Bathroom Cards

A/N Mr. Johnson, my science teacher, told us a funny story. This is based off of what he did. The actual story will be at the end.

The Titans Tower was a highly modified and highly developed high tec. System. It had everything you needed. Security systems, a full fridge, bedrooms, a full fridge, and oh! Did I say a full fridge?

Anyways, the thing was that you needed a bathroom card. It was a paper thin glowing blue card that aloud you to open the bathroom door.

Cyborg was handing them out. He had only made 4 cards because he was still working on the 5th card.

He had kept one for himself and there were only 3 cards left. The first to come to his room was Raven.

"Hey there Raven! I knew you would come first." Cyborg said smiling.

"Um, o.k." She said as she accepted her card. She then walked away. The second to come was Starfire.

"Hey there little lady, how are you doing?"

"Oh! Very well friend Cyborg! May I please have the card of the bathroom?" Starfire asked.

"Sure thing." He said as he handed her the second to last card.

"Thank you friend! I wish you many falongcarb!" She said cheerfully as she floated away.

The next to come was Robin and Beast Boy.

"Dude! No way! I'm going to get the bathroom card!" You could hear Beast Boy scream.

"No. I am!" Robin screeched back.

They kept fighting until they reached Cyborg and both said in infusion, "Give me the card!"

"Um,….." He said dumbfounded.

Then he had an idea. He waved the the illuminated card in front of their faces. Their heads moved with the motion of the card. An evil grin sprang to Cyborg's face.

He made two quick motions as if to throw it, and then gently tossed onto the floor between them. The two boys looked at each other. Then the next thing you knew they were both sprawled on the floor fighting for the card.

"Dude just let it go!" BB yelled.

"No way! I'm the leader and I say you let go of the card!"Robin yelled back.

The boys were now literally on top of each other.

"Dude! Don't make me bight you, I have killer teeth!"

"Ya, killer teeth my but!"

"Oh ya? Well at least I don't flirt with alian princess all day!" (Talking about Starfire)

"At least I don't try to impress someone out of my league!" (Talking about Raven)

"I don't use a life time supply of hair gel for one day though!"

"At least I don't have to smell like animal all the time!"

This went back and forth for a while until Beast Boy surprisingly won the card. (I know, a real shocker)

He looked at the card and then at Robin and then ran to his very messy room. Robin had a sour look on his face and went up to Cyborg.

"Either get that card done today or you get three months of extra training." He aid throught gritted teeth.

Cyborg laughed nervously and sweat dropped.

"I'm on it." He said running to his room.

"I thought so." Robin said.

End

A/N O.K. Here is the story my teacher told me and the rest of my class.

"So before I used to be the hall moniter for the morning." He said.

"So one day someone came up to me and asked for a library pass. I said o.k. and handedit to them. I had two left and one other person came and took one."

"And so these two guys both wearing glasses come up to me and they both look like they really needed the Library pass. ´So Mr.J takes the pass and throws it on the ground. The two boys look at each other and then start sprawling on the floor for it.

One of them got the pass and looked at it and then looked at the other guy and then ran to the Library. The guy who didn't get the pass just walked off slowly. Then Mr. J thought, 'Maybe I should have made them hold hands all the way to the Library, that would have been the photo of the year.'

A/N Hope you liked it!