman: Hmph. Luckily, I am prepared for this! You are not the only master of fisticuffs on this hovercraft!
(Eggman made punch towards Peter who blocked it and returned another punch to Eggmans gut.)
Peter: Haha! How do you like that?
(But Eggman quickly recovered and punched Peter in the face nearly knocking him off the hovercraft. Peter hung on for dear life trying not to fall off.)
Lois: Peter!
Eggman: Hmph. How about this?
(Eggman quickly started pushing some buttons shaking the hovercraft around causing Peter to lose his grip.)
Peter: Hey, cut that out! Come on, my grip ain't what it used to be after that night in bed when I. . . .uh. . . .just. . . .just stop it.
(But soon, Peters hand began to slip and fell off the ledge.)
Peter: AUGH!
(But luckily, Peter was alble to hang on to the chain that was holding the wrecking ball.)
Eggman: Grrr! You pest! Take this!
(As Eggman pushed a button, and suddenly, the chain was immediately detatched from the hovercraft. It, the wrecking ball, and Peter plummeted to the ground.)
Brian: HEADS UP!
(The Griffins ran out of the range of the falling wrecking ball, but Chris just stood there trying to raise his head as high as he can.)
Meg: Chris! Look out!
Chris: I'm trying, but my heads still to low!
(Meg quickly pulls Chris out of the way right before the ball hit the ground. Eggman looked over the edge and saw the wrecking ball on the floor and assumed Peter had been dealt with.)
Eggman: HA! That takes care of him. Now to return to MY UNIVERSE!
(Eggman drove his hovercraft back to the direction of the vortex, while Stewie noticed something.)
Stewie: Wait! Didn't the fat man fall with that thing? Where is he?
Tuck: Look!
(Beneath Eggmans hovercraft, Jenny, still stuck to the magnet, was holding Peters hand trying not to let go.)
Jenny: Hang on Peter. I got you.
Peter: Jenny. Wait. I got an idea. And no, it's not what you're thinking.
Jenny: That I throw you back onto Eggmans ship so you can beat him, gain control, and set me free?
Peter: Wow. You know, for a pleasure bot, you're mind is really a lot less kinky than I thought. Okay, throw me up in three. . . . .two. . . . . .ONE!
(With all of her strength, Jenny threw Peter up into the air until he landing right onto the front of the craft where he confronted Eggman.)
Eggman: WHAT? YOU? I thought I destroyed you!
Peter: Dead or alive, you're comming with me! But enough with the Robocop quotes. It's time for me to unleash my secret weapon upon you! Behold. . . .
(Peter reached into his pocket and pulled out his only weapon.)
Peter: BUTTSCRATCHER!
Eggman: The what? GAH!
(Eggman felt pain when Peters buttscratcher hit him in the nose. Then out of nowhere, Peter pulled out a second buttscratcher and started wailing Eggman with them.)
Peter: Buttscratcher! Buttscratcher! Buttscratcher! Buttscratcher! Buttscratcher! Buttscratcher!
(As Eggman was left lying on the ground, Peter dropped the two buttscratchers on the floor and turned to the control panel.)
Peter: Okay, how do I work this thing?
(To Peters surprise, Eggman snuck up behind him and smacked him in the face with one of his own buttscratchers.)
Peter: OW! Oh, that's it!
(Peter grabbed the other buttscratcher, and the two started smacking each other around in a buttscratcher duel.)
Peter: YAH! Buttscratcher!
Eggman: Buttscratcher!
Peter: Buttscratcher!
Eggman: Buttscratcher!
Peter: Buttscratcher!
Eggman: Buttscratcher!
Peter: Buttscratcher!
Eggman: Buttscratcher!
Peter: Buttscratcher!
Eggman: Buttscratcher!
Peter: Buttscratcher!
Eggman: Buttscratcher!
Peter: Buttscratcher!
Eggman: Buttscratcher!
Peter: Buttscratcher!
Eggman: Buttscratcher!
Peter: Buttscratcher!
(This went on for a few minutes until a stray shot from Peter accidentally hit a button on the control panel.)
Eggman: GAH! YOU IDIOT! THAT WAS THE SELFDESTRUCT BUTTON! THIS WHOLE CRAFT IS GOING TO BLOW UP NOW!
