YAY! UPDATE! Lol!
I'm on my summer holiday now, which means I have six weeks to do absolutely nothing. Woo Hoo.
I would say, UPDATE EVERY FEW DAYS! But it probably won't happen, as procrastination is my best friend!
SKIP THIS IF YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT MY LIFE:
Yesterday, I went to a water sports thing at a lake! My step-sister kept telling me how 'adorable' this guy was, so I threatened to drown her in the lake. Lol! We did Stand-Up paddle boarding, which I failed at miserably, we also did Kayaking and Katakonoeing (which is like two canoes attached together)
It was extremely fun, but also the reason I couldn't get this update out yesterday!
Disclaimer: After a few days of careful analysis, I have determined they are, in fact, not mine.
"Wow, this school is big!"
"I know right!"
"What a youthful place this is!"
"Oh Lee…"
"Did you see outside?"
"The forest was huge."
"Hn…"
"TEME!"
"Dobe…"
"Look Gaara (1), the pictures are moving!"
"…"
"I-I-I th-think i-it's gre-great…"
"Mah, Hinata-Chan, did you bring my ramen?"
"Dobe, I did."
"Thanks, Teme!"
"Holy Crap, is that a squid?"
"Woof!"
"Akamaru! Don't chase that cat!"
"Shit! I think I just walked through something…"
"Is that armour moving?"
Harry Potter was trailing the 'wizards' of Konoha, along with Draco Malfoy, Cho Chang and Cedric Diggory.
Dumbledore had suggested that one member of each house showed the new students around, seeing as Naruto still hadn't found his room.
The blonde boy had been switching between the Gryffindor and Slytherin Common Rooms, as, even though he had been given directions multiple times, he just couldn't find the room.
Harry sighed.
Naruto's friends were extremely weird. One looked like a panda, another had naturally pink hair (according to Naruto) and two seemed to be blind; though they could see perfectly fine.
Another had the thickest pair of eyebrows ever, was wearing a green spandex and had a bowl cut. Also, whenever he smiled, his teeth glinted.
It was weird.
Right now, he was following the group, who were wondering aimlessly, as the Hogwarts students were to awkward to tell them they were going the wrong way.
"My God, why did the stair break!"
"At least Choji won't fall…"
"So! I'm fucking stuck!"
"Sorry Kiba!"
Harry felt his eyebrow twitch. Why are they all so idiotic?
"There are many steps like that," Cho supplied helpfully.
They all turned to face her. There were fifteen of them, all staring at her intensely. Cho blushed.
"Man… she reminds me of you, Hinata!" Naruto said loudly.
Said girl blushed and fainted. Her brother, well that's what Harry though he was, ran forward, catching before she fell.
"Naruto! I told you to stop doing that!" he cried.
The blonde flapped his hand, "Neh, sorry Neji, Dattebayo!"
"Dobe," the guy with a duck butt said.
"Teme!" Naruto yelled back.
Harry sighed. Draco looked distinctly furious, whilst Cedric smiled. Cho was still red.
"So," a girl with pink hair spoke, "Since, this idiot," she looked directly at Naruto, "Doesn't know where we're going, can you tell us?"
Malfoy stepped forward, "I'll show you!" he declared.
"See," Harry heard Naruto whisper, "just like the Teme."
He ended up on the floor, clutching his head in pain. Apparently, the pink had punched him.
Hard.
The blonde Slytherin led them down a corridor.
"Who's there?" a soft voice called.
They all stopped.
The fifteen Japanese students started whispering, Harry heard some random words and phrases.
"I didn't sense-" "Where did the voice-" "It sounds like-" "Fox?"
They started to venture down the corridor, still whispering.
Draco and Harry exchanged glances. They had both seen the eyes.
Cold and ruthless. All fifteen pairs.
They warily followed them down the dark corridor.
"Oh! This is where the room was!" Naruto's voice floated down the corridor.
