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CHAPTER 11
Pokémon
Do you know why I'm really happy right now?
Because I'm right in front of the hall of origin, the hall of which the legendarys live, stay, eat, sleep, and do their normal thing.
What I thought was funny was that it looked like the white house, just a bit more shiny.
We appeared in front of it. There was a shiny background all around us and we seemed to have gotten to the court yard "ah…it's been a while since I was here…" Arceus said
I looked at my watch
JULY 27
Now days were moving as fast as a minute. I hope nobody back on earth is getting dizzy or anything.
We ran into the hall of origin "THE TIME FLOW IS AT THE TOP FLOOR. WE MIGHT BE ABLE TO KEEP IT FROM GOING ANY FASTER!" we all followed Arceus through many hallways. I looked beside me to see Jason having a look of determination on his face. As did I.
Wow did I really say that?
I was fucking SCARED LIKE HELL. I was going to meet a creature of darkness and challenge him head on. That kind of made me a bit FRIGHTENED
It was the 28th when we got to the time flow. We found dark standing there and the river that Dialga "yeah I thought you would come sooner or later" Arceus IMMEDIETLY punched him in the face "YOU SON OF A BITCH! DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'VE DONE?!"
July 29th
"I'm going to create a world of my own. So I can rule!" I quickly thought of an idea "DIALGA!" I shout and I quickly access my aura.
July 30th
Dialga perks up from his corner store "Dialga! I need you to stop time now!" I say to him
"But I can't! Dark Lugia is…"
"Dark is taken care of!" July 31st…
"What do you mean?!"
"JUST STOP TIME NOW!" after hesitation. I go back to my body to the sound of LOUD screeching
I look at my watch. The numbers are a blur but they slowly slow down
11:55
11:56
11:57
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11:58
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11:59
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11:59 thirty seconds
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11:59 fifty seconds….
Beep beep beep beep
August 1st
And time stopped at exactly midnight of august the first "oh…no…" I say as I stare at the numbers "it's august the first…" I say looking up. Everyone is looking at me. Even dark Lugia who is in mid-strangled with Arceus was staring at me "r…really…?" Jason sputtered "were to late…?"
Dark gets up from Arceus "I knew it" he says as I slowly look up from my watch "it's too late. I win" he walks over to the river of time, which is now just a pool because of time not really flowing right now "heh…it's going to be a new world. A new generation of my ruling. How fun it is that you all are my servants now. Oh but your all going to say 'oh dark Lugia! I don't WANT to me your servants though!' well TO FUCKING BAD! I CAN PUT ALL OF YOU IN A TRANCE AND I WILL WIN! Any last words people?" he said turning from the pool
Yeah I had some last words. And some good ones that I wanted to say ever since I knew about dark Lugia "yeah I have some" I say as I walk in front of him
"One for the money" I punch him strait in the face "two for the show" I punch him again "and three for SPARTA!" I kick him right in the gut and he falls into the river of time "DIALGA! CONTINUE TIME AGAIN!" I shout at the top of my lungs. The river starts moving again and dark Lugia disintegrates "losing him in the space-time continuum? Nice move Ian" Arceus says "but were still a tad late! Everyone's a Pokémon now!"
Oh yeah…
I take out my cellphone "there's network here right?" I ask Arceus "oh yeah the network here is the best dimension-wide"
I call my mom. She doesn't answer for a bit until three rings later "hey mom?"
"SWEETY? Oh my gosh where ARE YOU?"
"I...uh…in the hall of origin?"
"Where's that? Are you lost? I can pick you up if you need to…"
"Mom its ok. I just saved the world from the end of humanity. Is the sun moving slowly again?"
"Yeah! The moon stopped moving in the sky!"
"Great!"
"and why is there a strange, foot and a half tall mouse with a cord like tail with a thunder bolt symbol on it knocking on my door saying that it's my husband?" …shit…
"Well mom…uh…well…"
"Oh there he is again. One sec"
"Wait mom! He's actually my…" I hear "GO AWAY YOU RAT!" and my sweat drops "yes honey?" my mom is back on the phone "well…mom…I think…" I stop there…why isn't my mom freaking out because SHE'S a Pokémon? "Hello? Ian?" I hear and I hang up "Arceus? Why isn't my mom a Pokémon but my dad IS?" I ask him and he get confused "what do you mean?"
"There's a Riachu at my mom's door saying that he's my dad"
"There's a WHAT?!"
We all were transported to a different room in the hall "this room is the room where mew normally stays. It has a globe right here on if the human race is in crisis, then it would let us know what's happening" the globe flashed a few colors and then got dark on one side "…oh my god half the human race has been wiped out and replaced by guess what?"
"…Pokémon?" Sam guesses "does that mean all but half of the human race are now POKEMON?!" Arceus bonks his head on the wall repeatedly "well shit. Now the world is filled to the brim with Pokémon. We should get used to it" he says.
ONE DAY LATER
Idiot.
Why would I think that everything was going to be fine when I got to my house?
Well I'm going to think that through the next time.
Some of the most notorious murderers got transformed and there running amuck over the world. And the police (some of them were Lucario, some of them were Riachu, I thought I saw an Arbok in there) were scrambling to put everything in order. They had no idea what to do though. They were contemplating whenever to catch the Pokémon, but they saw their own forces transform and they don't seem to be evil; they actually seem to be helping.
