Sorry, again no real chapter, there'll probably be one on Friday, but if not definitely Saturday.

Leo: Ella, has anyone told you that you are extremely selfish?

Ella: Of course, but why?

Leo: You're going to have that body for the rest of your life, I only
want it for one night!

Leo: Lets have a party and invite your pants to come on down.

Ella: Lets have a party and invite your guts to come on out!

Leo: Lets not mess with nature, we are here to make babies, now lets get to it!

Ella: Lets not mess with genetics, I was born to kill people like you, now lets get to it.

Leo: All these curves, and me with no brakes!

Ella: Oh no, it's you, and me with no bucket to throw up in.

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Leo: You look cold, want to use me as a blanket?

Ella: Thanks I'm fine, but I wouldn't mind using you as a target.

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Leo: If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib

Ella: If this bar is a meat market, you must be the disgusting scraps of entrails that are fed to the dogs.

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Leo: I had a dream about you last night, d'ya wanna make it a reality

Ella: I had a pretty awesome dream myself last night, you didn't come out alive, wanna make mine a reality?

Leo: I'll pass thanks.

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Leo: They say that once you make love to a Vulcan, you never go back!

Ella: They say that once you say a pickup line like that you never walk again.

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Leo: You'd better direct that beauty somewhere else, or you'll set the carpet on fire.

Ella: Too late, you already did

Leo: Oh shit!

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Leo: If I were a stoplight I'd turn red every time you walked by, just so I could stare at you a little longer

Ella: If I were a stoplight, my light bulbs would explode at your ugliness every time you walked by.