Out of the corner of his eye, Harry saw Draco face-palm and mutter "I told you so…"
A blonde girl with her hair tied back emerged from the shadows. She smiled and said, "Hi! My name is Ino, I just came to thank you for showing us around, but you can go and hang out with your friends!"
The four Hogwarts students glanced at eachother, Cho smiled back, "It's fine, we don't mind sho-"
Ino waved it away, "No. Goooooooooo!"
"Okay," Draco said, "If you say so!"
They all looked at him. "What?" he shrugged, "Oh! By the way, can you tell Naruto that Honoo sleeps with me most nights…"
Ino smirked and nodded.
She turned and disappeared back into the shadows.
"We need to decide a password!" Naruto clapped his hands together, "I say we call it, Ichiraku's Miso Ramen!"
"No." Sakura said bluntly.
"Fine…" he pouted.
'Why don't we make the password 'World Domination with Kurama!' the fox said in the back of his mind.
"Yeah… No…"
Naruto heard the fox huff. He laughed out loud.
He ignored the stares.
"Why don't we name it," Ino thought for a second, "Konoha twelve?"
"The Rookie Nine are awesome!" Kiba contributed.
"All these ideas are awful…" the fox painting supplied.
They glared at her. She hid behind her tail, sheepishly.
Naruto rolled his eyes.
"Let's name it… Holy Shit!" Naruto yelped as a ghost floated through the wall behind him.
The red fox smirked, "Nice password!"
"What!"
"Yep!" the fox yipped, "Your new password is Holy Shit!"
Yes… no-one was impressed.
The fox portrait swung open, and the fifteen-ninja climbed wearily through.
"The Goblet picks the names tomorrow, right?" Choji asked, hand in a bag of crisps.
The fourteen others nodded. Well everyone but, Gaara, Sasuke and Neji.
They were exhausted.
"Guard duties?" Shikamaru questioned.
They all nodded. "Who's first?"
"I'll go first!" Naruto piped up. Everyone was too tired argue.
That night, Naruto roamed the corridors, avoiding teachers, pranking ghosts and stepping on one of Honoo's tails.
He arrived back at the portrait covered in ash and healing burns.
No-one was up yet, so Naruto set about arranging his weapons.
"Can I take over?"
'Well… I'm bored… don't kill anyone… I want to be there…'
"Thanks!"
"Kyuubi, what are you doing?" a voice came from behind.
It was Sakura.
"Playing."
"Did Naruto give you permission?"
"Of course, he did!"
"Just… Don't kill anyone…"
"The Kit said that as well…"
Sakura glared at him, before walking to the bathroom.
Kurama snickered to himself, before stretching the muscles in his back. He pushed past the portrait, the fox squeaking in surprise.
The mighty fox sauntered down to the hall, smirking slightly at the prospect of all the things he could do.
He walked slowly towards the Gryffindor table, feeling Tsunade's stare on him. She knew that sometimes the Kyuubi and Naruto swapped, but she was slightly annoyed that they did it here of all places.
Kurama settled himself at the edge of the table, away from the students. He started to give off a 'come-near-me-and-I'll-kill-you' aura, which everyone but the golden trio felt.
"Hey Naruto," Ron said, trying to hide his fear. Apparently, the blonde still scared him a bit.
The blonde hummed.
"Uh… well…. How are you?" Hermione asked, not quite knowing what to say.
Kurama tried to make his voice as 'Naruto' like as possible, "I'm good, what about you?"
The trio stilled, Naruto's voice sounded forced and different.
"Are you okay, Naruto?" Harry, asked suspiciously. Why wasn't he turning to face them?
"Yeah… just got a cold!" he still didn't turn to face them, eating the food on his plate was way more important.
The trio nodded uncertainly, but before they could say anything, the other Konoha wizards walked in. Taking the hint, the trio moved away, but sat down near them, so they could hear the conversation.
"What are you doing here Kyuubi?" Kiba muttered.
The trio sighed in disappointment, they were speaking Japanese.