Then I saw a group of Persian cornering a young lady.
She was GORGEOUS…
She had long brown hair and shining amber eyes.
Because I'm not a dick. I went into the scene "HEY! GET AWAY FROM HER!" The Persian who looked like the leader came up to me "and are you supposed to be the hero?" it said
"Wh…what are they saying?" the girl behind me asks and I turn my head to her "you can't understand them?"
"No! There just saying Persian!"
"…" I can just understand what they're saying? Ok then... "I said go away!"
"Get 'em boys" the Persian said and the others start to surround us. I suddenly have a surge of energy "get…AWAY FROM HER!" I charge a blue ball of awesomeness in my hand. I point it at the leader "this aura blast is a fighting move. You're all normal types. Do you know what that means? It means that this will HURT as a super-effective move ok?! I want you to get out of my FACE when I count to TEN!" I shouted at him. One of the Persian jumps and I blast it. It gets knocked out "ONE!" all of the Persian run away with a hiss.
After taking a few breaths I turn to see a teenager who looked a little younger than me watching with a Meouth by his side. I walk over to him "who was the Meouth?" I ask. And he lowers his head "my only best friend" I see a tear streak down his face "hey hey its ok! Keep him ok?"
"But the police don't like the Pokémon!"
"Yeah they are. You just got to think they are ok? What's your name?"
"Well…I'm Giovanny" Giovanny with a Meouth? I've seen the anime…
"Hey Gio?"
"Hm?"
"May I tell you something about your future? What do you want to be when you grow up?"
"…a technician"
"I want you to follow that dream no matter what you come across. Ok?"
"U…ok…" I leave him to his Meouth and I go back to the girl "what's your name by the way?" I ask her "well…I'm Delia" Delia…Delia…where have I heard that name before? "I'm Ian. By the way what's your last name? I want to check something"
"Well…it's Ketchum" THAT'S WHERE I HEARED ABOUT IT! I decided to keep my cool though "well…Ms. Ketchum. Do you want to go for coffee or something later?"
"Um…ok thanks!" she says and I walk away "Dalia fucking Ketchum. Ash's mother" I stop "she hasn't been married yet! That mean she hasn't had ash yet!" I turn around at her and she's walking into a house "…fuck…if I get to know her well. Then I can learn even more then the fiction states" I chuckle at that.
I walk into my mother's house "hey mom I'm home" I say but I get interrupted by a PAINFULL electric shock "HOLY SHIT I'm SORRY IAN!" I turn and I see a Riachu on the couch "oh hi dad. Please learn how to use your electricity" he scratches the back of his head "well…I've been practicing. Hey a question" he asks as I hang up my coat "why in the world am I an electric MOUSE!" I laugh "you're a Riachu. You were transformed into one when the clocked ticked August the first. Half the world was transformed into Pokémon like you then actually"
"Wh…"
"Shocking isn't it?" I laugh at my pun. My mom comes out of the hallway and sees me "GASP! IAN MY BABY!" she shouts and locks me into a hug "OH MY GOD I WAS SO WORRYED ABOUT YOU! WHERE WERE YOU?!"
"Mom! I was saving the world. I half succeeded"
"What do you mean half succeeded?"
"If I succeeded then the world wouldn't be transformed into Pokémon at all!"
"And if you failed?"
"Everyone would be Pokémon and enslaved by a dark flying physic bird from the sea to do his bidding"
"…oh"
"HEY IAN! I DID IT!" I hear my dad shout and I turn to see him balancing a ball of electricity on his tail "good job! Now how are you going to get rid of it?"
"Uh…" he accidently drops it and burns the carpet "ugh…see this is why I don't want that rat in the house!"
"Mom. That 'rat' is my dad. He was transformed into a Pokémon along with half the world. And also? Pokémon can understand human speech. So don't insult it" my mom looks at dad and seemed to ponder something "well. Then if it can understand me. Then what soccer team does my husband love the most?" he says "Vancouver whitecaps!" but then I say "dad. She can't understand you" my dad made an "ARE YOU FUCKING WITH ME?!" kind of face. I give him a piece of paper and he drew his answer down on it. He showed the paper to my mom and it said "Vancouver whitecaps"
"Ok then. When's our anniversary?"
Another paper
"June 27th"
My mom kneels down to the Riachu "…David?" my dad gave a good "RAI!" in approval. Mom hugged the Riachu so hard my dad had to shock her. He wrote down "you hugged me a bit too tight. I'm only a mouse" my mom meeped in sorry.
I look at the wall mounted clock
4:23 A.M
"DELIA!" I rush out of the house while grabbing my coat. Some of the fire types were sheltering under someone's umbrella from the rain but others like the water and grass types were happy playing in the rain.
I rush to the nearest coffee shop and look around in the window. I see Delia sipping something from a coffee cup. I enter the shop and take off my coat when I get to her "hey Delia!" I say and she greets me as well "coffee?"
"Hot chocolate. It calms me down"
"Ah me to. I'm going to get some real quick" I go to the counter and wait in line.
When I received a med hot chocolate, I went and sat down with Delia again. We both kind of stared into each other's eyes for a bit.
Then that night came along