Date: September 6
Subject: On Dateline Tonight...
Dear Diary,
The worst thing ever happened to me today: I got a date with Brick Flagg. Why? Why in the world else?! Ron. In his effort to get on the school paper, he published an article that I'm crushing on Brick! He, of course, told me that we were going on a date.
Let me make one thing very clear: I was NEVER in love with Brick Flagg! But Ron and his journalism endeavors! Oh and he insisted on covering the date too! Which turned out to be just fine, because his journalism stint landed him the story of the month: Adrena Lynn, extreme stunt woman extraordinaire, faked her stunts. And of course, in retaliation, my date was spent rescuing Brick and Ron from that crazy freak. Bad date right? Well, to make it worse, Adrena Lynn messed with satellite signals so that my catastrophic, forced date that I didn't even want to be on could be international television! Talk about humiliation nation...
I freed Brick and Ron easily enough. Then...
The worst thing ever happened to me today: I got dumped on international television by Brick Flagg. Why? Why else?! Ron! Ron and his freaking headlines.
I'm going to go cordially kick his ass now...
~Kim.
on the next GTS: a brief history of cheese...