Peter: (gulp) Buttscratcher?
Eggman: Unbelieveable! I've come this far only to be defeated by a fat, drunk, scatterbrain? GAH! This isn't right!
Peter: Yeah, sucks to be you. Because you're going to hell! Hahahahahaha! Oh, wiat. I'm going to die too. But-but at least I'm taking you with me!
Eggman: Don't be so sure!
(A small jetpack on Eggmans back started up and propelled Eggman straight up into the vortex. As it disappeared, the hovercraft violently started to shake up.)
Lois: What is happening?
Brad: That thing is about to explode! And Jenny's still on it!
Brian: Oh my god! And so is Peter!
(Peter began to frantically push buttons on the hovercraft trying to figure out how to turn of the self-destruct mechanism.)
Peter: Oh, god nothing is working! I'm gonna die!
Jenny: Peter!
Peter: Huh?
(Flying in front of the hovercraft was Jenny Wakeman.)
Jenny: You did it! I'm free! Quick! Grab my hand and I'll fly you back down to your family!
(But just as Peter reached forward, the hovercraft exploded and blew the robot girl back a distance, while Peter fell down on the ground face first.)
Lois: PETER!
Jenny: OH NO! OH NO! OH NO! WHAT HAVE I DONE?
(Everybody crowded around Peters body in fear that he might be dead.)
Chris: DAD! WAKE UP!
Tuck: Hey mister! Are you alright?
(Suddenly, Peter got up, sat back down on the ground and clutched his knee in pain.)
Peter: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH! FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH! FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH! FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH! FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH! FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH! FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH! FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!
Brad: Uh, shouldn't somebody help him?
Brian: Oh, don't worry. He usually gets better after the sixty-seventh time he does that.
(Stewie cursed to himself silently as everyone was interupted by the Silver Shell who landed in the Griffins yard.)
Silver Shell: EXCELSIOR! EGGMAN! YOU HAVE INVOKED THE WRATH OF. . . .
(The metallic robot notices the crashed hovercraft in the yard, and Jenny, Nora, Brad, Tuck, and the Griffins looking at him awkwardly.)
Silver Shell: Um, am I late?
(Shortly after the attack, Peter was resting on the couch watching TV with his family, Jenny, Brad, and Tuck.)
Chris: Mom, I have a wedgie!
Lois: Chris, not in front of our guests.
Brian: So I hear that Nora is in the guest room building the device?
Brad: Yep.
Brian: And what about that Silver Shell? What's he about?
Brad: Just some robot who Jenny used to have a crush on, but was really a total jerk.
Tuck: And he's being riden by-I-I-I mean, he's been riding all around town search for evil to fight! He-he?
Jenny: I never got to thank you Peter for saving me. Sorry if I got you hurt in the process.
Peter: Meh. I've had worse. Can't think of any right now. But I've had worse.
Lois: Well either way, we're proud of you honey.
Meg: Yeah dad. You're a real hero.
Peter: Aw, Meg. I almost wish that meant something coming from you.
Brian: Hey, uh, has anyone seen Stewie?
Peter: He probably went to his room.
(Up in Stewies room, he continues to speak through the walkie-talkie with Mandark on the other line.)
Mandark: Blast! How could Eggman lose to that fat idiot?
Stewie: Oh, trust me, I was waaaaaaaaaay more surprised than you were. This definately put a dent in our plans.
Mandark: Not necessarily. After learning about your father closely, I think I've hired just the perfect colleague to take him on personally. And once everyone is caught offgaurd by all the mayhem, now will be our chance to take XJ9! Isn't that right?
(Standing next to Mandark was a silhouetted figure holding a shotgun as he nodded his head in agreement.)
Mandark: Excellent! Haha! Excellent! Hahaha! Hahahahaha!
To be continued. . .
[1] Yes. The news lady was originally Diane Simmons. But after her evil phase and apparent death in a later episode of the series, I decided to replace her with the new character, Joyce Kinney (who might also be a villain as depicted in the episode 'And I'm Joyce Kinney'. I just wanted to keep in canon with most of these cartoons.
Please leave your reviews. Part two should be up soon. If you look into the upcomming showdowns section, I think you'll be able to predict what the next battle is. See ya later.