6 Weeks Later...
"I can't believe it's only been six weeks since you've started dating Flash." Felicia says. "I have to know, how's it been going?"
"Why don't you take a look for yourself?" He asks, while showing her his desktop background.
"Wow!" She says shocked. "You actually replaced the picture of you and Peter, to you and Flash. You two are...quite the pair." She tells him.
"I know. You should see our texts." He says.
"Ooh, can I?" Felicia asks him in a dirty tone.
"Fuck no!" Harry exclaims. "Why would you want to know what we talk to each other about?"
"Well, knowing how dirty you can get, I-" but she gets cut off.
"I'm not that dirty." Harry denies, rolling his eyes at her.
"Sure you aren't. And I'm not a woman, who is dating another woman." Felicia says sarcastically. "Anyway, regarding your picture with Flash, I think you're two steps closer to becoming Cinderella. After all, he seems like you're night in shinning armor, you were the one in distress with your love life, and Peter seems to be your Fairy Godmother because he did help you get back out there, which led you to Flash."
"You're theory is twisted, but I suppose that it's true. He also apologized again for his behavior for reacting the way that he did when he found out that I went out and hooked up with a stranger late a night by giving me a gift." Harry boasted.
"Aww, he's showering you with gifts." Felicia gushed. "What did he give you?"
"He got me some sex toys, two different types of lube and a tin of condoms. A hundred condoms to be precise, with an assortment of ribbed, flavored and standard kinds of condoms." He tells her while blushing.
"Ah, sookie, sookie now! Although he says he's not an expert on sustaining relationships, he's done pretty well keeping his relationships with you, MJ and Max. Especially you." She says.
"That certainly is surprising come to think of it." He agrees. "Anyway, enough about Peter. It's nearly been six weeks since I've been with Flash. What should I do?"
At The Gym
"Pete, that is sad and you know it. All I have to say is that is low, even for you!" Max tells Peter, while stretching his arms out.
"I have to agree with Max. I can't believe that you're waiting on Harry to call you about his failed relationship with Flash!" Mary Jane says after tying her shoes.
"Hey, it's not my fault the men he date always dump him at the end of the second week into their relationship." He says defensively. "It never fails. I'm still waiting the day to get a call from him saying that the relationship is over. Honestly, I'm surprised that their relationship has lasted this long." He tells them, stretching his legs.
"You my friend," Max tells him, "are the worst friend we when it comes to matters of the heart."
"Can't you just be happy for Harry, instead of waiting on a call from Harry telling you, "Hey Pete. He broke up with me. Can you please come over?" MJ says in an exasperated voice.
"I am happy for him. It's just-" Peter sighs.
"Just what?" Max asks.
"It's always the same thing. He mopes, finds someone, dates them, they dump him by the end of the second week, and he calls me so that he can mope and vent, while I eat whatever he has cooked. I mean, what kind of life is that?"
"Damn." MJ says.
"Like I said, it never fails because it always happens." Peter tells them.
"What happens if he doesn't call at all? What'll you do then?" Max asks him, wrapping up his warm up stretches.
"If he doesn't call, then I'll be hanging out with Aunt May. We haven't been able to spend time together these past five weeks."
"That's a good plan. Maybe you'll both binge watch Scream Queens." MJ tells him.
"Scream Queens? What's that?" Max asks.
"What?! You don't know what it is?" MJ asks.
Peter is laughing. "Dude you're missing out!"
"This is unacceptable. Like American Horror Story, Scream Queens is a semi-anthology series that centers on the characters being terrorized by a serial killer. Last season took place at a university, namely Wallace University. Last season's serial killer was known as The Red Devil, where one of the characters almost got away with murder."
"Yup. She could've gotten away with murder if she had called Annalise Keating from the hot TV show How To Get Away With Murder." Peter said seriously.
"Oooh, that is a damn good show. I can't wait to find out who's shot Wes' father." Max said.
"For real. The abuse that show endures on fans like us. And I can't wait to binge watch it's thrilling third season with you guys." Peter says, while Max nods his head in agreement.
"It really is, but this let's get back to the thrilling, second season of Scream Queens. The setting this time around, is taking place in a hospital. The serial killer this time around is known as the Green Meanie, and once again, the MVP of the show is none other than Special Agent Denise Hemphill, of the FBI." Mary Jane tells Max.
"That bitch is an absolute riot. Can you believe she still "Gots her eyes on Zayday Williams" after she got the killer's confession?" Peter asks MJ.
"Hahaha! Nothing will ever change that woman's mind about Zayday Williams." She responds.
"Can we watch that together?" Max asks them. "It seems interesting and I know how much we love American Horror Story and How To Get Away With Murder is our show."
"Yeah, we should do that. Maybe Harry wouldn't mind skipping a night from being screwed against the wall, from Flash." Mary Jane tells him, while Max starts howling with laughter.
"I hate you." Peter tells her with an evil glare. "You can call him and ask him yourself since it has been six weeks, and I'm waiting for him to call me. Besides, I know you're gonna want to invite Felicia."
"HAHA!" Mary Jane exclaims. "You got that right. And in your case Peter, you've got the right-" She points at Peter, "to remain sexy for one Harry Osborn." She finishes seductively, while calling Felicia.
Peter smiles and rolls his eyes, while Max is still howling with laughter.
"I've got to remember that!" Max says laughing, wiping the tears from his eyes.
"Hey Felicia, how's your day sweetheart?"
"Hey babe, it's a slow day. How's everything on your end right now?"
"I'm at the gym with Max and Peter. Listen, Max had an idea for us to hang out since he's never seen Scream Queens."
"What?! How has he not seen Scream Queens? He'd love Denise Hemphill! That bitch is a total riot. I still can't get over her whole, "You rich dumb hoes are going downtown!", then proceeds to say, "I STILL GOTS MY EYE ON YOU ZAYDAY WILLIAMS!" She's a total boob."
"I know. That's why he wanted us to hang out so we can binge watch the first season before he binge watches the second season when the season is over."
"I'm totally in."
"Will Harry and Flash be able to join us? We're starting the binge tonight."
"Nope." Felicia sighs. "He's planned out an entire date with Flash. Can you believe that he replaced the background picture on his desktop from him and Peter, to him and Flash?"
"That's just sad. Well anyway, since Max bought it up, we'll be doing it at Peter's house. I'll text you the info after our workout."
"Cool. I'll bring some gummy bears, coconut water and some pizza."
"Awesome. I'll see you later my love."
"Later MJ!" Felicia says, then hangs up.
"Well, I've got some good news and some bad news. Good news: we are on for the binge tonight!" Mary Jane says excitedly. "Bad news: There's a good chance that Harry will be getting fucked against the wall tonight." Mary Jane tells them looking directly at Peter.
"Better yet, maybe Harry will be giving Flash a good, screw against the wall, and then some." Max says while wagging his eyebrows, and MJ falls to the ground laughing her head off.
"That was a good one!" MJ says while getting off the floor five minutes later. "High five Max!" They both high five each other.
"Oh well. He's still proving me wrong." Peter says shockingly.
"Well, if it makes you feel any better, the night belongs to us." Max says.
"What time shall we start our binge?" Peter asks them.
"Um, how about 6? We should be clean and hungry by then right?" Max asks.
Mary Jane nods her head in agreement. "6 it is. This is gonna be fun."
"It sure is. It sucks Harry won't be there, but I'll live." Peter tells them in a sad tone.