Hi, people! Remember me? I'm finally poking my head out from under the rock I've been hiding under. Please don't throw things at me! *laughs nervously*

Anyway, I hope you guys have had a pretty good summer vacation so far (if you're still in school now, God bless your soul).

We'll just get the ball rolling then.

Disclaimers: I don't own any of the PJO characters. All rights go to RR!

Dear Thalia,

Do you like Nico?

-minimonster12345

Minimonster12345,

Do you have a death wish?

Refer to chapter 2 before I rip your head off.

-Thalia, destroyer of Thalico shippers and a freaking Huntress of Artemis!

Dear Stolls,
DID YOU TAKE MY PIKACHU? WHERE IS MY PIKACHU PLUSH TOY? WHERE? WHAT DID YOU DO TO MR. CUDDLES? YOU FILTHY GRACEUS THIEVES! RETURN MR. CUDDLES TO HIS MOMMY!
Not giving regards,
Octavian
P.S. Don't even think about showing anyone else this letter.
P.P.S. THE TEDDY BEARS ARE WATCHING...

Dearest plush toy hoarder, Octavian,

We have absolutely no idea where "Mr. Cuddles" resides. Why would we even lay our innocent, angelic, saintly hands on him?

Our deepest sympathy at your loss,

Travis and Connor Stoll

P.S. Can plush Pikachus survive lava?

Dear Thalia,
What would you do if I told you Percy told the whole world about your fear of heights?
Sincerely,
GirlWithADHD

GirlWithADHD,

Come on! Percy would never tell anyone about my fear of heights! He'd get his podex whipped!

-Thalia

P.S. I-I mean, WHAT FEAR OF HEIGHTS?!

Dear Octavian,

Can you do me a favor of murdering all my dolls I have more than 50. I'm kind of scared of them. Feel free to bring them to Camp Jupiter and use them for all that auger stuff you do. Have fun at your doll-murdering spree.

-Debbie, daughter of Apollo

Debbie, daughter of Apollo,

Why would I ever do a filthy graceus a favor? I don't give a Pluto about your silly little dolls!
-Octavian, Auger of New Rome and next in line for Praetor

P.S. But don't rid yourself of the dolls yet. I'm running out of plush toys!

Dear Katie,
Someone in the Aphrodite cabin told me that you're afraid of the dark (you know how they love to gossip). Is it true?

-minimonster12345

Minimonster12345,

I can tell you for a fact that I am totally, definitely, absolutely, undoubtedly, surely not afraid of the dark. I don't know who you talked to but you seem sadly misinform- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH! WHO TURNED OUT THE LIGHTS? I WILL KILL YOU TRAVIS!

Sincerely,

Katie Gardner, Head Counselor and Representative of the Demeter Cabin

P.S. Don't let Katie kid ya. She is totally, definitely, absolutely, undoubtedly, surely terrified of the dark. :-)

-Travis Stoll

To Conner Stoll,

What demigod would you date and why? (She can't currently be in a relationship and Katie Gardener is OFF LIMITS)

P.S. Tell Katie Gardner that she should give Travis a chance! I mean, has she ever considered that Travis only Pranks her because he likes her?

-4Love4Love4

4Love4Love4,

I don't know. Some of the Aphrodite girls look pretty hot. Though a lot of them are still miffed about the whole golden mango incident*. ;-)

-Connor Stoll

P.S. Now what's the fun in that?

Dear Nico,

Do you still play Mythomagic? Which expansion deck is your favorite? Africa Extreme?

-27lablover

27lablover,

I don't play that game anymore. It's for kids.

-Nico diAngelo

P.S. It's Africanus Extreme, not Africa Extreme

Phew. And done!

Here's a message to RoseKenzie: Sorry I didn't put yours in here; I think I pretty much covered it in a previous chapter. :-/

Here's a message to Daebak Fai: I think I'm gonna save that question for an upcoming chapter. Hope you don't mind. :-)

Here's a message to Bullied Girl Number 1: If this is seriously going on, get help now! I'm sorry I didn't put this in the story (it's rated K+), but if Artemis could get your message, she'd beat the crap out of that douche! (close your ears, children!) Stay strong! If this is going on, feel free to PM me and talk about it.

Thanks to everyone who submitted a letter! You rock!

Thanks to all my reviewers, followers, and favoriteers. I love you guys!

Don't forget to review, favorite, and follow. If you have a letter, be sure to write it in a review or PM me! (Remember: no replies, please) Make sure to check out my other stories!

Peace, Love, Pegasi,

~27lablover

*The golden mango thing was a prank the Stolls pulled. It was mentioned in The Demigod Files I think. I wrote a one-shot about it in my story, "Behind the Scenes: PJO", a title that I really hate and probably will change. Be sure to check it out!