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To partner IN crime XD: no... dur... considering ur name... lol
To Red-Weasel-Chan: meh...heh... heh... ull have to find out! BWAHAHA!
To Appleblx: FAIL! WOW FAIL!
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Heathers POV (lol for once)(lol)(When can it be HAYLEY'S POV!)(...later...-oc)(:P-xb)
"Ed... Tamaki... Kurz... Same voice actor... Yaoi..." I heard Shannon sleep talking next to me.
I couldn't sleep. The thought about Hannah sleeping 3 persons away from me was absolutely frightening.
"Gmail... Facebook... Youtube..." I think she was dreaming about the internet now. "Twitter is stupid..." Of course...
I wish someone would believe me. I want to talk to Al-
You know what? Why do I even have to write my point of view for this chapter? Shannon usually does this. This is stupid. I'm handing it over to Ali.
Ali's POV
Hayley, Hannah, and I all woke up together. Shannon and Heather were still asleep, clinging onto each other while Hayate tried licking them awake.
"That doesn't look right," I laughed pointing at the sleeping pair.
Hannah smiled mischievously while Hayley laughed extremely hard. Well, that woke up Shannon.
She sat up and yawned. "It's 8. Is Riza up yet?" she asked.
Now that she mentioned it, Hawkeye WASN'T up yet. Strange.
"Nope," Hayley replied. Then she grinned evilly. "I bet you she was up all night with Mustang."
"That may be a true fact. I heard royai was canon," Shannon grinned.
"Whats canon? How do you even get Royai from Roy and Riza?" I asked.
Shannon facepalmed. EPIC FACEPALM! "Must explain EVERYTHING?" she complained.
"Yes," Hayley retorted.
She sighed. "I'm hungry. Who wants to get Riza?"
"NOSE GOES!" Hayley shouted out.
Quickly everyone touched there noses. Shannon was the slowest.
"Grrr..." she growled. "Fine, be that way poofaces."
We all waited for her to get back. There was a shrill scream and Shannon ran out looking pale. Even though she's tan...
"What happened?" Heather bolted awake.
"I SAW ROY!" Shannon screamed.
"REALLY?" we all asked.
"Pssht no," Shannon snorted. "Riza was taking a shower and... I saw... THE TATTOO! SHE REALLY DID GET BURNT!"
"Tattoo?" Hayley and Hannah asked.
"Oh yea," Shannon grinned. "Hayley didn't watch brotherhood and Hannah doesn't know about anime."
"Pssht. No... I totally knew that!" Hayley protested.
"No you didn't," I retorted.
"Oh, uhmmm, I also saw Roys jacket on the floor... seriously..." Shannon looked scarred. "OH MY GOSH BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?" she. Exclaimed looking really happy. "I THINK I CAN DO LIGHTNINGY ELECTRICY ALCHEMY! WANNA SEE?"
"But Roy only taught us the basics! And we exploded the place most of the time," Hayley commented.
"Well... I tried making my own back home... Here watch!" Shannon grabbed a marker and drew of her wrist. Then she alchemitized a lightbulb and using her new-founded alchemy, she made the lightbulb turn on!
"Is is going to explode?" Hannah asked cautiously.
"Do... you want it too?" Shannon looked innocent. "Cuz... I can make it into lightning..."
"N-no th-" Hannah backed away but got cut off by Heather. Rudely.
"HECK YEA! ELECTRICUTE SOMETHING!" Heather jumped up and down in excitement.
Shannon grabbed and nearby book and with her magical alchemy powers, she actually made lightning! But... then it caught on fire.
"OH SHIT! FIRE!" Hayley and I gasped running around in circles.
"When in panic, when in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout!" Heather cheered.
Quickly but cautiously, Shannon dropped the book in the sink and put out the fire. THEN she freaked out. "HOLY CHEESEITZ!"
It was a bad time because Hawkeye walked in. "What happened?" she asked in shock.
"Shannon set a book on fire," Hannah replied.
Hawkeye looked at the place Shannon grabbed the book from, glared at her murderously, but then sighed.
"Is everyone alright?" she asked... motherly like!
