Team Chris is Really Really Really Really Hot: Alejandro, Jane, Noah, Ezekiel, Owen, Noah, Izzy
Team Amazon: Heather, Cody, Gwen, Sierra, Duncan
Team Victory: LeShawna
(Chris's POV)
Newfoundland! We had a whale of a time! Team Amazon lost, and Team Chris is Really Really Really Really Hot's luck continued as they tied with LeShawna. Jane and Alejandro kissed, and Noah found out and threw a tantrum! Haha! Jane ate some fish by accident and got hives. We didn't plan this in advance! Will we find Alejandro in shreds? Is Noah sharpening his claws to rip him to shreds? Was Jane the one at fault? Find out right now, on Total, Drama, WORLD TOUR!
(Alejandro's POV)
Ow. Who knew that Noah could throw a punch? He gave me a black eye and a few bruises. It hurts! He even gave me a few scratches. How long has it been since Noah cut his nails last? Those things hurt!
"Alejandro, let me see that handsome eye of yours!" LeShawna said. She gently stuck an eyepatch on my black eye. She was a great nurse. I looked over at Noah, and he was with Jane, trying to calm himself. It didn't seem to be working.
(Jane's POV)
"Noah, calm down. You're gonna hurt yourself," I said.
"I don't care! I just want that guy gone!" Noah said.
"Look, I know that Alejandro kissed me, but he tricked me, and I fell for it. I'll gladly lose to vote him off," I said. He smiled.
"Ha! There's that adorable smile of yours! You've been holding out on me!" I said.
(Chef's POV)
The plane stopped working.
"Um, are we out of gas?" Chris asked.
"Yeah, because you spent the last of our gas money on that dang hot tub!" I shouted. I picked up the intercom.
"Lock your butts to a seat! We're going down!"
(Jane's POV)
The plane went down. Izzy jumped out of the plane, sucking me and Owen out of the plane. Owen broke my fall, then I broke Izzy's fall. Then the plane fell on us.
(Noah's POV)
We got out of the plane. I looked around for Jane, when I saw her feet sticking out from under the plane.
"Jane! No!" I shouted, and ran towards the plane. I saw Owen and Izzy there, too.
Later, they were in an ambulance to go to the infirmary. I knew that Jane would be okay.
"Where are we?" Heather asked.
"Jamaica, mon!" Chris said.
"We were supposed to land in Ochos Rios, but this'll do."
(Owen's POV)
"Oh, no biggie, just a concussion! Can you parents my phone and worry them not to tell Santa?"
(Jane's POV)
"It's no problem, just a concussion! Tell worry not to Noah and tell alright that I am him?"
I woke up in the infirmary, and Owen and Izzy were still unconscious.
"Ugh, my head feels like a plane fell on it," I complained.
"Aw, really? You feel it too?" Owen said.
"Owen?" I said, happy that he was okay.
"Yeah. At least we don't have to play until Doc says we're okay!"
"That is very true, Owen," I said.
"The only problem is is that we could be letting our team down by being in here," I explained.
(Noah's POV)
"Your challenge is to jump off of beautiful Wherever-We-Are Falls into the eel and shark infested water below. You are searching for the gold chains Chef wears on karaoke night. Get them, and you win!" Chris explained.
We went through the challenge, and Gwen got the chains. Alejandro dived down to steal them and failed.
"I suppose I earned that," he said.
"We didn't!" I shouted down to him.
"Can Chef fix the plane so we can leave here while I'm still young?" Chris said into the camera.
"I don't know, did we land in the seventies?" I joked. Chris pushed me, and I fell down the cliff.
(Owen's POV)
Jane and I were talking when Jane passed out with a scream. I saw a saw poke through the roof and cut a circle. The army came down and took Izzy.
"We're taking Izzy home for special treatment!" the army general said.
"She's out of the competition?" I asked. The general nodded, and lifted back up through the circle. My eyes widened, then I sat back. Jane woke up, and the song bell rang. Chris wanted us to sing.
Owen: I miss the way, Izzy said hello!
By hoofing me, in the kiwis!
I miss the daytime, when Izzy moved so slow.
Jane: Ooh, ooh.
Owen: 'Cause other times, she'd get freaky!
Oh, Izzy! Oh, Izzy! I...I miss you so!
Oh, my Izzy, my little Izzy. Why'd I ever let you go?
Jane: Actually, she kinda dumped you.
