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A/N: I just HAD to throw in a reference of that one certain fic in this chapter...
CHALLENGER 8: BARRAGAN LUISENBARN
As he slowly lumbered his way towards Orihime's cell, Barragan was busy making plans with his many fraccion on how they should handle the current situation.
"So...you're saying giving her gifts will be a bad idea?" Barragan grunted.
Ggio Vega nodded. "Yes. We have all come to a mutual agreement that it would be best to avoid a repeat of what happened when you attempted to make Harribel your queen a few weeks ago. Nirgge and Avirama are still in the infirmary after what that woman did to them, for Aizen's sake...!"
A scowl graced Barragan's chapped lips. "...That was before I found out she was a dyke."
"The correct, and more appropriate term you are looking for would be 'lesbian', boss. Tia Harribel is a bona-fide lesbian, and a bit of a pervert at that." Ggio remarked.
Barragan snarled at the small arrancar. "Why the hell are you even talking to me, anyway? You're just an ugly little buttwipe, not even...no, just BARELY good enough to lick my tennis shoes...which are very dirty, by the way!"
"Uh..." Ggio wasn't sure how to respond to that.
"NEVER MIND THAT! WE HAVE ARRIVED AT OUR DESTINATION!!" Barragan suddenly interjected. He rammed his large, calloused palm against the door several times, causing it to shatter. Poor Orihime was curled up in the corner, frightened out of her ditzy little mind. She hadn't prepared herself for this AT ALL. The elderly Espada scoffed as he slowly entered the room, his loyal fraccion following in after him.
Barragan turned to Ggio and pointed his index finger at Orihime. "That's her...right?"
"Yes," Ggio nodded, "That's her, boss..."
Barragan stared at Orihime for a few moments, and he frowned. "You know," he said, "I thought she was alot prettier than this...my mind must be going...I am rather disappointed..."
Ggio shrugged. "We can't all have it our way, boss."
"Actually, I can! Her floppy tits and timid disposition displease me greatly...I am no longer interested in this human girl! I like flat-chested girls with long braided hair and giant missiles! That is what I desire for a queen!!!" Barragan proclaimed loud enough for all to hear. Ggio nearly lost his lunch.
Orihime was a bit vague on the details, but she had a good idea on what was going on. 'Does this...does this mean I won't have to sell my body to this sleazy old geezer?'
"Let us go, men!" Barragan snapped his fingers, and they all piled out into the hallway, leaving Orihime in a thorough state of confusion.
BARRAGAN LUISENBARN HAS DROPPED OUT OF THE COMPETITION!! NEXT UP...STARRK!!