"OMG RIZAS NOT MAD! ITS A MIRACLE! I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO DIEE!" Shannon gasped, standing up from the floor on which she had collapsed on in dispair!
"Oh...um Riza... Shannon has a question," I said, pushing Shannon towards Riza.
"I do?"
"The jacket!" I reminded her.
"Oh yeah... Why is Roy's jacket on the floor in your room?" She questioned.
Riza blushed insanely. "..." No comment.
"Holy crap... do you think?" Hayley asked.
"I think so," I replied. "Is Roy still here?"
"Is he hiding in your closet?"
"Are you going to let us abduct your boyfriend?"
"IT'S SO FLUFFY AND CUTE! YAYZ! THEY'RE MEANT TO BE!" Shannon squealed in bliss.
"Excuse me?" Riza growled.
"You're excused," we all retorted.
"No, but seriously," Shannon said. "Is Roy like... somewhere in here? Like... in your closet or something?"
Riza facepalmed and shook her head. "You know what? Can you all just leave me alone? A festival opened up near the outskirts of Central, just go there and have fun today. PLEASE!" She was pretty much begging.
Hayley walked up next to her and patted her back. "It's ok Hawkeye, we know you and Mustang need your alone time."
Riza was so mad you could feel the tension radiating from her very essence.
I backed away. "Exposure to radiation is harmful!" Which then all led us into running in circles screaming 'RADIATION EXPOSURE! RADIATION EXPOSURE!'
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Hayley's POV (its everyones pov xD hehe)(nt urs yet :P-pnc)(well it will soon :P but not hannahs NONONONO or else the plot will be obvious-oc)(lol)(YES ITS HAYLEY'S! OH YEAH!)(oh wow lol-oc happy FOURTH XD of july btw-oc)(Happy 6th of July, btw-xb)(hehei its my friends bday 2day!-pnc)(Ohh yeeaaaah! 7/7/11! lol 7 11...-xb)(we have the most randomest comments in the most randomest places-oc)
Riza drove us to the festival and pretty much kicked us out of the car.
"HEY! THAT'S NOT COOL PUNK!" I screamed at her as she closed the door.
I don't think she heard because she sped away really fast.
"Why do I have a feeling that we are slowly getting on her nerves?" Ali asked.
"No. Don't worry, you're feeling is wrong. We are already on her nerves," Heather commented.
"Ook... well forget Riza! I haven't been to something like this ever since... uhm... was is Great America...? Disneyland...? Er... I don't remember! Let's go!" Shannon exclaimed in excitement.
"Wait!" I stopped everyone. "Are we going to split up?"
It was a pretty obvious question. Ali had dragged Heather and Hannah with her while Shannon was still standing next to me.
"Uh, yeah, sure. Why not," Ali shrugged. Then she walked away with her buddies.
"Ok... so... where do you wanna go?" Shannon asked confused.
"Uhm...uhm...uhm...uhm..."
"...Yes...?"
"DON'T RUSH ME! I'M STILL TRYING TO THINK PUNK!" I snapped back at her.
"I'm sorry! Don't hurt me! Please! Continue!"
"Uhm...uhm...uhm...uhm...Wanna get some food?"
"Sure."
We both slowly headed toward the food court.
"...We don't even have money..." Shannon murmured.
"Oh pssht, don't worry, I managed to steal some of Hawkeyes money," I grinned.
Shannon looked up at me in awe. "You didn't!"
"I did."
"OMG! How much did you take?"
"I dunno, but Rizas not going to use it so I took a big wad."
"You know she's going to kill us when she finds out."
"So? C'mon, let's enjoy today!"
"Ok! I wonder how Amestrian food tastes like! Besides Rizas cooking... She should really take us out to eat one of these days."
"HECK YEAH!"
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Ali's POV
By the time we actually got to the heart of the festival, Heather was no where to be seen. It just left me with Hannah.
"Uhm, what do you wanna do?" I asked.
"Wait... stay here. I need to go to the bathroom," Hannah said. Sometimes, she seemed like a complete mystery.
So, just like she said, I waited. Well not really, actually, I kinda wandered around the general area and saw this game booth where you had to shoot these rubber ducks. I gave the person dude... 5 cenz. I couldn't even hit one! As I began mumbling angrily, Heather walked up and handed the person 5 cenz.
