Title: Why did it have to be snake youkai?
Author:landofthekwt
Prompt:Squeamish
Genre: Introspective
Universe: Canon
Word Count:373
Warning: Sexual content Forthrightly Halloween Challenge
Summary: Inuyasha is cursed by snake youkai
Inuyasha had always hated snake youkai. It seemed like every time he turned around a snake youkai was blinding him, poisoning him, swallowing him and otherwise trying to end his life Keh..
It did not matter if he was in Hokkaido or Kyushu. They followed him everywhere. He wondered sometimes if the kami had placed a tracking device on him for the benefit of the snake youkai. How else did one explain their ability to monitor his movements Keh.
In some ways they were the most boring of youkai. They always had the same line " Give us the Jewel" and they all spoke with lisp. They never attacked anyone else in the party but him. Inuhanyous must their special delicacy. Keh.
The worst was being swallowed by a snake youkai. Why just last week he had been swallowed by one. When he blasted his way he out he found Miroku, Shippou, Kouga and Sesshoumaru consoling Kagome on her loss. Here he was covered from head to toe in snake guts and she was running a train for all of his least favorite people.
It was very disconcerting to see Shippou's tail wagging back and forth as the rest of him disappeared between Kagome's thighs. The look on Kagome's face was just too much He later found out that Kagome had been voted "Girl Most Likely to Be a Slut" at her Middle school. Maybe next time he should just move out of the way and let the snake youkai swallow Kagome. He had always wanted to see Deep Throat. Keh
The only thing worse would have been if Naraku had showed up. Maybe the snake youkai would attack him instead. More likely he would absorb the snake youkai. Then anytime Inuyasha attacked. Naraku he would be attacked by a snake youkai.
There were so many things that Inuyasha hated about his life: Kouga, Shippou, Miroku, Sesshoumaru, Naraku. But he did not hate any of them as much as snake youkai. The snake youkai made his skin crawl as they spat at him, swallowed him and poisoned him. There were so many other youkai out there who he could have fought instead. Why did always have to be snake youkai? Keh