A/N: Thank you for your reviews
Disclaimer: I don't own Silent Hill, Resident Evil, or any of its characters...nor SpongeBob!
Rating: THIS CHAPTER IN PARTICULAR will contain sexual crude humor and there will be violence, cussing, and whatever. Enjoy!
Poor Henry and Peter, snatched from the church by a seductive demon goddess named Cynthia, oh what fate will befail our dear friends?! Find out in this thrilling installment of my story! Now, here we see Henry and Peter being taken to the subway where lots of found memories are spent.
Cynthia: Ah, Home sweet home!
Henry: Hah, I knew this was your 'turf' (nudges Peter) get it...'turf' her 'stake-out place to 'stake' men' kiddo...heh heh he hehe...
Peter: (looks up at Henry confused)
Henry: heheheheheheh...oh right, you're four now...nevermind...
Cynthia: (takes Henry up by the collar) I didn't bring you here for jokes Henry!
Henry: Then what did you...oh, this is about that 'special favor' isn't it?
Cynthia: (smiles seductively and nods)
Peter innocently tugs Cynthia's skirt to get their attention.
Peter: What is a 'special favor' miss Cynthia?
Cynthia: I will tell you when you are older little one
Peter: kay! (sees a dead ghost floating by) hello...
Floating ghost: Hi
Meanwhile, while Walter is jogging to whatever the heck he thought Cynthia would take them, the rest of the gang got into Pyramid Head's car and drove off. PH is driving and there is a huge hole cut on the roof to fit his large conic head. At this moment, the car is really slow because old man Douglas is in another car up in front of them going 20 in a 55 mph zone. And as you can see PH is getting really pissed.
PH: (honks the horn) Come on you BLEEP-ing no good bleep-I am trying to save my son and you are freaking-BLEEP BLEEP ON THE BLEEP ROAD!
Heather: Oh my god chill out!
Vincent: (leaning over to PH) Just pass him.
PH: I can't there is a unbroken line there.
Richard: So?
PH: SOOOOOOOOOO-you can't pass somebody on a unbroken line geez, didn't you know that in driver's ed?
Suddenly Douglas's car starts to swurve back and forth.
PH: Oh great...great...now he is probably drunk god this is going to take forever who knows what horrible things that bitch Cynthia is doing to my son!
At the creepy subway station filled with ghosts, Cynthia leans down to Peter putting her large breasts right into his face which makes him back up a ways so he could see her face but when he looks up those breasts sticking out cover her view so he dosen't see the insanely sex-hungry look she has in her eyes as she glances at Henry who is being tied up to a pillar by a bunch of ghosts with chains.
Cynthia: (produces a twenty dollar bill from her cleavage) Why don't you go to the store and pick me up some whip cream, chococalate sauce, sprinkles, cherries, strawberries, and maple syrup...kay sweetie?
Peter: Um, are we going to make sundaes?
Henry: (realizing what is going on) NO PETER ITS A TRICK SHE IS GOING TO-MPHMPMPMMMPH! (the rest is muffled by a hand over his mouth by Cynthia)
Cynthia: Yes...uh...yes we are...(takes out a five dollar bill) and here get some candy for yourself...its going to be a looooooooooooooong night...(nuzzles Henry's cheek)
Henry: O.O mmmmmph!
Peter: (stares at Cynthia and Henry for a long time) ...YAY CANDY! CANDY! CANDY! CANDY! CANDY!
Cynthia: Hold on just a minute little one (takes out a electronic dog collar and puts it on Peter) If you try anything fishy like run to your friends all I have to do is push this button and you will be infected with the chicken poxs (evil laugh)
Peter: No! Not chicken poxes! Those aren't fun!
Cynthia: Than hurry back...your 'daddy' is waiting (wraps her arms around Henry) and you wouldn't want anything to happen to him now-
Peter: (interrupts) Can I still get candy?
Cynthia: (sighs) Yes you can still get candy now run along!
Grabbing his SpongeBob doll Peter crawls up the stairs of the subway and runs off to find the nearest store.
Cynthia: (watches Peter leave and then turns to Henry) Now...lets get started shall we?
Cynthia proceeds to rip off his clothes (but for the younger audiences out there and the fact that I put a "T" rating on this I begrungdely placed censor tapes over Henry's naughty parts) HAH! TAKE THAT CYNTHIA! WOOT!
Cynthia: Hey!
Author: Uh, lets back to the car shall we?
Meanwhile...
Heather: Drive up to him and tell him off!
PH: What the-NOT WHEN HE IS FUCKING SWURVING AROUND LIKE A MAD MAN!
Harry: But you are the pyramid head he will listen to you!
PH: I am a excutioner and judge of man's sins I am not going to break a driving rule just to tell this guy off!
Maria: (angerily) Oh but you rape mannequinns and impale me!?!
PH: That is different...
Maria: How is that different?
PH: I just...you see...technically...it just is, now shut up I am driving and I will deal with this the way I WANT TO deal with this okay? If anyone dosen't like it they can just LEAVE!
Douglas: (driving erratically in his car with a open can of beer) Weeeeeeeee I am drunk-unk-grunk-drenk...DRUNK! I hope the (hic) cops don't pull me over (hic)...oh right...I am the cooooooooopppppppppppp (hic) Weeeeeeeeeeee!