"I was bored," Kyuubi said, shrugging, "Naruto let me come out to play…"
"Just don't kill anyone."
"Would never dream of it…" 'At least, not without Naruto!'
The trio looked down at their breakfast, disappointment etched on their features. They had been hoping that the Konoha students would give them some interesting information.
Hermione had noticed that 'Naruto' had come out of Naruto's mouth, and the boy with the dog had said 'Kyuubi' as a name. She decided.
She had to go to the library.
Tsunade was not impressed. She was listening to their conversation, but the dumb fox wasn't giving away his plans. She knew he wouldn't, but she had been hoping for at least something.
After the shinobi and wizards finished their breakfast, the Gryffindors, Slytherins and Konoha shinobi walked to potions.
Usually, the walk to potions was silent and sullen, apart from a few snide remarks from the Slytherin, but this time was different.
The Hogwarts students watched in amusement as the Konoha students whispered and pointed at things in the castle.
The way they acted, it was like they had never seen moving pictures, but that was impossible.
Right?
When they had all settled down, Gryffindors on one side, Slytherins on another and the Konoha pupils in the middle, Snape started the lesson.
Most students were mildly surprised when they weren't fazed by Snape breathing down their necks (especially when Kiba's cauldron exploded).
'It's like they're used to stuff much worse!' Harry thought, looking as Snape tried to scare pineapple-head into actually doing the work.
The pineapple, named Shikamaru by the giggling Naruto next to him, raised his head lazily, picked up a bat ear, dropped it in his cauldron then promptly fell back asleep.
It got even funnier, when Snape tried to find something wrong with Sasuke's potion. The Uchiha gave the professor his famous 'Uchiha Glare' and was impressed (on the inside) when the teacher hid his fear very well.
However, the Shinobi could see the slight fear in his eyes, and the tense muscles in his shoulders. He was probably in 'fight-or-flight-mode' and was resisting the urge to flee.
Snape turned away and tried to check Gaara's potion.
You could guess how that turned out.
Yes… Kyuubi could smell the faint smell of urine in the air. If Servius Snape feared Gaara, he'd be fucking terrified of Kyuubi.
Yes, today was a good day for Kyuubi.
-Time skip to lunch-
When Harry thought back to his lesson beforehand, they had all been much more interesting.
They'd also had Charms and Divination.
During Charms, Professor Flitwick spent most of the lesson cowering behind his desk from the glares three particular males.
After they had gotten over their 'problems', the Professor had tried to begin the lesson, but was interrupted multiple times by one four-tailed fox (Honoo had grown another one) and a blonde kid named Naruto. (2)
They had spent the entire lesson giggling.
Divination had also been strange, well stranger than normal.
The girly-looking guy, named Neji, was amazed by the ideologies that the subject held. He and Professor Trelawney had begun a rapid conversation about 'fate'. Harry had seen most of the boy's friends rolling their eyes and mimicking him.
Naruto had stood up, declaring loudly that 'it was his fate to leave class early' and had walked out, leaving his howling friends behind.
But now they all sat at Gryffindor table, trying to subtly glance in the direction of the foreign students, who were muttering in Japanese.
Hermione had vanished to the library, saying something about 'translation' and 'names'.
Ron and Harry devoured their meal quickly, before rising with the other students heading to class.
They had DADA, and didn't want to be late.
The class were waiting outside, faces masked with curiosity.
"What's going on?" Ron asked Hermione, who was already there.
"Professor Moody wanted to talk to the Konoha students, and to make matters more interesting, he casted a silencing charm on the room!" she exclaimed brightly.
Harry glanced at the door, he wished he could hear what was happening.
The door suddenly opened, and a grinning Moody beckoned them inside. The students filed in, and Harry noticed that Naruto was wearing sunglasses.
Harry found it strange.
Why didn't Naruto want people to see his eyes?
Harry was to in thought to notice the deadly looks on the Japanese students faces. But Hermione did.
"Well," Moody said, clapping his hands together, "I hope you're all ready for… a surprise test!"
