Dialogue
by: skyz
Disclaimer: I don't own these characters.
Prompt: Dialogue
11.
"We need to make this fast. I have somewhere to be after this."
"Yeah, okay. Remember what we talked about?"
"Clearly, as I was there, Chad."
"Right but it looked like you weren't paying attention."
"Chad I always pay attention."
"Not always and most definitely not to me."
"That sounds suspiciously like whining..."
"You would know."
"See? Right there? That's why we broke up. You don't know how to appreciate me."
"You want a man to get down on his knees and worship the ground you walk on! You're not a goddess Sharpay."
"You're blind as well."
"Hmmph."
"Oh, cheer up. Let's turn that frown upside down!"
"Cut the perky crap. It doesn't suit you. And you're scaring me."
"God! How long does it take to get to this hole in the wall? You owe me so big for this. You remember that. When people break up it means never having to see each other again."
"You'll never let me forget this. And if you hadn't made such an impression on them I wouldn't have to do this. They're all set on grandkids. Mom will want to plan the wedding."
"Just shut up. And it's not my fault I'm so damn lovable that it translates over the phone. You better make sure I come out looking good when the engagement is called off. They had better blame you."
"There's the bitch I know and loathe."
"Don't be witty. It doesn't suit you. And you're scaring me."
"Copying me now? How original. There they are. Come on straighten up."
"Don't order me around."
"Smile."
"How do I look?"
"I told you to wear the black Chanel dress. I don't like this red one."
"This isn't about you, Chad. And this red dress makes me look superb."
"What? Of course it's about me. We're meeting my parents here Sharpay. It's all about me. Now keep smiling. Now, look like I just asked you to marry me."
"Look? I know I'm a hell of an actress but I do need some inspiration. Get down on bended knee. I slipped the ring box into your coat pocket. And thank God you're wearing something halfway decent."
"So that's why you hugged me! I didn't know why you were touching me. This is my show here. Just look pretty and act--"
"Like a woman in love. Get on your knee. Now. Do it. They are almost to the table."
"I've never hated anyone in the way in which I hate you. I've never stared into someone's eyes and wanted to gouge them out before. You bring that out in me. I see your perfect smile and want it to disappear. Everything about you makes my skin crawl and staring at you now, on bended knee, I can think of a million other things I'd rather be doing. Will you marry me? Make me the most miserable man in the world? Ruin my existence? Step on my heart and spit on everything I'm offering you?"
"That certainly could have been better. But I'll let it slide. The ring is marvelous if I do say so myself. Of course I'll marry you. My goal in life will be to make your life as miserable as mine. Now slide it on."
"Mom, Dad? This is Sharpay. She just agreed to marry me!"
"Mr. and Mrs.Danforth I will do everything in my power to make your son as happy as I feel at this very moment! I'm so glad to be joining your family! Group hug!"