Extra! Extra! Read all about it!

Behind the Sets:

Keanu and Ryu?

"This is Behrooz, taping off-screen views of Keanu and Ryu the camels. It is a starry night, the temperature is promising, and the moonlight shades everything in a pale gray. Keanu is staring at Ryu, who is lying on a sand-hill only a few yards away. The moonlight serenade is romantic...the imaginary music is breath-taking. Keanu stares at her, and feels something he's never felt before..."

♪ Tale as old as time...song as old as rhyme... ♪

"He slowly walks toward her, never taking his eyes off her shimmering fur..."

♪ ...it can never be... ♪

"She meets his eyes..."

♪ ...love that never ends... ♪

"He climbs to her, only three inches from her lips..."

♪...song that never bends... ♪

"They stare at each other, basking in the moonlight..."

♪ ...tale as old as time...song as old as rhyme... ♪

"His limbs rush forward, his eyes close...

♪ ...Beauty and the Beast... ♪

"Their lips seal, holding fast to the true factor that they never thought possible..."

♪ ...lyrics to Beauty and the Beast ♪

"Holy COW! Are Keanu and Ryu MAKING OUT?!" Crevan shrieked. Behrooz put his hand on his head.

"Man, I was getting juicy footage! You just HAD to go and yell in my ear, and mess up their romantic moonlight serenade. Gosh! I'm so ticked at you now!" He snorted and walked away. Crevan began thinking of devious plans.

"Hm...he left his tripod and camera here...hehehehehe..."

"Extra! Extra! Keanu and Ryu the Camels found kissing on the very set of Yo ho! Read all about it! Ryu found with ring-bracelet on her arm? Camels due to be married on Thanksgiving Day! Only fifty bucks for the Camel State Journal here at Miller's! Get a beer, relax, and read all about the Camels! Camels plan to leave on honeymoon for the Bahamas on December 2th, and plan to be back by Christmas! Sorry, ladies, Keanu's taken!" called the little newsboy.

"Good night, did you tell them everything?" Behrooz asked, as he read his newspaper.

"Yep," Ryu laughed. She hugged Keanu.

"MUAHAHAHA! I will get her..."

Why on earth do I do this crap? Behrooz just told you what happened, except he DIDN'T say that he booted Keanu forward, so "their lips sealed"...