Harry could feel Hermione ooze with excitement.
"This test will be about demons."(3)
Harry sighed. It wasn't as if he disliked the topic, it was just that he wasn't going to meet a demon at school, or where ever he was going afterwards.
Probably.
Harry turned over the page, and read the first question.
1)Name the nine Biju of Japan
Harry thought for a second before writing down the name:
Kyuubi no Kitsune
On the other side of the classroom, the said demon was fuming. He could feel Naruto freaking out inside, and now he wanted to kill something.
'The motherfucker is doing this on purpose!'
'No shit.'
'Thank you for that, kit.'
He calmed down enough to feel the man's fake eye on him. He ducked down and started to write the answers, making sure that he got a few wrong. Naruto had gotten just over half on all the other 'surprise tests' that teachers sprung on them, so why should this one be any different?
The next question, however, made Kurama leak Killing Intention (A.N- That's what it's called right?)
13) What is a Jinchuriki?
Oh yes, Mad-eye Moody was going to die this year.
-Timeskip (again) to choosing of the champions (?)-
The students sat in rows, the Hogwarts at their house tables, and the foreign students sitting in quaint little rows by the side.
"Welcome… I believe the Goblet is ready to make its decision," Dumbledore said, smiling at all the people assembled.
"First, Beauxbatons."
The candles faded and the Goblet glowed red. In a flurry of red sparks, the red glowing flame provided the name on the paper.
Dumbledore smiled as he read out, "Fleur Delacour!"
The hall erupted into cheering, mostly from boys, as Fleur made her way to the front, smiling gracefully.
"Congratulations," he said, directing her to a door at the side.
"Now, Durmstrang."
Again, the mysterious red flame emerged, ejecting the paper into the air. Dumbledore caught it between his finger and thumb.
"Viktor Krum!" he declared loudly. The roar of applause sounded up again, mostly by Quidditch fans this time.
Ron looked extremely pleased.
"We'll do Hogwarts now…"
A piece of paper exploded into the air.
"Cedric Diggory…"
There was a polite applause, but most of the more violent clapping was from the girls, more specifically, Cho Chang.
Before Dumbledore could say anymore, the Goblet decided to throw another piece of paper at him.
"Wha-… Harry Potter?" Dumbledore said, curiously. Then realisation dawned on him, "Harry Potter!"
A hushed silence fell across the hall, everyone was staring as Harry slowly made his way to the front. Unlike the other three, no-one looked happy that he'd won, in fact most people were looking at him in dislike.
Harry looked around, feeling most eyes follow him. He looked at the Konoha students, but was slightly disappointed to see that they weren't paying attention.
At all.
Shikamaru was asleep on Choji, who in turn was gauging himself on chips. Kiba and Hinata were playing with Akamaru, whilst Neji was comparing knives with Bun-girl.
What was her name again?
Oh, right. Ten ten.
Wait… knives?
Ino and Sakura were having a small argument whilst brushing their hair, and Sasuke was staring calmly out the window.
Naruto and the panda, Gaara, were playing with what Harry realised was sand.
But before he could see what the others were doing, he'd arrived at the front. Dumbledore looked down at him, confusion in his eyes, "This way, please Harry." He said, gesturing to the door on his right.
"Next is Konoha!" Dumbledore declared loudly, breaking the tension.
The said school snapped all their heads to the front simultaneously, scaring the students.
"We all know who that's going to be…" Hermione muttered.
"Well, this is odd…" Dumbledore said.
He read out the name,
"Kyuubi no Kitsune."
(1) Gaara and his siblings are here because I want them to be...
(2) Naruto/ Kurama haven't shown their eyes to anyone other than the Konoha shinobi.
(3) i'm pretending that one of their topics were demons, OKAY.
Thank you for reading.
sorry to those who thought that Arthur's Snake was the new update. But the idea wouldn't leave me.
to those who're wondering, I'm probably going to write a sequel.
Anyway.
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