How To Please A Woman: A Males Guide

by Horror.Pixie

One writes romance novels, the other, a doctor. What do these two people have anything to do with each other, it’s their next book. Together they both have to write a sensual, physical love book that will keep audiences on their toes. LEMONS. ExB. Human.

11. OMG NEW MOON TONIGHT

HI, everyone.

HAHA OMG im sooo excited . NEW MOON COMES OUT TONIGHT AGHHH!! CANT WAIT. OMG.

HAHA IM REALLY EXCITED! AND I MEAN REALLY. AUSTRALIA IS THE FIRST CONTRY TO GET IT, I THIN K?

ANYWAY AGHHHHHH SHIRTLESS TAYLOR LAUTNER.. hhahaha. WHEn bella goes to Edward 'kiss me' my friend dared me to say well yell 'IM PREGNANT' hahahaha anyway updating again after i watch it.. AGHHH