Owen: I miss her smile, and the way she liked to bite
on my arm, when there was trouble-
Which was all the time. (laughs)
Oh, I miss the way, she'd always say goodnight.
Jane: Ooh, Ooh.
Owen: And boot me in the kiwis, double! Ouch.
Oh, Izzy! Oh, Izzy! I...I miss you so.
Oh, my Izzy, my little Izzy!
Why'd I ever let you go?
Why'd I ever let you go?
(Noah's POV)
Chris got back with Team Amazon's reward, and I had just got out of the pool. I was shocked by an eel. We went over to the bobsledding course.
"Your challenge is to ride this bobsledding course. Team Amazon, your reward is helmets! We can't afford bobsleds, so you'll be riding longboards, bobsled-style, down the track Chef made!" Chris explained. We all took a look at the track.
"Oh, my, god, we're gonna die," I said.
"Team Amazon is first, with Team Me Be Hot next, and LeShawna last! We'll do three runs! Best combined time wins!" Chris said. Out of the corner of my eye, I saw Owen and Jane running towards us.
"Hey, Doc says we're okay to compete!" Owen said as he joined us. Jane tackled me. I fell to the ground and burst out laughing. I took a look at Jane's swimsuit. She was wearing a white bikini top with a black bikini bottom and her hair was in a ponytail at the nape of her neck.
"Hey," I said, "we're up first."
"Okay!" she said. She grabbed the long board and stood with me behind Sierra and Cody. They got ready to sled down the track, and I heard the bullhorn beep. They ran down the track. I cringed when they slammed against the side of the pool.
"47.39 seconds! Team I Am Super Amazingly Hunky Dreamy Hot! You're up!" Chris shouted.
"I'm in front," I said.
"Try not to lose this one. We need to get rid of LeShawna first," Jane whispered in my ear. I nodded. We got on the board.
"Ready!" I shouted. The bullhorn beeped and I pushed us down the track. Jane screamed bloody murder. I don't think she had ever been to an amusement park. We slammed against the side, much like Sierra and Cody did.
"58.49 seconds. Still didn't beat the girls, but we'll see. LeShawna! You're up!" Chris shouted. We watched her go through the course. She landed perfectly, rolling up the side and landing on her feet. Two more people from each team went up. Team Amazon had Heather and Duncan. We had Zeke and Owen. LeShawna went up for Team Victory, of course. Team Amazon had 56.25 seconds, Zeke and Owen had 55.45 seconds, and LeShawna had 40.30 seconds. Team Amazon had Sierra and Cody back up. We had Tyler and Alejandro go up. LeShawna was up again for her team.
(Jane's POV)
With Noah's acceptance, I went up to Alejandro and whispered in his ear.
"Alejandro, I want you to sabotage LeShawna somehow. I would suggest having Tyler pull down his headband, and pop a piece of the track so LeShawna would wipe out," I said. He nodded. We watched as Sierra and Cody got a good time. We then watched closely to what Alejandro did. He punched his fist into a piece of the track, popping a piece of the wood up. Then, LeShawna went down the track, and flew off of the track because of what Alejandro did.
"Incomplete! Team Amazon reigns in a combined total of 2 minutes and thirty-seven seconds! Team Me Be Hot reigns in 2 minutes and thirty-five seconds! Looks like first class goes to Team Me Be Hot, and LeShawna goes to the elimination room one last time!"
(LeShawna's POV)
"Um, with Izzy gone, we don't need another elimination, right?" I asked.
"Wrong! Drop of Shame's thataway!" Chris said.
I grabbed a parachute and jumped out, only to land on the ground a few feet below.
"It's not the same without the scream," Chris said.
"Ahhhhhh!" I screamed weakly. Then I felt something crawling up my legs.
"AH! FIRE ANTS! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" I screamed and ran away.
(Chris's POV)
"Ah, much better! Will LeShawna ever get those ants out of her pants? Will Jane and Noah successfully eliminate Alejandro? Will we get off of this island while we're still young?"
"I don't know, did we land in the seventies?" I heard Noah ask.
"Hey, when did you get here?" I shouted, then sighed.
"Find out next time, on Total, Drama, WORLD TOUR!"
Team Amazon: Heather, Duncan, Cody, Gwen, Sierra
Team Chris is Really Really Really Really Hot: Alejandro, Jane, Noah, Owen, Ezekiel, Tyler
Team Victory: Disbanded