"I wouldn't if I were you," I mumbled to her.
Ignoring that, Heather began shooting at the ducks like a madwoman and laughing insanely hard! Soon, the game booth was completely exploded and Heather got her prize.
"WOW! HOW'D YOU DO THAT?" I exclaimed jumping up and down.
"You think that was good? I feel so appreciated! But... Shannon has better aim... I was just shooting randomly..." she confessed.
FLASHBACK
Shannon attempts to shoot Ali with a nerf gun but misses... BY A LOT.
"Fail."
Ali hits Shannons forehead.
"Stupid aim!"
END OF FLASHBACK
"That is so hard to imagine..." I murmured.
"What is?"
I gasped and spun around to find that Hannah was back. But wait.. Heather was gone! Weird, I wonder where she disappeared too again.
"Oh nothing, just about Heather," I replied.
"She did that?" Hannah asked pointing at the mess.
"Yea. We're really special people," I grinned.
"Oh? Tell me more about yourselves?"
"Well... this starts when we fell down a hole into Central..."
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Hayley's POV
"The food doesn't taste that bad," I commented.
"This hot dog reminds me of In-N-Out..." Shannon murmured.
"YUMYUMYUM!" I exclaimed.
"So... wanna go now?" Shannon asked.
"Sure," I shrugged.
Shannon and I began walking around for something fun, when we saw a game booth that looked... ok, it was smoking and had a bunch of bullet holes.
"Hey, look at that. I wonder what happened," I told Shannon and pointed.
She blinked and went up to the booth dude who was trying to fix it.
"Excuse me, what happened?" she asked.
The dude spun around and glared at him. "Why would you want to know? YOU did it. You can't change your hairstyle and come back and think I'd fall for that. Try again little psycho girl."
Shannon walked back. "H-he called me a psycho girl! Does someone here really Al" she paused. "Unless..."
She turned back.
"GET AWAY BEFORE I CALL THE POLICE!" the dude shouted.
"WAIT WAIT WAIT! Did the person who did this laugh like a psycho? Uhm... have pigtails?" Shannon asked.
"Yes! It was YOU!"
"Nope. That was my friend. Plus, HOW DO WE LOOK ALIKE? I'M TAN AND ASI- XINGESEY LOOKING! SHE'S AMESTRIAN LOOKING AND NOT TAN! YOU NEED GLASSES YOU BLIND MAN!" she screamed extremely loud.
"What was that?" I asked nervously when she came back. I swear, she's scary when she does stuff like that! Like when she started the stuffed animal fight...
Well, anyway, we headed off. But moments later, we came across this giant tent and went inside. It was the house of mirrors!
"I'll race you to the end!" Shannon cheered and began sprinting away.
"PUNK! NOT FAIR!" I shouted running after her.
We were almost to the end, but we accidently crashed into the mirror. Not really, we fell into it.
"Where are we?" Shannon asked looking around.
"WE'RE IN HOGWARTZ!" I exclaimed excitedly. "WE CAN FIND THE PHILOSOPHERS STONE!"
"OMG LET'S GO!"
Together, led by the awesomeful ME,we got past the 3 headed dog thing and got the philosophers stone.
"Wow. Who gets to keep it?" Shannon asked.
"M-"
"NO! DON'T ANSWER THAT!" Shannon gasped.
"Maybe... we can... split it in half...?"
"Lemme try."
Shannon tried but failed to break the little stone in half. She obviously lacks the skill to do such a simple task. Tsk tsk...
"My turn!" I alchemitized a sword out of the ground and cut it in half. Both pieces landed in our hands. "Presto. I am awesome. You have to admit."
"Yeah yeah. Let's go oh awesome one," Shannon rolled her eyes sarcastically.
"Fine."
With my AWESOME leading skills, we went back through the mirror and back in Central.
"What do we do now?" I asked.
Shannon shrugged. "I dunno about you, but I'm going to buy a necklace."
"Why...?"
"So I can keep this safe to make sure no one takes it," she replied.
"Oh. I'll join you."
We walked some more and somehow found one. For both of us. We put the stone in the necklaces so now it just looks like it's part of it.
