Uneventful Nights at Stargate Command

Don't Even Go There

A/N: I can't believe I'm going back to this story, if anyone forgives me for abandoning it in the first place, PLEASE REVIEW AFTER.

Teal'c: Those of us who suffered in your previous chapters thoroughly enjoyed the break.

Reevee: I'm sure you did, now could you run disclaimer for me please?

Teal'c: Of course, Reevee does not own Stargate SG-1, if he did, Amanda Tapping would be unemployed. He also does not own High School Musical, that is owned by Disney

Reevee: Now we all know the scariness of Disney lawyers, but to warn them, I have my crucifix ready so BRING IT ON! Wait, Teal'c, are you trying to get the Carter fans to kill me?

Teal'c: The thought had indeed crossed my mind.

Reevee: Whatever, if anyone's still out there, enjoy, my muses for today are High School Musical, Sam, Cam, Dan and Vala.

I've decided to re-introduce borderlines. This is a borderline.

Daniel walked down the quarters-corridor as he so frequently did of a sleepless night. His eyes skimmed over the reports of lower-level SG teams one-by-one, searching for anything remotely connected to the panels his team had discovered on their last mission.

His attention was distracted by the sound of exuberant music emanating from Vala's quarters. although he only caught the end, he recognized the movie instantly as his favorite of all time, High School Musical. With that, he decided to take a break and stepped into Vala's room and gaped in stunned horror. On Vala's bed sat Colonels Carter and Mitchell, eyes glued to the scene and tears welling up in Carter's eyes.

"Its just so beautiful, they all found love in the end." Carter made a stifled choking noise as she said this.

"Can I go to High School?" The narrator would like to see if anyone seriously needs to know who asked this question.

Daniel was too stunned to speak, and the others hadn't noticed his presence yet, so Cameron answered; "No, and trust me, consider yourself lucky to have missed it."

"But it looks like such a fun time, drama, love and the ability to overcome all odds, divert from the status-quo and follow your dreams."

Daniel spoke instinctively, inadvertently alerting the others to his presence, "Didn't that cafeteria song go, 'no, no no no (NO NO NO), stick to the stuff you know, If you want to be cool, follow one simple rule, don't mess with the flow, no no, stick to the status-quo'?"

"Daniel! This isn't what it looks like, I'm only in here because of the popcorn," Cameron's high-pitch brought a smirk to Daniel's face.

"Pansy."

Sam, eyes clear, looked at Daniel with that tilted-head thing she always does when she admonishes someone, the narrator is sure the audience knows what he means, and commented, "You know Daniel, you were able to recite that chorus entirely by heart, and recall it without even hearing it on the DVD. What was that word you used, 'pansy' was it?"

"I seriously want to go to High School, I could finally release the eccentric actress beneath my dark, enigmatic exterior."

"Don't even go there, Vala, detentions, proms, cliques, it is evil, and you are neither enigmatic nor dark, you are what they'd call 'preppy'."

Another borderline goes here.

Reevee: If you've never seen High School Musical, it is the most preppy/campy/plainly lame movie of all time, but it is considered lovable by some.

Daniel: But not me.

Reevee: Liar.

Daniel: hmmm... have you ever heard of the fourth wall? Your narrator seems to be getting a bit too involved.

Reevee: Ooo, good idea, I may use that as a muse. R&R please!

Amanda Tapping: ...

Reevee: OH, I LOVE AMANDA TAPPING, SHE'S A GREAT ACTRESS SERIOUSLY, (but it took her 10 seasons to get Sam Carter right, so she would've probably been replaced after season 1 if I owned Metro-Goldwyn-Meyer) Please don't flame me for my views on this PLEASE!