Me: Here's part three of the Chunin Exams.
"Why… won't… this… thing… BREAK?!" Anko demanded with each swing of the giant blade she got from who-knows-where.
"Just stop it," a voice sighed from her PET, "I just got an E-Mail from the NetNavi Shinobi. EXE, who belongs to Sasuke Uchiha, who clearly barked that Shinobi. EXE was his friend, not a tool, saying that this is a special area that allows NetNavis to fuse with their NetOps through a process called 'CrossFusion.' The special area cannot be broken by anything except an A-Rank Jutsu called 'Rasengan.'"
Anko looked at her PET and NetNavi. She was a girl around 12 with her long purple hair in three ponytails with each one ending at her knees. She wore a violet battle kimono that held all kinds of weapons underneath them, and under that was a violet shirt and jeans. Her helmet was shaped like a snake head's and her NaviMark was a snake covering a katana. She also had a snake tail and gold eyes.
"You mean we need Jiraiya, that no-good perverted bastard, to break this area, Akaorochi?!" Anko demanded.
"Hai," her Navi replied.
The two suddenly heard an explosion.
"WHAT WAS THAT?!" Anko barked.
"I'm not sure, Anko," Akaorochi replied, "Should we investigate?"
"Of course," Anko replied before running off into the Forest of Death.
"What was that?" CF Blade pondered.
"Probably Shinobi and Sasuke battling against a strong opponent," CF Megaman replied as the trio jumped from branch to branch to where the explosion happened, "Shinobi only fires a Charge Shot: Giant Grenade when the opponent's Bass."
"Who?" CF RhinoChef asked.
"A solo-Navi that we, meaning my brothers and I, consider as a big brother," CF Megaman explained, "With him around, we've all become even stronger than ever."
"So just how powerful is he?" CF Insectman pondered.
"Let's say that even with 9/10th of his power sealed, he was able to wipe out a group of NetNavis with one hand," Megaman replied.
"HE DID THAT WITH ONE HAND?!" everyone, minus Shino, gasped.
"Yep," CF Megaman replied, "He also has this ability called 'Get-Ability,' which lets him copy all the powers of the opponent that he's facing."
"So if he were to face a Hokage-level NetNavi…" Blade began.
"…Then he becomes even stronger than a Hokage-level NetNavi," Megaman finished, "Which is what Kyuubi's level is. But Bass vowed on the scar on his body that he would never use Get-Ability on any of us."
"Smart move… AND KYUUBI'S THAT STRONG?!" CF Blade demanded, "NO WONDER BLADE LOST SO EASILY!!!"
"Thine brother's Navi tis beyond any opponent I have ever done battle with," Blade stated.
"Translation: Kyuubi is beyond any opponent's strength Blade's battled against," CF Blade translated.
"Hurry, Hinata-chan!" CF Kyuubi called as the two rushed to the explosion, "Lan, Sasuke, and the others are in danger if Shinobi had to use a Charge Shot: Giant Grenade!"
CF Hope nodded, her face guard on so her blush couldn't be seen.
"We aren't getting there fast enough," Kyuubi growled, "Naruto, let me take over for a few minutes!"
"Alright," CF Kyuubi replied before letting Kyuubi take over.
His nine tails reached out, wrapped around, and brought CF Hope close to him.
"Hold on tight, you two," Kyuubi whispered, "HIRASHIN NO JUTSU!!!"
"Nice try," the ninja from earlier said as he walked out of the smoke, injured slightly, "But not good enough, Sasuke-kun."
"Who are you?" CF Shinobi demanded.
"I am Orochimaru," the ninja laughed, "Pleasure to finally meet you, Sasuke-kun."
CF Rose and CF Inu shuddered.
"The way he's saying your name makes me think he's a pedophile," CF Inu stated.
"He is one!" Shinobi agreed, "He touches boys in very naughty places and has his way with them!"
"N-NO I DON'T!" Orochimaru barked before realizing something, "That voice…"
He began to chuckle evilly.
"Kufufufufufu. Obito, I see you've been reborn as Sasuke-kun," Orochimaru laughed, "So instead of just taking your body… I'll just kill you for starting that damn rumor twenty years ago."
The trio were then each killed by a kunai to the forehead, a sword through their hearts, and their throats and wrists slashed clean off. In reality, they all fell to their knees.
"So much… killer intent…" CF Shinobi whispered.
"That illusion… was just too real…" CF Inu shuddered.
"I can't… move…" CF Rose gasped.
"He's… no… Genin…" CF Kagemane shuddered.
"Now for ending this," Orochimaru chuckled evilly as he began to walk up to CF Shinobi with a kunai out.
"GATSUUGA!" CF Inu roared.
Orochimaru quickly jumped out of the way of the two large criss-crossing tornados. The two tornados parted to reveal a more feral-looking CF Inu and another feral-looking CF Inu.
"How are… there two… of you?" CF Shinobi asked until he got bit on the hand by one of the CF Inu, "ITE!"