"It's 5. Should we go find the others?"
"Sure."
Shannon's POV
"AAALLIII! HHHEEEAAATTTHHHEERRR! HHAAANNAAHH!" Hayley and I called. "WHERE IS YOU?"
While walking around, we bumped into someone.
"Ed! OMG!"
"You know Mustangs cooler than you, right?"
"Why are you here and where's Al?"
Ed sighed in exasperation. "It's you two. Colonel Jackass sent me here to get you guys. Al found a kitty. Where's the other 3?"
"We were trying to find them, didn't you hear us screaming?" Hayley rolled her eyes.
"OMG IT'S ED! HI ED!"
Ali was running in our direction while dragging poor Heather and Hannah with us. (I find it ironic how heather, hannah, and Hayley(notice the capital H in Hayley's name-xb) all have the same first letters for both names lol-oc)(normally i would say go H's but actually the letter A is WAY AWESOMER than the letter H...no offense people whose name starts with H...-xb)(wow... y did u only capitol Hayley's?-pnc)(Cuz shes the coolest...DUH!-xb)(no, becuz it was auto correction on my dads phone T.T dream on xb-oc)(lol buuuuurn (bad roy pun)-pnc)(WELL...IT AUTOCORRECTS HAYLEY'S NAME...AND JUST HAYLEYS NAME (WTFSO WHO GOT BURNED NOW!-xb)(still u-pnc)(no u. and oc.-xb)(umm actually the phone did cuz it didnt auto correct properly-pnc)(Whaddya mean? IT DID AUTOCORRECT PROPERLY CUZ IT ONLY CAPITALIZED HAYLEY'S NAME-xb)(umm no BECUZ it just auto corrected Hayleys name it DIDNT AUTO CORRECT PROPERLY!-pnc)(EXACTLY! it only corrected HAYLEY'S name cuz shes the coolest.-xb)(u wish. i wish for a unicorn :D-pnc)(I WISH TO BECOME THE NEXT PRESIDENT.-xb)(the next campaigne is in 2012 and ur still gonna b 2 young-pnc)(too bad, punks. ill just be next world leader-xb)(WTF U TWO SPAMMED THIS! say another word and ill... ill do something! U just wait!-oc)(Mwahahaahaa!-xb)(screw u-oc)(lol nuts and bolts! We're screwed!-xb)(im gunna get u the first glance of u i get, im going to run in ur direction and slap u! well... maybe not xb... ill just endup regretting it. especially if wer in any classes together...-oc)(not tru. Ur talking.-oc)
"I FOUND THEM!" I exclaimed jumping up and down in triumph.
"No... they found us," Ed corrected.
"No, you don't get it Edo! I have magical fairy powers so before they came here, I saw them in my mind but didn't tell you," I grinned all slyly.
"No, you don't get it... what's your name?"
"My name is Edward Elric."
"Edw- HEY! THAT'S MY NAME!"
"Glad to be of service."
Ed facepalmed right before Ali jumped on him.
"AHHH! GET OFF ME!" he screamed pushing her off. "Don't bother me! I'm just here to take you back to Mustang!"
"Oh... Ok. Let's go," we all shrugged.
"OHHHHHH YEAAAAAAAAAH!" Hayley shouted proudly, making people stare at us all weirdly.
"I FOUND ANOTHER KITTY!" Ali proclaimed loudly.
I whimpered. "I-I t-though I was the kitty girl!"
Heather instinctively went to my side and patted my back.
"Come on, let's go. The sooner you get back, the more annoyed colonel sarcasm will be," Ed groaned.
"OK!" we all cheered.
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3rd person POV
"General Hakuro?" a little voice asked.
"Hmm yes?" Hakuro turned around and saw a little girl dressed completely black. In her hand, was a bloody dagger.
It was broad daylight. Holly had caught Hakuro alone in broad daylight. Presumably the middle if the day.
"Hey!" Hakuro shouted. "What are you doing with that? Who are you!"
"My name is Holly and I'm going to kill you."
She raised the dagger high over her hand and slabbed Hakuro straight through the heart causing an explosion of blood to splatter.
