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wewacian: hm

This was so funny. Ok, now on with the questions.

Tobi: You are the best character in the WHOLE show -glomps Tobi- and also Deidara -glomps Deidara-. BY the way, waht do you think of you and Sakura being together? Oh wait, she's with Shino. So, would you date me then?

Leader-sama: Would you ever let me join Akatsuki so that I can be with Tobi and Deidara?

Kaka-kun: -cries anime tears- you're bi? WHYY? I wanted to date you? Why must you be BI?

Obito-kun: You are the hottest character in the wholke series, besides Yondaime. Alas, you're not here-cries anime tears- and you're the bestest character besides...Besides yourself and Tobi

Yondaime-sama: You're the bestest character in the wholest series besides Tobi. I named myself after you...If you don't already know...-anime tears coming-WHY-cries anime tears-? You were the bestest in the whole series and you still are even though you're dead.

Sondaime: Is that right second Hokage-sama? Anyways, you are so cool, are you related to Jiraya in anyway? And Kakashi? Just wondering. But Tobi is better

That's all from me again. Oh and also to wewacian, I couldn't write myself in because I'm called myself after one of the characters, so that's why there's the lines things that are my actions that I do. Anyways, this fic is cool.

Yondaime-kun

Tobi: of course Tobi is the best! Tobi beat a tailed beast with ONE punch!

Deidara: ugh...idiot

Tobi: -glomp'd- AHHHHH! GET IT OFF! -scampers behind Deidara-

Deidara:-almost glompd- I dont like Sakura and i HATE you...-glare-

Tobi: dont be mad at...him or her...Tobi thinks that they are just crazy...

Deidara: got that half right...

Shino: she's not with me..just to clear that up...im too much man to be tied down to just one woman

Shino fangirls: -doesnt care what he says-

Sakura: of course im with you Shino-kun!

Shino:...yeah, sure..you believe that...

Sakura: oh shino...-hugs-

Leader-kun: no...we have enough...and besides it's not like you have any useful powers or jutsus...like Zetsu

Zetsu: yeah!

Leader-kun: even Tobi has an incredible ability

Tobi: the best special ability

Leader-kun: yeah, it's amazing...he blew.my.MIND. when he used it, secretly...he's the strongest..

Tobi: the bestest of all!

Deidara: hmph...yeah right...

Leader-kun: DO NOT QUESTION YOUR LEADER!

Deidara: yes leader-sama!

Kakashi:...what's so bad about being bi? i like women...i like men...im not seeing problem with it...

Itachi: me either...she must not have know what it meant...

Kakashi: I'd never date or even remotely like people who misinterpit that...

Itachi: i completely understand

Obito: that wasnt really a question...i'd say...

Kakashi: oh, so you ARE here...good to see you again

Obito: yeah, so...wow, you've gotten taller

Kakashi: yeah, it's been like...15-ish years...I think

Obito: that long?

Kakashi: mhm..thanks for the eye by the way

Obito: no problem

Kakashi: so uh...how was...death?

Obito: pretty cool...oh, hey! remember what our sensei made us call him?

Kakashi: no...it's been awhile for me

Obito: oh..me either...it was something...like...

Yondaime: It was Super Babe Magnet!

Obito: oh! yeah, that's right

Rin: those were crazy, crazy times...

Obito: yep...

Rin: wow, you've gotten taller Kakashi...

Kakashi: heh...Obito said the same thing

Yondaime: so...why the hell are here? I's got some sinnin to do, cmon Kakahsi, since you're old enough let's go hit the clubs!

Kakashi: hell yeah -jumps out window with Yondaime-

Obito: man...we never get to do anything cool...it's always Kakashi...and his...stupid...mask...WAIT THAT'S IT! THE MASK!!

Rin: what about it?

Obito: that's what makes him so awesome!

Rin: no..that cant be what it is...

Obito: -puts mask on-

Rin: ...you're still the same...

Obito: OH! right..-pulls forehead protector over left(missing) eye-

Rin: -jumps on Obito- SEX ME NOW!

Obito:...i knew it...

Sondaime: just because people have the same hair color or look similar doesnt mean they're related, especially if one happens to be in an entirely different series...

Hey, I LOVVE this story. It's hilarious.
But anyway.
Gaara: I LOVE YOU. I believe I'm quite obbsessive, though not like... a stalker. You are NOT a freak, and I bet you look Ah-dorable when you sleep. : I'd try to hug you, but you'd block it. So, have a cookie. -gives cookie with hug concealed inside-
Orochimaru: Wow, you're pretty good at the whole "Comic Relief"
Thing. But, I think you should juggle. Yeah... that's it.
Sakura: Omgsh. Please jump out the window again. You're so annoying.
Hinata: My friend Maddie and I decided we were going to uh... dismember you becuase we love Gaara more then you. But Maddie isn't getting Gaara. Cos she's uncool. : SO YOU BETTER HIDE EVIL GIRL oh, and Kankuro: You're sorta qt.

Gaara: I dont sleep...and why would be in my room at night if you werent a stalker

Kankuro: PH34R H1S SC13N(3!!eleven!1!111111!!!!11'2qwF!

Gaara: exactly.

Kankuro: AND HE DOESNT WANT YOUR DAMNED FILTHY COOKIES! -tosses cookie into fire pit of death-

Gaara: damn straight

Orochimaru: yep...I am a master of many things...-juggles chainsaws-

wewacian: -plays circus music-

Kiba: -tosses another chainsaw at Orochimaru-

Naruto: -tosses two chairs at Orochimaru-

Orochimaru: STOP IT! I CANT JUGGLE ANYMORE!

Shikimaru: -tosses Itachi at Orochimaru-

Orochimaru: -drops everything-

Itachi and Orochimaru: -death by juggling-

Sakura: nah...

Hinata: like you'd even have a chance...

Gaara: yeah, why do you think you could take Hinata?

Hinata: exactly

Gaara: and it's not just maddie that's uncool, you are to.

Hinata: mhm..

Kankuro: I dont know...I kinda like her

Gaara: you're just sayinf that because she doesnt hate you...wuss

Kankuro: no im not...

Gaara: yeah, you are...

Kankuro:...

Gaara: just go sit in the corner and read the rest of the letter that was edited out

Kankuro: -reads-

Everybody:I think people (especially Gai) should stop throwing condoms at Neji and start throwing them at -spoiler- because he left -spoiler- -spoiler-! Kakashi! Do something about this!
Haku: are you a crossdresser? Or just confused?
Orochimaru: I would LOVE to be pale as you! Tell me, how do you do it!
Wewacian: YOU ROCK! -gives you tons of cookies-

wewacian: since that's a spoiler...ill have to explain that...-blank- was dating -blank- and they're adults, cmon...and it's not like -blank- wanted to be -blank-ed so dont go around playerhating -blank- when you dont even know -blank-

Shikimaru: yeah!

Kakashi: I cant blame Asuma for getting -blank--blank-, maybe that would've kept him from smoking..and stuff

Asuma: yeah and besides im -blank- what can I do?

Haku:...neither, I wear boys clothes in case you didnt notice

Zabuza: yeah, those are pants he wears...

Haku: you'd have to be, some kind of white person not to know that

Zabuza: yeah, hahahahaaahaaha...white people...

Orochimaru: it's natural

wewacian: thanks for the cookies..and stuff..-magics them other delicious foods-

Naruto cast(and bear): yay!

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