"Akamaru bit my hand, giving us a chance to use Ninja Art: Man-Best Clone," CF Inu 1 said, "Right, Akamaru?"
CF Inu 2 barked happily as he was being petted by CF Rose while CF Kagemane sighed. He chose to do the easier way by licking their faces to snap them out of the illusion.
"Guys!" a voice called.
CF Megaman, CF Blade, CF RhinoChef, and CF Insectman ran up to them.
"You okay, Bro?" CF Megaman asked, "Where's Naruto?"
"I'm not sure," CF Shinobi replied, "But we've got to get as far away from here as fast as we can."
"Why? We just got here, so why should we retreat?" CF Blade pondered.
"I just remembered something from the Bingo Book Perverted Sensei showed us," CF Shinobi explained, "Orochimaru is an SSSS-Class Missing Ninja. He was one of the Sanin of the Hidden Leaf Village, trained by Sarutobi, the Third Hokage, along with Jiraiya and Tsunade, the Legendary Sucker. He can summon snakes of any kind, but the Blue Snakes refuse to follow his orders and choose to aid his opponents. His bounty on capture, dead, is 1,000,000,000 Zenny. No award if he's alive though."
Everyone gulped in fear.
"You're not going anywhere," Orochimaru hissed as he bit his thumb until it bled, "Summoning Jutsu."
The area around them erupted in smoke before it parted to reveal a giant blue snake with a scar above his nose.
"Who has-sss sss-summoned me?" the blue snake asked.
"Uh… Orochimaru," CF Megaman replied.
The snake's left eye twitched.
"OROCHIMARU?! HOW DARE HE SSS-SUMMON ME, ZABIMARU?!?" the blue snake roared, "WHERE IS HE?!"
There was another poof of smoke and an equally-large purple and black snake with Orochimaru on his head appeared.
"Orochimaru, why have you… Oh, hello, Oni-san," the purple snake hissed as he glared daggers at Zabimaru.
"Manda…" Zabimaru hissed.
He looked up.
"Alright, I'll help you out," Zabimaru said, "As of now, the Blue Reptile Contract is now yours."
A blue and black scroll appeared in CF Shinobi's hands. There was then a flash of light and CF Kyuubi and CF Hope appeared beside CF Megaman.
"I told him so," Kyuubi smirked before letting Naruto have the body once more.
"Well-well, the Kyuubi no Yoko's container is here," Zabimaru smiled, "I haven't seen you in a long time, Naruto."
"Wait a second…" CF Kyuubi whispered, "No way! You're that little snake I protected from those adults when I was three, aren't you?!"
Zabimaru nodded.
'Kyuubi No Yoko's container?' Everyone else on Zabimaru's head thought.
"Any of you know any big fire Jutsus?" Zabimaru asked.
Sasuke raised his hand.
"Alright then," Zabimaru said, "When I release some oil from my body, I want you to use the strongest Fire Jutsu you know and hit the oil."
CF Shinobi nodded. Zabimaru's body began to swell before he released a large blast of oil.
"Fire Style: Grand Fireball Jutsu! HeatShot, Heat-V, Heat-X, Triple Download!" CF Shinobi yelled, "FIRE STYLE PROGRAM ADVANCE FUSION: PYRO BURST NO JUTSU!!!"
He unleashed powerful beam of intense flames that tripled in size with the snake oil.
"COMBINED FIRE PROGRAM ADVANCE STYLE: BLUE SNAKE OIL PYRO WIPEOUT!!!" Zabimaru and CF Shinobi roared.
"…I hate you both right now, Orochimaru, Oni-san," Manda stated before being incinerated.
Orochimaru had vanished, his left arm now incinerated.
Zabimaru was now looking at the group before him, now that the Dimensional Area had vanished they were their normal selves. Sasuke had now finished signing the scroll.
"Here you go, Zabimaru-san," Sasuke said respectfully as he gave Zabimaru the scroll.
Zabimaru nodded before easily swallowing the scroll and then vanishing in a poof of smoke.
"So what did Zabimaru mean 'Kyuubi No Yoko's container?'" Sakura pondered.
"I don't have a clue," Naruto replied, "He must have mistaken me for someone else."
The NetNavis were all in Kyuubi's PET, talking about it.
"Are you alright, Kyuubi?" Hope asked as she laid a hand on Kyuubi's shoulder, "You look so sad."
"It's nothing. Nothing at all, Hope-chan," Kyuubi replied.
"Tis a reason behind your sadness, Sir Kyuubi," Blade said, "Speak-eth."
"Don't wanna," Kyubi replied before entering Sleep Mode.
"So what are we suppose to do now?" Kiba asked as the group stood before a wall with writing on it.
"Ten Zenny on opening the scrolls," Naruto betted.
Lan, Naruto, Sakura, Kiba, Shikamaru, and Choji opened the scrolls.
"What's with this writing?" Sakura pondered.