"No. You're H..H..." Hakuro couldn't finish. He collapsed on the sidewalk. Cold with death.
Holly laughed evilly in triumph. "I will kill every last one of you scums!" she proclaimed. "You'll regret what you did to me! I will have my revenge!"
And as quick as she came, she disappeared among the shadows.
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Shannon's POV
When Ed got us to Roy, we learned that he got drunk and that Riza was trying to sober him up. So, Hughes decided to let us spend the night.
"YAY! HUG-HES!" Ali, Hayley, and I exclaimed happily.
"Yo kiddos!" he greeted holding up the peace sign.
"He's cool. But I'm so much cooler than all you chums!" Hayley exclaimed.
"Yes Hayley. Whatever you say," Ali and I sighed rolling our eyes.
"MY AWESOMENESS RIGHT THERE!"
"Awesomesauce," I giggled.
"Soo... why don't all of you come in? It's just in time for dinner!" Hughes chirpped happily.
Once we got in, we heard a shrill squeak. "DADDY!" It was Elysia.
Uhm... Remember how when Ed and Al stayed at Hughes place? Well... the same thing happened... kinda...
Her eyes sparkled when she saw us. "You look like you're from that book I read about fairy princesses and debaucherey!" she exclaimed happily.
"D...debaucherey?" O.O we asked.
"Yeah! The tallest one is the oldest so she's the smartest!" (Bwahahaha-pnc)(I offended myself. T.T-oc)(hahaha yea u I got u an owl made of beads and wire!-pnc)(*squeals* OWLIE-CHAAAN!hence my name owlcookies lol-oc)
Hayley and I glared at Elysia for our own reasons.
"The next tallest is the kid with glasses so she's the next oldest! She's the conceited one!"
I continued to glare at her while Hayley was making conceited remarks.
"Then the girl in the background!" She was pointing at Hannah. "You're the mysterious nerdy one!"
O.O Hannah pointed to herself in shock.
"Then there's you two! The twincest! Shorty and bookworm!"
Everyone looked at me when she said shorty and then Heather with bookworm. (lol OHSHC much?-pnc)(yea... hehee... MMAAAYYBBEEE... HOW DO U SPELL DEBACHERAY?-oc)(idk ur asking the worlds worst u and heather r twincest XP-pnc)(oh well, I looked it up. Wat? Its tru. For HER. She clings onto my arm sooo much. And she makes me seem like the guy T.T oh andalso, dude go check out the school site! LOOK AT EET-oc)(OMG I DID! :D yay! but nooooo shorter GMSTV :( lol ok..-pnc)(IK! ITS TERRIBLE! maybe we have to go earlier to gmstv O.o-oc)(lol I told my dad I have GMSTV on the first day of school and he called me crazy-pnc)(mine too lol! So today I asked for a bottle of honey just to eat it, my parents didn't think I was serious. I WAS-oc)
I sulked, almost bawled, and attack the little jerk! But due to the restraint Hayley and Ali had on me, I just continued to glare at her. Only it was a blood-lust death glare type. That seemed to scare Elysia because she shrieked and ran away.
"I'm...gunna...kill...her..." I scowled.
Heather patted my back. Harder this time.
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EXTRAS :P
if ppl in fullmetal alchemist had a facebook...
Shannon: bwahahaha!
Heather: wacha doin?
Shannon: im hacking roys facebook
Heather: uhm... y?
Shannon: cuz im evil. durrr
Heather: then... wat r u doing?
Shannon: making riza and roy in a relationship... ok... now to go to rizas account
Heather: howd u get their passwords?
Shannon: i didnt.. .its on autosave...
Heather: oh
Shannon: AND DONE! XD
LATER...
Fuhrer: colonel, lieutenant, y are you two in a relationship?
Roy and Riza: wat r u talking about sir?
Fuhrer: ehem... facebook...
Roy: HEY! SHANNON HACKED OUR ACCOUNTS!
Riza: how can u- *they see tht shannon wrote "BWAHAHA I HACKED THESE SUCKERZZ ACCOUNTS from, the kitty girl* i see...
MUCH LATER...
Shannon: ah man, they declined my friend request...
Hayley: oh gee, i wonder y. *sarcasm*