Slams his car into a telephone pole.
PH: See, it took care of itself.
Richard: Smug little bastard
PH: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY!?!
Richard: I said 'smug little bastard' what are you going to do about it, huh? Considering YOU are the one that leaves Peter for four years and then just waltzs right along claiming to want him again where were you when you had the chance, god, my dad was better than you and he tried to stab my mom when she was pregnant with me! LOSER!
PH: That is it, get out of the car!
A/N: Please keep in mind that the car is still moving...
Maria: Richard, no, (grabs his arms just as he is about to open the car door) Don't do it!
Richard: Forget it Maria there is nothing you can say that will make me stay in this car a minute more with this...(points to PH)...asshole! I am leaving-
Richard opens the door and is about to calmly walk out when suddenly the velocity of the car's speed catches him and he is rolling backwards down the highway screaming and getting cut up by the friction of the gravel and blacktop (as well as road kill bones, broken glass, and other stuff you might find on the road) screaming his head off while the car just speeds away.
Richard: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh (thump thump) hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh (thump thump thump) Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh (thump thump thump) ahhhhhhhhhhhh!
Maria: (watches Richard roll along the highway behind them) Dumbass!
On the road way way ahead of Richard, Claire Redfield is driving along on her motercycle to Raccoon City enjoying the nighttime scenery when suddenly Richard's body appears out of nowhere blocking her path. She pumps her breaks and tries to not hit him, and ends up swurving into a deep ditch.
Claire: HOLY SHIT! O.O'
The front wheels of the motorcycle hit the ground and Claire is propelled off her seat into a row of barbed wire killing her instantly. Coming up next, a truck driver named Travis is driving up behind Claire and steers sharply to miss Richard and her motocycle and leans over into the ditch onto Claire.
Travis: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! I AM GOING TO DIE! GOODBYE CRUEL WORLD!
KAAAAAAAAAAAA-BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
The truck falls on top of Claire and explodes into a eruption of fire, metal,blood, and singed body parts right behind Richard as he picks himself up and dusts himself off.
Richard: Goddammit! Now I am all injured and there is no hospital for miles...
He turns around to see the explosion.
Richard: That is odd, I wonder what happened there...?
Back in Pyramid Head's car
Pyramid Head was not paying attention to what had happened behind him but like a good driver paid attention to up ahead. Where he spotted Walter sprinting alongside the road.
PH: Hey, lets pick him up.
Vincent: Are you crazy Pyramid Head? We don't know this guy!
Eileen: That's Walter.
Vincent: Are you crazy?
PH: Oh come on...we have plenty of room now that Richard is gone.
Heather: That's true...
Harry: Hey, speaking of crazy where are James and Frank?
At the Church
Noreen the demon nurse is coming down the aisle in a blood-stained wedding dress and dead flowers as Frank is waiting standing next to James. The wedding march is playing in the air.
James: YAY I AM GOING TO GET A NEW MOMMY!
Sammeul is standing in front of the altair about to perform the ceremony.
Meanwhile...
Peter is standing in the aisle waiting patiently as it was his turn to pay for the items with his SpongeBob Doll in one hand and the sack of sweets in the other he paid the cashier.
Cashier: Do you need any help carrying them little boy?
Peter: No thanks...I got them...Bye!
And like a big boy he proudly carried the treats in one hand dragging his SpongeBob Doll along the ground like it was a huge knife.
At the subway portion of our story...
Cynthia was standing next to a naked chained up Henry waiting for Peter to get back with the stuff.
Henry: Please, have mercy, why does every chick and crazy man within the state want to rape me!? TT
Cynthia: You are a very rare breed of men Henry, because you are so sweet and charming, and nice and caring, sensitive and kind...and not gay at all...
Henry: (tries to think of a way out) Yeah well...what if it turned out...I was gay...so...HAH!
Cynthia: Uh, no, no Henry that won't work, I saw you on the streetcorner a couple of months ago with Starla...
Henry: I could of converted...
Cynthia: Its not a religion Henry don't be stupid!
Henry: Sorry...Okay then...what if I wasn't nice...you uh...skanky...slutty...woman you...
Cynthia: (rubs her body against his) Oh I love it when they talk dirty..yes...yes...SAY MORE HENRY MORE!
Henry: (meekly) help me...
In the car...
Pyramid Head pulls the car over to Walter.
PH: Need a lift?
Walter: Sure...(reaches for the door handle)
PH: (snickers and starts pulling away slowly)
Walter: HEY!
PH: Hehhehehehe, sorry, go ahead.
Walter approaches the car and tries for the door handle but then PH puts his foot on the gas and starts to move the car once more out of Walter's reach, Walter starts running towards the car as the others in the back start snickering.
Walter: Hey, wait up! (puff puff pufff pufff hupffff) Come on you guys!
PH and Everyone: (laughing)
Soon they will make to save Henry and Peter as long as they don't run over Peter in the process of going to the subway station or breaking any traffic laws.
TBC
The truck driver was a reference to the upcoming Silent Hill 5 game where you are a guy named Travis with the exact same profession and I noticed that in Resident Evil 2, it looked like Claire didn't have a helmet on which she should of so that is why I had her die on the road as punishment! Stupid Claire! Enjoy and I look foreward to what you think of it...see ya next chapter!