The Hikari siblings' eyes widened.
"Toss them away… NOW!" Sasuke ordered.
The six tossed their scrolls as they began to smoke. There were three poofs of smoke.
"Bass?!" Lan, Naruto, and Sasuke gasped.
Out of Naruto and Lan's scrolls, Bass emerged in a CopyBot.
"Good thing you made seven CopyBots, Sasuke," Bass said, "I refused to allow that perverted Sannin to meet you."
The one from Shikamaru and Choji's scrolls was a tall man with black hair, a goatee, sideburns, and a Johnin vest with a cigarette in his mouth.
"Asuma-sensei!" Ino exclaimed.
Sakura and Kiba's scroll revealed a girl in a white sleeveless dress, red shirt, black hair, red eyes, and black sandals.
"Kurenai-sensei!" Kiba and Sakura exclaimed.
"Hey," Asuma waved.
"I didn't expect all of you to reach the tower at the same time," Kurenai stated.
"Are these seven following your orders or did they show up at the same time?" Bass asked.
"We followed their orders," Sakura replied, "They helped us get all the missing scroll pairs on our teams."
"They even gave us some new strength to fight with!" Kiba grinned.
"You mean you each have a Synchro-Chip?" Bass pondered.
"Yeah," Lan replied.
"Might I ask what a Synchro-Chip is?" Asuma asked.
"It involves the barrier around the area," Naruto replied, "Let Sasuke explain and make your brains hurt."
Bass and Sasuke bonked Naruto on the head.
"Man, I've always wanted to do that," Bass chuckled.
"Um… maybe you should have placed a limiter on that one…" Sasuke sweatdropped as he noticed the Naruto-shaped hole in the floor.
"I am wearing a limiter," Bass replied, sweatdropping.
Everyone chose to step away from the NetNavi.
"Anyways… Why did you guys appear out of those scrolls?" Sakura pondered.
"Those scrolls contained the literature for a summoning Jutsu in which our senseis would appear before us," Sasuke explained, "My hypothesis for the reason why we couldn't reveal the contents of the scrolls we carried until we got to the tower was that if we did such a foolish option, our senseis would appear and cleverly leave us unconscious until post-five days, in which our time in the exam would be voided. Am I correct?"
"Head… hurts…" Asuma, Lan, Kiba, and Choji groaned.
"He means that if they had opened the scrolls before they got to the tower, we would appear and then clobber them until they wouldn't come-to until after the five days," Bass translated.
"Oh…"
"Anyways, we appeared for a second reason as well," Bass said, "We came here to congratulate each of you on passing the second exam. In… how many days has it been since they started?"
"One," Sasuke replied.
"Right. Now you have the remaining four days to spend resting and regaining your chakra," Asuma said.
"Oh yeah. That reminds me," Naruto remembered, "We got attacked by this snake guy!"
"He kept calling me 'Obito,'" Sasuke said, "Also, he was the Missing Ninja, Orochimaru."
"What?!" Asuma and Kurenai gasped.
"Orochimaru? You mean the pedophile?" Bass asked.
Everyone heard Kyuubi, Megaman, and Shinobi fall over laughing.
"No matter how many times I hear that, it never gets old!" Kyuubi exclaimed between laughs.
"Praise Obito Uchiha for starting that true rumor!" Shinobi and Megaman exclaimed between laughs.
"Um… Mr. Bass?"
Bass looked up from the book he was reading to see the rookies.
"May I help you?" Bass pondered.
"We were kinda curious about who trained Sasuke, Lan, and Naruto," Shikamaru replied, "It seems troublesome to me, since I don't really care much."
"Their senseis were me, their NetNavis, and Pervy Sage," Bass replied.
"But who is this 'Pervy Sage,' Bass-sama?" Shino asked.
"…Pardon me for just a second," Bass excused himself as he stood up.
He walked over to a wall and raised a foot to it. Everyone heard a groan before a piece of the wall changed into Jiraiya, clutching his goods.
"Did you… have to kick me… there?" Jiraiya asked in a squeaky voice.
"This is Pervy Sage, Shino," Bass replied.
"Isn't that Jiraiya, the legendary Sanin of Toads?" Shino asked.
"You mean the pervert here?" Bass asked, "Yeah. Mind telling me why you're here, Pervy Sage?"
"I heard your 'little brothers' got attacked by Orochimaru," Jiraiya replied.
"We did, Jiraiya-san," Shino replied.
"You all fought him?" Jiraiya asked, "Did anyone die?"
All of them shook their heads.
"We fought him and clobbered him!" Kiba grinned, "Right, Akamaru? Inu?"
"Yeah!" Inu agreed as Akamaru barked in agreement.
"The weird thing during our encounter with him was that he mistook Sasuke with a boy called 'Obito,'" Sakura said.
"Obito was the guy who started the rumor of Orochimaru being a pedophile," Jiraiya chuckled.
Me: Take that, Jiraiya!